im posting this just so you all know we are ridiculous people. shot by marsi, who im sure a lot of you know.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Yeah that's awesome!

Nick's face in the third one is priceless!

yeah nick had some pretty ridiculous shots haha.

The great part about this is that when the page loaded only the top half of the first picture was showing and I was thinking "wha... are they in drag?"

are there any more? I want to see the others!

Those chicks with the sunglasses are wicked hot.

i hope these were shot at a Sears or something.

the photog needs a bigger backdrop for something like that. Also, people need to learn when to look and not look at the camera...
Some of those girls were at the show wearing the same clothing... and out of practicality, how does the black haired girl put those ripped leggings on? I can't even put on a pair of ripped boxers with out putting my leg through the wrong hole.

RAWR, IM 4'11" RAWR

Rusty - " Dad , i think he going to pork her "
Clark W - " no rus , he not going to pork her "
Rusty - " i think he is "

were gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since bing crosby danced with danny fucking k!

RAWR, IM 5 MILLION POUNDS RAWR

yeah rev, the pictures arent cropped yet. these are just roughs. thats why you can see past the backdrop. we just had to work with what we had.

just my .02. they look hilarious and once you close the white full in the back they will be even better.

WTF all I wanted to see was a goddamn motorcycle

RAWR IM AN ANGRY MIDGET THAT EVERYONE HATES. SO I NEED THE ATTENTION. I ALSO NEED TO MAKE GIRLS GET ON THEIR KNEES SO THEYRE NOT TALLER THAN ME. I HAVE LITTLE MAN SYNDROME. RAWR.


in all seriousness alex, that thread i posted at the brutal truth show, i only take back some of the shit, because unlike you, the REST of razormaze are good dudes. so i apologize towards the band, but retract it towards you, specifically. to the rest of your band, it stays. regardless of your band being good dudes, you sir are still a piece of shit stuck in the body of a 13 year old attempting to be tony from municipal waste. so if you would like to discuss this further, private message me. get your balls up sir, and fight me. enough message board shit, fight like a man.

oh, and i find it hilarious that you saw me at the show yesterday, numerous times only to keep your eyes locked on the floor every time i walked by you. you sir, are a joke.

blue: it's called a bonercycle.

http://vidpic3.de/audio/34646/madball-moment-of-truth

dramalolzzzzzz

is the chubby brunette one inta black d00dz??

who knows, but im sure for an extra bullet for his cr00sh hesher bullet belt alex would be ;)

lordy lordy. it's amazing that so many cute chicks can be in a photoshoot
and it's still blazingly GAY. lookin pretty Spinal Tap there,queers.

wow look at you telling me to settle this dispute privately as youve already begun it publicly. and you've totally got me figured out dude! its funny that you say im the one in need of attention when it is you who is starting shit with everyone and their mother on this message board. i didnt look away from you. its great that you want to give yourself that much credit that you think i really care that much about you. id like to be civil but it appears you dont. im just having fun. cut the shit and grow the fuck up.

waaaah

FIGHT HIM OR YOURE A PUSSY.

Is the short thick brunette with the huge knockers available to sit on my face?

Thank heavens that skanky metal sluts are making a comeback.

4 girls?!?! I don't think I even know 4 girls unless my mom counts.
manowar would not approve.

And how!

so THESE are the queens of STDs...?

I know two of them and they are cool. And I thank them for their lack of clothing AND SO DOES MY BONER NAHMEAN.

ASS AND TITTIES ASS ASS AND TITTIES

DROP A FACKEN HOGAN ON THEM CANS, AMIRITE

http://gaylandscaping.ytmnd.com/

I'm still jealous that alexc looks better in my exhorder shirt than I ever did.

Somebody tell the one in the middle to go pick up her kids from tennis camp and GTFO.

So does the short thick brunette enjoy a tongue in her bunghole or what????

Yup she looks old as fuck

2nd girl from left, please.

lol @ this thread

*hands you three dollars*

Bring me back the change.

the short girl. I don't know why. I'd be her friend.

you need hipper hair for that. she did graduate from blaine after all.

My pubes sport an emover

like the something about mary sperm joke.

Haha -- come on, she's not that bad. I've been married for quite awhile -- I get excited about broads waaaay less attractive than that.

please. anyone who brags about spreading HPV around allston is worth at least $5.75 and a healthy mule.

LOL

Oh wow.

Hah shit just got real

ITT: When people stop being polite and start being real.

Wus tha square root of this apartment??!

Isn't spreading HPV around Allston like spreading marinara sauce around an italian kitchen, though?

bwahahahaha. yes!

Spreading HPV in Allston is like putting bananas in the produce section. That's where you put it, because that's where people go looking for it.

All things considered about Allston, it would appear that many, in fact, do go looking for it.

Next thing you're gonna tell me her apartment has bedbugs.

I WANNA TAKE BAND PICTURES WITH GIRLS BUT I'M IN A BAND WITH A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS WHO LIKE GUYS.

GUESS IT'S DIX PIX 4 LIFE.

there aren't even people in this thread without hpv.

lol @ truthiness

mast cock rock brigade.

