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returntothepit >> discuss >> 30 beers challenge by GUY on Jun 22,2009 1:18pm
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toggletoggle post by GUY at Jun 22,2009 1:18pm
so a friend of mine thinks he can drink 30 beers(keystone lights) in 10 hours. he's 5'9 200lbs

the rules are
-he can eat whatever he wants
-he has one 20 minute window to throw up in the 10 hours
-and he can do lines after the 7th hour

think he can do it?
also is he gonna die if he does?








toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 1:19pm
Not much of a challenge.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 22,2009 1:20pm
10 hours would be tough...especially for a guy his size



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 1:21pm
10 hours? Tough? Are you serious?



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 22,2009 1:23pm
10 hours is pretty laughable. I don't know if I could do it now, but I used to be able to polish off 30 racks of pabst, way under 10 hours, haha.



toggletoggle post by xitsdoomsdayx at Jun 22,2009 1:23pm
worst challenge ever, make it a 3 hour period then you might got something



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 22,2009 1:23pm
actually, yea, now that I think of it, it's not that hard....averages to 3 beers an hour

the one 20 minute window to puke helps out alot too



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 1:24pm
Yeah, no shit. 30 beers seems like a pretty common amount.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 22,2009 1:24pm
Puking = disqualification.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 1:24pm
Have him come over here and do the Rich Horror 30 Beers In An Hour Iron Man Challenge.



toggletoggle post by GUY at Jun 22,2009 1:26pm
seriously tho thats mad beers

and by friend i mean me

i pretty sure i can get it done



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 22,2009 1:29pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Not much of a challenge.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 1:31pm
Not successfully accomplishing this means immediate banishment from the brotherhood of men.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 1:39pm
10 hours is almost a whole day. definitely doable. That's three beers an hour. I can do three beers in minutes!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 22,2009 1:41pm
diabeetus.. 5000-7000 calories right there.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 22,2009 1:41pm
I could take a 5 hour nap in the 10 hours and probably still make it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 22,2009 1:46pm
unfortunate agreeance with sac



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 22,2009 1:50pm
This would only be a challenge if you had stomach flu or something.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 2:03pm
this is not a challenge at all. 50 would be more like it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 22,2009 2:19pm
I would tap out after 3 beers.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 2:21pm
Shut up when men are talking.



toggletoggle post by corpus at Jun 22,2009 2:24pm
The feat of consuming 30 beers in 10 hours is not as difficult as functioning the next day.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 22,2009 2:26pm
It would be a challange if you made him do it upside down.

or switched the beer to something heavier like guiness.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 22,2009 2:36pm
GUY said[orig][quote]

-and he can do lines after the 7th hour


Why only after the 7th? If he immediately starts blowing lines and killing beers, he'll be done waaaay under 10 hours.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 22,2009 2:42pm
Oh shit, I didn't even see the thing about lines. Up the beer goal to 100 beers in 10 hours if there's blow involved (OR YOU ARE A PUSSY).



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 22,2009 2:47pm
I remember puberty.



toggletoggle post by GUY at Jun 22,2009 3:05pm
tough crowd. guys serious alltho it might not really be that difficult. to say its not a challenege come on.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 22,2009 3:07pm
Well, if you factor in that Keystone is panther piss, then maybe it's a challenge.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 3:09pm
I haven't had a keystone light in like 9 years haha. I forget what they taste like



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 3:15pm
sorry bud, i'm not even trying to act tough here. I don't do "challenges" like your talking about anymore, it's just not worth the headache. BUT i think if your gonna do it, either 30 is not enough beer, or 10 is too many hours. That's really only 3 an hour. Someone with fast metabolism who drinks lots of water and eats healthy can metabolize almost a drink and a half in an hour anyways.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 22,2009 3:16pm
yeah this really isn't a challenge considering its Keystone Light. i don't even think that can be classified as beer. do 30 High Life, still not entirely a challenge but will taste better and make the hangover 1/10th of what it would be. my former roommate could put down 50-60 in that amount of time. he's 6'1 and like 230.



toggletoggle post by corpus at Jun 22,2009 3:19pm
Wait, gimme a bro, a canoe, two fishing rods, a ball, 10 hours and 100 COLD beers and I will show you the physical equation for work-done.I would just need some danks for frequency modulation.



toggletoggle post by corpus at Jun 22,2009 3:23pm
And jim- stop throwing around words like metabolize, as it has no correlation to "tolerance" or assimilation rate- which are gonna be waay variable with the advent of the "seventh hour clause"..lol



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 22,2009 3:31pm
corpus said[orig][quote]
Wait, gimme a bro, a canoe, two fishing rods, a ball, 10 hours and 100 COLD beers and I will show you the physical equation for work-done.I would just need some danks for frequency modulation.


