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returntothepit >> discuss >> important things with demetri martin by the_reverend on Feb 11,2009 11:08pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 11,2009 11:08pm
not bad. I like his humor.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 11,2009 11:18pm
hipster comedy!! came real close to making a hate filled thread about this special last night. all i'll say is once he came on the daily show I started to loose interest.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 11,2009 11:19pm
I saw this commercial, no way is this funny. Fuck this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 11,2009 11:22pm
I did have my white belt on while watching it.
maybe I should blow a dude



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 11,2009 11:23pm
Like you aren't already.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 11,2009 11:25pm
I would be, but I am downloading some grizzly bear eps from a ysi thread on the lemming trail.



toggletoggle post by sever at Feb 11,2009 11:25pm
This is realllly obsevational humor. You wont like it if your sense of humor is all about jokes and ridiculous shit.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 12,2009 12:02am
i just think his stuff is dry and boring. showing stick figures for 5 minutes isn't funny.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 12,2009 12:12am
I find him both hilarious and incredibly irritating. I love a lot of his ideas but he just drags so many of them out FAR longer than they need to be.



toggletoggle post by TinyGiantClothing   at Feb 12,2009 12:25am
his timing and style somewhat reminds me of the late Mitch Hedberg (at times)

some of the stuff was funny.. but it seems he just likes to show people how he can multitask



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 12,2009 12:28am
I don't know. Mitch Hedberg knew when to end things. Or at least keep it interesting when he was dragging it out.



toggletoggle post by TinyGiantClothing   at Feb 12,2009 12:35am
i miss mitch :( he was great and had many years for great comedy to look foward to :(

demetri will fade out like most of them do .. i noticed hes featured on myspace today ..




toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Feb 12,2009 10:37am
i_am_not_me said[orig][quote]
I don't know. Mitch Hedberg knew when to end things. Or at least keep it interesting when he was dragging it out.


word.
Mitch ruled.
Dimitri sucks....not even in the same class



toggletoggle post by scumfuck at Feb 12,2009 10:42am
i hate demitri's stand up. It pisses me off to no end, i did however find myself watching this while drunk. It was funny enough to watch when i was intoxicated.



toggletoggle post by Kadoogan at Feb 12,2009 11:01am
Dude's got some good jokes, but he owes his entire schtick to Steven Wright, Hedberg and Zach Galifianakis. The giant notepad with funny things on it, and playing piano and telling jokes? Zach's, dammit.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 12,2009 11:04am
i think he has a clever take on comedy. not bad but not great



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 12,2009 11:16am
I watched this last night. Not impressed.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 12,2009 12:23pm
Screw this dude and his brand of pathetic, unfunny and completely irrelevant to anyone's life hipster comedy. People who find this funny are the same people who think Dane Cook is a comedian.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2009 12:27pm
dane cook is completely different. I find them both funny. one makes you think a second. the other you laugh at more than laugh with.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 12,2009 12:28pm
DICK JOKES ARE ON THE WAY



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 12,2009 12:29pm
I used to think Dane Cook was funny at times with certain things but he has no variety. Comedy these days is suffering terribly because the good ones are dead already.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2009 12:35pm
if someone says "dirty vagina" I laugh. i don't care how many times they say it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 12,2009 12:42pm
bill burr or gtfo



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Feb 12,2009 1:50pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if someone says "dirty vagina" I laugh. i don't care how many times they say it.

DIRTY VAGINA



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 12,2009 1:58pm
He's one of my personal faves. I Tivo'd this, will be watching tonight.



toggletoggle post by sever at Feb 12,2009 2:10pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Screw this dude and his brand of pathetic, unfunny and completely irrelevant to anyone's life hipster comedy. People who find this funny are the same people who think Dane Cook is a comedian.


negative. dane cook is trash, but i still like dimitri martin.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 12,2009 2:52pm
I liked his specials that ive seen before but the show was kinda meh. I'll still probably watch it again.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 12,2009 2:57pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if someone says "dirty vagina" I laugh. i don't care how many times they say it.

DIRTY VAGINA


DIRTY VAGINA



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 12,2009 3:55pm
His transitions from joke to joke are non-existent. There are no transitions. It's just BAM: Joke A. BAM: Joke B. It's not real stand-up to me.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2009 3:59pm
I've smiled every time I've seen someone say dirty vagina.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Feb 12,2009 4:27pm
Kadoogan said[orig][quote]
Dude's got some good jokes, but he owes his entire schtick to Steven Wright, Hedberg and Zach Galifianakis. The giant notepad with funny things on it, and playing piano and telling jokes? Zach's, dammit.



that's alternative comedy for ya. "hey folks, i found my high school diary and now i'm gonna read it to you onstage." some good, a lotta bad.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Feb 12,2009 4:29pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
People who find this funny are the same people who think Dane Cook is a comedian.


