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returntothepit >> discuss >> Admit what trolls you are, or you are a pussy by arilliusbm on Jul 28,2009 2:36pm

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 2:36pm edited Jul 28,2009 2:55pm

Here's some trolls I've been in the past:

Codso's Ex
-Mr. Reeves
-Brian Scalabrine
-YOUR FRIENDLY WINTER STORM
-McGunk. (although never made fun of graveside)

and a few others I can't remember at the moment. None of them are noteworthy, I might add.

So props to BILLY MAYS and crew, who are the best trolls on this site.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 2:37pm

or*

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 28,2009 2:40pm

This is like you telling me Santa Claus isn't real. WHERE'S THE MAGIC? WHERE'S THE MYSTERY?

Also, a troll never tells, just like their uncle taught them.

post by BoarcorpseJimbo

at Jul 28,2009 2:40pm

In all seriousness, I prefer posting under my own name. It's just doesn't feel right to me otherwise. I could see how it would be fun, but it's just not my thing.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 2:40pm

I know that that is rule #1 of being a true troll.

BUT,

YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES

post by BobNOMAAMROoney at Jul 28,2009 2:40pm

Radical Dirt Biker

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 28,2009 2:42pm

NO WAI

Wait, never mind.

post by Not Jimbo at Jul 28,2009 2:42pm

that wasn't totally true, i've done this before as a joke, but i don't think that counts.

post by archaeon at Jul 28,2009 2:42pm

NEVAR

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 2:43pm

Other noteworthy trolls:

NOT THE FBI
NOT THE CIA
The_Reverend
Martins

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 2:43pm edited Jul 28,2009 2:47pm

Oh, and I was PussyEater last week. I was just fucking with Hoser. good fun, nonetheless.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 28,2009 2:46pm

I'm the_reverend. U GUYS GOT TROLLED SO HARD, U DUMB

post by BobNOMAAMROoney at Jul 28,2009 2:46pm

The Real Joe Christianni
The Real Real Joe Christianni

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 28,2009 2:47pm

BobNOMAAMROoney said	[orig][quote]
Radical Dirt Biker

post by brian_dc

at Jul 28,2009 2:48pm

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
Other noteworthy trolls: NOT THE FBI NOT THE CIA The_Reverend Martins

I was Not the DEA

post by boarcorpsejimbo

at Jul 28,2009 2:50pm

Oh wait, I just remembered that i posted under :
"klonopin"
a couple times

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 2:51pm edited Jul 28,2009 2:51pm

If I was to guess at who BILLY MAYS is, all evidence points to sir RichardHorror

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 28,2009 2:51pm

forgetting your password for the multitude of usernames you have does not count as trolling

post by BobNOMAAMROoney at Jul 28,2009 2:52pm

I'm actually Conservationist and Autopsy_666

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 28,2009 3:02pm

post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 28,2009 3:03pm

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 3:04pm

ah, yes, DBpatrol, perhaps the most noteworthy troll and god of awesome pictures. there's a few of you, but since you're logged in you're the real one I presume. awesome job, top 3 trolls of all time

post by MikeOv at Jul 28,2009 3:16pm

I once posted as Deutschebag Patrol, in some Nazi-related thread. I think it was about Hitler or something.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 3:18pm

I must admit, this thread is absolutely retarded, as is much other useless shit I post on this site.

good day sirs.

post by Yeti at Jul 28,2009 3:20pm

DestroyYouAlot said	[orig][quote]
I'm the_reverend. U GUYS GOT TROLLED SO HARD, U DUMB

hahahaha that made me laugh so hard.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 28,2009 3:21pm

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
ah, yes, DBpatrol, perhaps the most noteworthy troll and god of awesome pictures. there's a few of you, but since you're logged in you're the real one I presume. awesome job, top 3 trolls of all time

Hahahaha... I know this one and I'm not telling. Too classic.

post by Conservationist

at Jul 28,2009 3:21pm

I troll under the name "arilliusbm"

post by pam

at Jul 28,2009 3:22pm

This thread is like finding out there's no Santa Claus.