I like the way you think. Ditch the canoe, let's take my boat -- easier to not fall out of.



toggletoggle post by GUY at Jun 22,2009 3:34pm
thanks for the support



toggletoggle post by corpus at Jun 22,2009 3:37pm
I might have to stop by your area one of these days when I'm headed up the Whites freak.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jun 22,2009 3:49pm
This isn't really much of a challenge if you know how to drink. Me and my friend do this every year. With Keystone Light, it will be a piece of cake, and using drugs to keep oneself awake is supreme cheating. You should be doing this with PBR.



toggletoggle post by mattkings at Jun 22,2009 3:50pm
Not hard to do at all.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 22,2009 3:52pm
corpus said[orig][quote]
I might have to stop by your area one of these days when I'm headed up the Whites freak.


Email me for phone # -- Big Andy's Guide Service in full effect. I'm probably less than an hour from the NH border.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Jun 22,2009 3:55pm
A real challenge would be doing the 30-rack Challenge in one of those plastic backyard kiddie houses, where you can't leave 'till all 30 beers are consumed and you piss out of the kiddie house window when needs be.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jun 22,2009 4:11pm
I did 30 in 6 hours back in 97'. If the puke is beer froth it is NOT a legitimate puke and is considered non-existant.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jun 22,2009 4:13pm
BTW this thread is major WIN.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 4:19pm
Nick-I can accept that i've been taught the wrong phrase, but what is the right phrase? I've always heard that you (insert correct word here) a little more than one drink an hour. Which word should go there if not metabolize?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 22,2009 4:33pm
a real challenge would be a race to alcohol poisoning. first one to die or be hospitalized is disqualified



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 22,2009 4:35pm
First RttPer to steal an elementary student and film video of skipping said child across a body of water like a rock wins.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 22,2009 4:36pm
film video, everybody



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 22,2009 4:37pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
First RttPer to steal an elementary student and film video of skipping said child across a body of water like a rock wins.
you had to post this AFTER the school I work at let out for summer vacation....DAMN YOU



toggletoggle post by c.DEaD at Jun 22,2009 4:48pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Well, if you factor in that Keystone is panther piss, then maybe it's a challenge.


Haha, panther piss. Thats great.

But no shit, I used to topple down 12 stones in less than an hour and a half when I was 15/16 without blow. I believe in you.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 22,2009 4:50pm
difficult or not

throw you fucking car keys into a river first.



toggletoggle post by Bradness nli at Jun 22,2009 5:44pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
10 hours? Tough? Are you serious?


back when KA was in full force, Mark, Nick and John would take down a 30 rack each in one night. This kids a clown



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 6:11pm
[Jun 22,2009 4:50pm - brian_dc]
difficult or not

throw you fucking car keys into a river first.


QFT



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 6:18pm
Bradness%20nli said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
10 hours? Tough? Are you serious?


back when KA was in full force, Mark, Nick and John would take down a 30 rack each in one night. This kids a clown


Yeah, 30 beers a night seems standard to me. 60-100 beers in 10 hours would be pretty great, though.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 6:25pm
60-100 sounds right for you Rich, that's why i was saying 50 for your average alchee.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 6:26pm
A more impressive challenge would be drinking Keystone Light without making a horrible face after every sip.



