Thank to all the bands and people that came out last night to the show. All the bands kicked ass and Disengaged had to have to best stage presence I have seen in at 10 years (RIP Words of Truth). Way to tear it up and thank you all.

Two greatest lines of the night--

"Put your pussy in you pocket!"

"Buy beer from the fucking drum guy!"

bludgeoncore said:

I guess we DID play. Did someone fill in for me on vocals?

HAHAH. I'm pissed I left early, but I was sick as a dog.

SmallBrownRatFuck said:

What's up, ruiner of the White Stripes legacy...

HAHAH... well, every goddamn band needs a bassist. I give a heavy handed FUCK YOU to bands that purposely play without bassists. Although the Oxxes are pretty damn good, though.

SmallBrownRatFuck said:

not EVERY band needs one, what's with the "heavy handed fuck you"?
get off your high horse

Hahaha, I'm a bassist, so leave me alone. I'm messing around, man. Jeez.

And, shit, I could use a fucking high horse 'cause whenever I'm at one of these shows I'm the shortest person there. Bunch of tall, nordic bitches in the Boston metal scene. heheheheh

Next person to tell a member of Phantom Limb off gets a fucking beatdown, courtesy of Not Common Records.

hahahahahahaha

Thx Beakey. I owe you a beer.

SmallBrownRatFuck said:

I love phantom limb dude I'd SO come play if I wasn't already in two bands

maybe they'll fire me, even though I formed both

Here is my useless run down of the show:

Gut opened this one with a short set, but definately the best set I have seen them play since the Disengaged CD release party. Mike Adams is definately a better drummer then that red headed guy they use to have. He had red hair though, so nobody was surprised. Some asshole was taunting them their whole set, trying to get them to do the truffle shuffle and such.

It Will End In Pure Horror played about 87 songs in 13 minutes, it was fantastic. I like their name too, which is cool because so many bands have gay names. Their singer looked like he was from Coal Chamber or something, but image is nothing, thirst is everything. Definately check these guys out.

Trinity Test played third and was pretty bizarre, but good. I liked their set too, except for 3 seperate parts, 2 were clean parts and one jazzy part thing. Other then that they were super tight and pretty sick. I think they left right after their set though.

Disengaged headlined, and Beakey was really drunk and forgot most of the words to their songs, but it didn't matter because we are all useless maggots. After a while he proceeded to stop verbally assaulting everyone, and began physically assaulting everyone. It ended with the utter destruction of Disengaged's drum set, bass amp, drummer, Jeff Archaic and Radek.
Anyone selling equipment?

I was so drunk last night. I apologize. Ed just told me everything. I don't even remember playing. I really don't think I'm gonna do this band anymore, Joe.

oxxes love coxxes

Oxxes on boxxes, eating coxxes.

Beakey said:

Nobody can quit or join a notcommon band without my approval.

Beakey, that was awesome man... you freakin' rule. No bloodshed was disappointing though.

Big thanks to all the bands and everyone that came out for the show, it was a great night.

-Mark (Gut)

Mark you surly hunk of man, you have to come get hot dogs next bostons' dead.

I'd like to but the buns would hurt my low carb diet, heh...

Yeah, badass night. All the bands ruled. Thanks to Disengaged, the legacy of The Meatmen lived on.

That was one of my favorite Bostons' Dead nights.
Up to this point I thought bludgencore was someone from leaukorrhea

Disciple said:

I feel your pain.

I got no hot dogs. But made poo nonetheless. A winner is me.

Yes, thanks to the bands and everyone who came out. Fuck all of you who didn't (If you are under 21, please disregard that last statement.) Trinity Test was sick! Oh Joe, they did stick around for the rest of the show. Anyway, I had fun, as usual. I'm gonna end this post because I'm in a bad mood and having a shitty day and I don't want to piss anyone off.

Oh, I didn't see them, but maybe I didn't know who they were.
Alot of people seemed to flee from Disengaged because they didn't want to put their pussies back into their pockets.

Joe/NotCommon said:

This made me think of those plastic mini-purses from the 80's that opened up like a vagina when you squeezed them.

Deathcow said:

Is that anything like a pocket pussy? or say a robosuck?

No. But glue enough of them together to a rotary engine, and they become slightly akin to an Anal Destroyer.

Isn't the anal destroyer akin to the horse cock dildo?

This thread is getting out of hand

Funny that you mention hand, since the Anal Destroyer is basically a fist attached to a pumping trigger, to answer the previous question.

anyone who likes noisy grindcore, and digs it will end in pure horror should check out jeff and erics old band suffer now.....

also, i know nothing about this local band called gut....but i know i'm sick of seeing them on flyers, because it always gets my hopes up that the german gods of goregrind have re-united and decided to tour america......but then i realise....nope, just some boston band with the same name......

This is certainly hence attractive plus artistic. I like a colorations plus whichever company may get them while in the mailbox might be smiling. Capital Gains Tax Accountants