Only men should brag about spreading HPV, because for us it's the lulziest STD of them all.

new section on match dot com.

charles s dutton has hpv, but is still tastefully nude.

these pictures remind me of the last cover dimebag darrell shot for guitar world with a bunch of girls that were supposed to be attractive but were suspiciously not.

I won't comment on the girls' looks, although the short one looks like she could take a punch, but I'm surprised the Razormaze guys didn't make them look more 80s, with huge feathered hair and tons of bush.

WATCH MORE WEIRD SCIENCE.

you guys obviously have no idea how to look at metal girls. drink more you faggots.

I had a similar idea for a Rampant Decay photo shoot. But the girls were on the ground with black eyes and we were all urinating on them.

hahahaha

MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wbo_van-halen-hot-for-teacher_extreme

The wasting away of elasticity in my manties' waistbands means I've drank more Budweiser in one weekend than you've seen in your entire life.

why do you always have to bring reality in an kill my buzz

It's cool, because if you get them from New Bedford, they already come with the black eyes and smelling like piss.

fact: the faggot show was the first time I've seen
1) a girl pissing on someone on stage
2) a dude jerking off on someone else's head.

Says the gayest of us all.

YOU QUESTION HOW I HANDLE MY HOG. HOW DARE YOU!

thanks for the buzzkill buzzkillington.

we all agree that a guy needs to be involved in the porn we watch, so stop lying, Brian.

I hope someone steals your cameras and uses the money from selling them to euthanize animals.

Or

I'm sorry for the buzzkill.

Also I wouldn't tell them it was a photo shoot. Unless that can be communicated with a roofie, and by roofie I mean a stiff left hook OHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah man, some ideas are just better than others. WHAADDDYAAA GONNA DO? YA JUST GOT IT, KID.

AGOOOOSH ALL OVER YA FACE YA FUGGIN SLAG

Hey English major, "gayest" impliest the highest degree and implies lesser degrees.

LOL...EPIC FAIL BY ME

u dumb

I flew too close to the sun

I like brunettes more, but that blonde has a smoking turd cutter!

Hey alex post more pics of the short one

Where are the pics from the bukkake session?

aren;t they all short?

What do you think

Is that what you use?

...Oh no he didn't

omg siq burn

stimulate the prostate or ur a pussy

DON JOHNSON JAPANESE G-SPOT

I think that they are all short

Me and Don Johnson share a birthday. True story.

i enjoyed that miami vice movie. . .

Me and Don Johnson share a five thousand dollar a week smack habit.

Close-up pics of the short chick's browneye or GTFO.

WACKIDYYYYYYYYYY SCHMACKIDYYYYYY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bennyhillifier

Yes. The Playskool Busy Ball-tivity center gets me off every time.

U AND ME BOTH BRAH

I knew a girl who used to masturbate with the eye of a Tickle Me Cookie Monster. The last I heard she was dropping out of Massasoit.

Meh.

this reminds me of 2 years ago when I used to hang out with young thrash bands in SF who had all these dirty chick fans that they were too awkward/ugly to actually fuck. worked out ok for me

2

Why is everyone so mad???

Some aren't getting laid. Some are married. Some don't like this band.

its entirely that they just arent getting laid. my band is awesome.

Also, if they are married they aren't getting laid. I could've combined the two.

I have no problem with the band. Just think that the selection could have been better.

Rich's don johnson post literally almost killed me via choking on a peanut. No lie.

"WE'RE READY FOR THE SACRELIGION PHOTO SHOOT"

Who's mad?

that's a pretty serious thing to say. Care to back it up?

Is epic

Anal

Did you just call out an anon?

Anal Fissures

Analmaze

For some reason I thought it was you. Also, 2nd girl from the left is one of my best friends.

All I said was that I thought she was hot.

So you can tell her she has a 35 year old creepy, married admirer.

I drank her beer and slapped her in public the last time I saw her. She's the best.

GIRLS? WHO NEEDS 'EM?

I was talking about the HPV comment

Someone post pics of these girls naked...

REAL BANDS POSE WITH LOIN CLOTHS, NOT WOMEN... LEAVE THE HALL!

You should have taken thous biches to the methadon clinic first.

LOL

Pictures no worky.

HOH needs to do this.

Hounds of Hasselvander?

fixed

LOL

did this thread ever result in a fight??????

Yeah. Evans won by decision, even though Rampage totally could have knocked him out in the third. I was as baffled as you.

oh cool, thanks!!!!!!

the photo shoot girls - where are they now?

where are the pics?

I'm better than all of you, take me back Nachzehrer.

Only the Lex Express is real.

i thought the big news today would be these pics are back up :-(

bumppp

The anon that said the HPV thing was my ex-girlfriend. She wouldn't fully admit to it, but she had some grudge with Pat's friend and I knew it was her.

Not that anyone gives a shit.

HAMBONE!

fap fap fap

totally forgot this joke band existed

We are a bunch of keyboard warrior assholes who are pathetic enough to waste all our time sitting on our computers and bitching about other people's bands.