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Jun 22,2009 6:33pm
a friend and i killed a beer ball and a 1/3 of another one in a few hours before.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 22,2009 6:45pm
I'm 5'9", 145 pounds and could do this no problem. Stop being a pussy and drink.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 6:50pm
God damn I miss being 5'9'' 145 pounds.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 22,2009 6:51pm
Metabolism. I eat like a champ and can't gain weight. I've gained ten pounts in the past year from working out, that's about it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 6:54pm
That used to be me in my teens, but then it all caught up to me. Nothing better than stretch marks from beer.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 22,2009 6:56pm
I'm 21 now and have been drinking more then ever, and still don't have an ounce of fat on me. It kinda sucks but at the same time it's alright. I just need to do more cardio working out.



toggletoggle post by GUY at Jun 22,2009 11:00pm
60 beers in 10 hours is way to much...i got my boys up to $200 for success...and yes car keys are away for that night and like c.dead said its gettin done



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 22,2009 11:02pm
Once you hit 30 beers, you should just keep going to see how much of a champion you can be.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 23,2009 8:31am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
A more impressive challenge would be drinking Keystone Light without making a horrible face after every sip.


Good call.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 23,2009 8:43am
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
I'm 21 now and have been drinking more then ever, and still don't have an ounce of fat on me. It kinda sucks but at the same time it's alright. I just need to do more cardio working out.


spoken like a true young buck. you cant defy physics...talk to us when your gonads drop.



toggletoggle post by c.DeaD at Jun 23,2009 9:04am
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
I'm 21 now and have been drinking more then ever, and still don't have an ounce of fat on me. It kinda sucks but at the same time it's alright. I just need to do more cardio working out.



It will catch up, trust me. I am 25 and exactly your height. I was around that weight when I was 21, maybe 150. I weigh 180 now.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 23,2009 9:12am
I dunno, I drink on a regular basis, but I also exercise daily. I've maintained a weight of about 155 since 21.

Polishing off a 30 rack to the face is a rite of passage. It's something that must be done, and it's best not to question.



toggletoggle post by scumfuck at Jun 23,2009 9:13am
this challenge is lame....thats what i did at work yesterday. oh sorry it was icehouse not keystone



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 23,2009 9:15am
Agreed. A challenge would be climbing Everest. This, however, is just something you do.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2009 9:29am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
God damn I miss being 5'9'' 145 pounds.
fond memories of elementary school?
In college, I was 145 and 6'1"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2009 9:38am
when I graduated college, I was 150. with in a couple years, I was 175. A terrible gf and I was 190. After dating carina for a while, I started going to the gym and was 209 for a week until my weight started going back down.
Now, I have more muscle then I've ever had (cause I never ever went to the gym). If I keep going to the gym, I stay at 188. If I stop (like when I had bronchitis a few weeks ago) I go down to 180.
I can't believe I was this height and 145 for years.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 23,2009 9:41am
When I started college I was 6'5'' 180. Now I'm roughly 6'6''(?) 230lbs. body doesn't like it too much.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 23,2009 10:32am
i've only gained 6 pounds since i was 18, and that's due to drinking heavily.



toggletoggle post by john aubrey at Jun 23,2009 10:33am
In 10 hours I feel like I could do more than 40 with a puke window...I don't see how the coke would help,you'd just waste time looking for more coke



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 23,2009 10:35am
john%20aubrey said[orig][quote]
I don't see how the coke would help,you'd just waste time looking for more coke


Not if you went into it highly prepared.



toggletoggle post by mattkings at Jun 23,2009 11:22am
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
I'm 5'9", 145 pounds and could do this no problem. Stop being a pussy and drink.


I challenge you Greg. I don't think you can do this.



toggletoggle post by c.DeaD at Jun 23,2009 11:35am
john%20aubrey said[orig][quote]
In 10 hours I feel like I could do more than 40 with a puke window...I don't see how the coke would help,you'd just waste time looking for more coke


I can see how the coke would help as it would keep you awake and give you the urge to keep drinking as to prolong your high. It goes both ways.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2009 1:38pm
Yeah, I've definitely polished off a 12 pack without really noticing thanks to coke. It is a helpful friend.



toggletoggle post by c.DeaD at Jun 23,2009 1:40pm
It really does do that.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2009 1:42pm
You're far too busy telling anyone who'll listen about how you're faster than the ocean to notice how many beers you're putting away.



toggletoggle post by xitsdoomsdayx at Jun 23,2009 1:55pm
Coke's one hell of a drug



toggletoggle post by c.DeaD at Jun 23,2009 1:59pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
You're far too busy telling anyone who'll listen about how you're faster than the ocean to notice how many beers you're putting away.



haahaha



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