it's the complete opposite. alt comics despise dane cook.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Feb 12,2009 4:29pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
bill burr or gtfo

backed.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 12,2009 4:42pm
I dig some of his work; a handful of tracks/segments on his CD had me in tears but after 4 or 5 listens most of the material loses its charm. I saw the first half of the show and was amused enough to not hate it, but then again, I did shut it off halfway through.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2009 4:50pm
to jerk off



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 12,2009 5:43pm
Nah, I jerked off DURING the show.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 12,2009 5:45pm
This is a hipster faggot doing Seinfeld routines. Go fuck yourself.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2009 5:45pm
you jerked off for 15 minutes? I find that hard to believe unless you were conducting a train with your right hand so you have to do it with the left.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 12,2009 5:51pm
I always do it with the left. How else am I supposed to move the mouse. Duh.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 12,2009 5:54pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I always do it with the left. How else am I supposed to move the mouse. Duh.


if this is true then i think we need to make out. Left hand ftw



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 12,2009 5:59pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I always do it with the left. How else am I supposed to move the mouse. Duh.


you dont know how to use a mouse with your left hand?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 12,2009 6:25pm
I know how to use a mouse lefty, but it's kind of hard when it's a righty mouse. Mothafucka. Grant, let the making out begin.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2009 8:49pm
you fap?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 12,2009 10:22pm
That's like asking something if they breathe.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 12,2009 10:24pm
BORING!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2009 10:49pm
well, do you breath? I've (and noone under the age of 70) never heard of the place you are working now and figured it was something with robots.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2009 1:00am
mitch hedburg is on CC now.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 14,2009 1:01am
Just watched Live from the Purple Onion. Zach Galifianakis' little dvd. AMAZING. That's a droll humorist for you.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 18,2009 10:36pm
LABRADOODLE OWNER



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 18,2009 10:37pm
doesn't know what he'll do when he reaches 3



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 18,2009 10:52pm
HAHAHAHAHA

Creedocide had me LOLing



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 18,2009 10:57pm
Okay, tonight seems funnier, although I swear he used the same line gag last week.

But the Revenger and Creedocide were definitely funny.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 18,2009 10:57pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
Just watched Live from the Purple Onion. Zach Galifianakis' little dvd. AMAZING. That's a droll humorist for you.


Yeah, that is quite badass...was on CC's Secret Stash Saturday night.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 18,2009 11:01pm
DJ Abraham Lincoln



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 18,2009 11:08pm
Revenger? oh, you mean the Re-Revenger.
the DJ Abraham Lincoln thing was the funniest thing he's done yet.



toggletoggle post by poop at Feb 19,2009 2:20am
LOUIS CK FTW



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 18,2009 10:51pm
the rollerskating bit he just did was awesome.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 18,2009 11:23pm
How can anyone find this idiot funny?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 19,2009 5:16pm
Now it's loud and hot.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2009 5:19pm
its seems like exactly half the jokes from this kid are hilarious and the other half are fucking terrible and stupid.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 19,2009 5:20pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
its seems like exactly half the jokes from this kid are hilarious and the other half are fucking terrible and stupid.


yea its a mixed bag.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 19,2009 6:24pm
Every time I see this hack in a commercial promoting his show, I ask myself every time, "Why is the audience laughing?" His jokes are painfully dry and moronically obvious. I hate everything about this dude.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 19,2009 6:25pm
there was an incredibly funny skit involving past historical figures such as Galileo getting thrown out of a bar for being complete assholes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 19,2009 6:27pm
pstt.. he would burn galileo at the stake for being a heretic.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 20,2009 1:06am
SCIENCE!



toggletoggle post by sever at Mar 20,2009 1:40am
How about no one throw stones? Unless you're trapped in a glass house and you have a stone, then throw away!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 20,2009 8:28am
Not funny. That is all.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2009 10:32pm
it's on now.
"how does a hair cut make someone look fatter?"



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Mar 25,2009 10:39pm
I was just ranting this evening to my friend about how I thought it was incredible someone gave this hipster, emo, fag a comedy show on cable tv. It just boggles my mind. Just seeing his commercials makes me want to murder him.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 25,2009 11:24pm
Watched again tonight, still not funny.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Mar 25,2009 11:34pm
watched for the first time tonight, not funny



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 26,2009 1:07am
dirty vagina



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Mar 26,2009 8:45am
tylor said[orig][quote]
watched for the first time tonight, not funny


Same here. Once it got to the break I turned it off. What an unfunny piece of shit that dork is. I tried to find the shit funny but alas it was not.

Why do they go from one shit-sketch show to the next? Obviously no one will compare to Chappelle so might as well give up that angle.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 26,2009 9:24am
I laughed at the dirty vagina comment.



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Mar 26,2009 9:34am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I laughed at the dirty vagina comment.


THINK DEMETRI MARTIN IS FUNNY OR YOU ARE A DIRTY VAGINA!



toggletoggle post by ScumFuck at Mar 26,2009 10:35am
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if someone says "dirty vagina" I laugh. i don't care how many times they say it.

DIRTY VAGINA


i just read this at work and started laughing.. now everyone is staring at me.....i think i'll cut them into little pieces



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 26,2009 10:43am
I lol'd



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