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returntothepit >> discuss >> Lets join as one magnificent force by GRAVESIDESERVICE on May 13,2009 10:19pm
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toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE at May 13,2009 10:19pm
magnificent forces unite:

SATANIC PACT FOR OCCULT/PSYCHIC POWERS

Ronald Warlock Master of the Dark Arts, Occult Priest, Black Magician, Ordained Minister and Satanist will bestow upon you Occult/Psychic powers through the power of Satan and his Demons.

This is a Pact made with one of the Demonic forces of Hell. The summoned demon will be bound and made to serve the will of Simon Warlock to grant you occult/psychic powers. These occult attainments do not come without a cost. There is the cost of the auction, but the spiritual cost will be greater. You must swear alligence to Satan to be granted Occult power. Those that have given themselves to Satan with a Pact for Occult/Psychic powers have been granted any one, and some times more than one of the following Occult Powers:
Astral Travel
Prophecy
Revelation
Divination
ESP
Telepathy
Pyromancy
Telekinesis
Power to Heal
Power to Curse
Power to Harm
Necromancy
Empathy

This pact with Satan through one of the demonic forces summoned and bound by Simon Warlock is good for eternity and can not be broken. You give to Spirit (demon) of Satan allegiance to Satan in turn for occult attainment of psychic power in this life time. You are not selling your soul to the devil, but you are swearing allegiance to him. You will receive the Satanic Oath of Allegiance with in 24hrs of making payment.. You will receive a email confirmation of when the ritual of the pact was performed. You will receive the name of the Demon summoned from the pits of Hell by Simon Warlock, in addition you will receive a printed copy of the electronic copy of your pact mailed to you with a Certificate of Confirmation/Authenticity of when the Ritual was performed for you. Items I will need from you will be your consent, and a pic.
Occult powers maybe any from the list above or not listed. Warning these powers once bestowed upon you by the demon of Satan may be revoked if you fail to keep your end of the bargain. You must swear alligiance to Satan in this life time to be granted Occult/Psychic powers.

No need to brag about how great I am or my coven, etc,. Etc,. The power of Satan does not need to brag. Swear alligiance to Satan and be granted occult power within this life time.

A email testimonial from one of my clients
“Dear Brother Ronald,
Greetings from Reunion,
Thank you so much again. Excuse me for the delay in my answer, because of gap of schedule between the USA and Reunion island of; approximately 9 hours of gap. I am from Reunion island of, a French island in the Indian ocean. But all the posts pass by France.
I am very very very Happy to know that my spell is successfully made! I thank our Lord Satan for all things! I really appreciated your way of communicating, quick, and your desire to help me really... I really felt in myself the power of the spell that you made for me... I am really very satisfied with the way thus you treated my case.
Keep in touch.
Daniel your Brother in Darkness.
HAIL SATAN!!! “


FEEDBACK from most recent buyer: OUWOO!!! POWER FELT STRONGLY+THANK YOU+YOU ARE THE BEST MY BROTHER IN SATAN+++++

The Buyer will receive a confirmation email of when the ritual was cast, and will also receive a
CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY
of the Ritual cast, and when it was cast signed by Ronald Warlock.

PAYMENTS
Payment is due at auction close. Paypal only. Spells will only be cast after a cleared payment through Paypal.
SHIPPING & HANDLING
Certificates of Authenticity are shipped with in 24hrs of receiving Payment notification through Paypal. You will be provided with a tracking number.
FEEDBACK
Feedback is posted once it is received. Due to the nature of the products offered If you choose not to receive feedback then please notify Simon Warlock in email. Simon however expects feedback. If positive feedback is not given he will personally curse you. If you have a problem please consult Simon through email before posting negative feedback. If you choose not to post feedback that is your option but due not be surpised if you find your self cursed. Working Black Magick can be dangerous, and a little positive feedback would be appreciated.
QUESTIONS
myspace.com/gravesideservice

Legal: Law states that spells, readings & paranormal objects are for entertainment purposes only and that you must be at least 18 years old to make this purchase. You agree that your purchase is subject to your own interpretation & is not a substitute for legal, financial, psychiatric or medical help. You further agree that Simon Warlock is not responsible or liable for any paranormal, demonic, or occult activity that will or not occur in conjunction with this item/service.

This body copy, auction advertisement, UNHOLY WATER is (C) Copyright 2009. Ronald Warlock. All Rights Reserved

Hail Satan and Receive Power!



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE at May 13,2009 10:21pm
Both Simon and Ronald promise the ultimate demise of unhappiness in all that is unsatanic...



toggletoggle post by Murph  at May 13,2009 10:28pm edited May 13,2009 10:46pm
Brian was in a few of my English courses, and that dude is super cool.

I really gotta get my ass to one of your shows.



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE at May 13,2009 10:44pm
oh nice. No one liked us before. I guess its an image thing. Males only judge other males by their looks and not their sound...Now its all sound and no image. Fuck stupid losers that never liked us because we weent the in black metal thing. Well guess what black metal died years ago and magic in not real...but looking for attention is...Yours Ronald



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE at May 13,2009 10:49pm
I probably hate every band on here. I would not buy one album from the new england shit metal jock league. And that goes for all of you. But you will soon have our cd in your collection...
PS fuck you
Ronald
wolves in the throne conference record label room are the new macho metal jock local black metal hit so maybe i will be at the show hoping everyone does on the way. I hate elitist hippies that shop in olnyville and thayre or how ever its spelled. I will laugh at all your funerals. Black metal died when they made all these useless docs...



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE at May 13,2009 10:50pm
dies on the way



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE at May 13,2009 10:55pm
hey look. I am a hippie. I shop in obscure college hipster neighborhoods in providence and boston. I go to college or refuse to go any longer since I inherited my parents life insurance. I listen to sunn ))) DROPDEAD, and many other shit bag releases. I am also into crust because its a true statement about my accidentally bleached and ruined pants. oh and lets not forget the railroad man hat and bandana in the back pocket. I starve for attention and will even go so far as to memorize facts from college text books and make pretend to love other animals and life so I will hug a tree and make other collegiate faggot statements until I m noticed...



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 13,2009 11:57pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 14,2009 12:01am
GRAVESIDESERVICE said[orig][quote]
oh and lets not forget the railroad man hat and bandana in the back pocket.


Is this 2004?



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS HERE /w MANDY BLAKE at May 14,2009 7:40am
GRAVESIDESERVICE said[orig][quote]
hey look. I am a hippie. I shop in obscure college hipster neighborhoods in providence and boston. I go to college or refuse to go any longer since I inherited my parents life insurance. I listen to sunn ))) DROPDEAD, and many other shit bag releases. I am also into crust because its a true statement about my accidentally bleached and ruined pants. oh and lets not forget the railroad man hat and bandana in the back pocket. I starve for attention and will even go so far as to memorize facts from college text books and make pretend to love other animals and life so I will hug a tree and make other collegiate faggot statements until I m noticed...




YOURE FINALLY DOING IT RIGHT.


THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2009 7:46am
sadly part of me thinks this isn't a joke.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 14,2009 9:44am
Roll for initiative.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 14,2009 9:48am
FUCK I GOT A 2



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 14,2009 9:57am

"Something Something Something DARK SIDE Something Something Something COMPLETE"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 14,2009 10:32am
MCDIARMID'D



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