I don't think I've ever trolled. Well...under another name anyway.

post by MikeOv at Jul 28,2009 3:22pm

Conservationist said	[orig][quote]
I troll under the name "arilliusbm"

haha beat me to it.

post by boblovesmusic

at Jul 28,2009 3:23pm

aril, weren't you going to go on some rttp hiatus awhile back?

post by Yeti at Jul 28,2009 3:26pm

CAUGHT

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 3:35pm

I used to post here a decent amount like 4-5 years ago but stopped for a few years, came back, had a horrible boring job and posted here again. the hiatus was going to be for a few reaons, one of them being rumors that my work was cracking down on internet use, the other being unfortunate circumstances with a few people on this board that I will not mention

post by Yeti at Jul 28,2009 3:36pm

our butt sex is not to be ashamed of.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 3:38pm

and yes, I do remember the days of this board before people thought twice about posting about black metal here. also, when this board was overrun by hateedge dudes that forced their sXe will upon others. not so much now.

post by archaeon at Jul 28,2009 3:38pm

whose passerby?

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Jul 28,2009 3:48pm

AUTOPSY_666

post by the_reverend

at Jul 28,2009 3:50pm

infoterror?

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 28,2009 3:50pm

everybody knows who infoterror is..

post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jul 28,2009 4:10pm

infoterror=conservionist, no?

I won't name names, but a good pal o' mine from before I dropped off the planet last summer trolled the Baystate rock board so hard it was actually SHUT DOWN. With all the BSR hatred from this board over the years, it takes a special person to bring it down single-handedly.

post by |an

at Jul 28,2009 4:16pm

I want to know who the George Zimmer troll was. Actually I don't care, I just want to know that he/she knows that they caused severe hillarity for months on end at my former workplace, with their thoughtful limericks.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Jul 28,2009 4:25pm

I've always been amazed by Aaron's restraint in not abusing his godlike RTTP powarz. That dude knows where all the bodies are buried.

post by Conservationist

at Jul 28,2009 4:41pm

pam said	[orig][quote]
I don't think I've ever trolled. Well...under another name anyway.

I was going to call you out on that.

post by martins

at Jul 28,2009 5:14pm

hahaha I am the trolliest troll

post by pam

at Jul 28,2009 6:27pm

Conservationist said

[orig][quote]

pam said	[orig][quote]
I don't think I've ever trolled. Well...under another name anyway.

I was going to call you out on that.

I only troll you out of love.

post by BILLY MAYS W/ DEAD BABIES at Jul 28,2009 6:48pm

HAIIII

post by JIM'S DRUMSET at Jul 28,2009 6:51pm

DUNGEON AND DRAGONS

post by BLACK METAL LADY at Jul 28,2009 6:52pm

OH MAY GODZ IM A TROLL HELP ME FAGGOTS

post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Jul 28,2009 7:36pm

BobNOMAAMROoney said	[orig][quote]
Radical Dirt Biker

ya ok pussylipZ you arnt even close to me becuz you dont even know my log informashin you fuckin counterfit faggit. so do yourself a favor and BACK DA FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

post by Sacreligion at Jul 28,2009 7:51pm

I did it once or twice but can't remember what names I've used.

post by spaldino at Jul 28,2009 9:28pm

Thegreatspaldino
spaldino
spaldino NLI

post by BlackoutRick at Jul 29,2009 10:18pm

Benderover

post by slymo

at Jul 29,2009 11:30pm

douchebag_patrol said	[orig][quote]

ah hahahah amazing

post by the_reverend

at Jul 29,2009 11:35pm

DestroyYouAlot said

[orig][quote]

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
ah, yes, DBpatrol, perhaps the most noteworthy troll and god of awesome pictures. there's a few of you, but since you're logged in you're the real one I presume. awesome job, top 3 trolls of all time

Hahahaha... I know this one and I'm not telling. Too classic.

that's whateveryone says to me... or that they either are or are not at shows.

post by BoarcorpseJimbo

at Jul 30,2009 12:13am

JIM said	[orig][quote]
DUNGEON AND DRAGONS

GET BACK IN THE CORNER!

post by BoarcorpseJimbo

at Jul 30,2009 12:13am

i bet no one knows who dbp is.

NIGGER was the best ever. I miss him.

post by pam

at Aug 7,2009 1:30pm

Tell Conservationist to start doing it again.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Aug 7,2009 2:18pm

Ken is actually holladaddy and I am Ken.

post by Xc.dEaDX at Aug 7,2009 2:19pm

Greeny

post by mikeofdecrepitude at Aug 7,2009 2:22pm

pam said	[orig][quote]
Tell Conservationist to start doing it again.

Chuck Schuldiner's Anus ftw.

post by penis pump at Aug 7,2009 10:19pm

i'll never tell

post by Dankill at Aug 7,2009 10:39pm

I got bored and became Rabbi Schlomo. But only for HAVAGrind threads.

post by ctb0rderpatrol at Aug 8,2009 1:53pm

OUR FOOD YOUR GULLET

not so much a troll, more of a small business

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Aug 8,2009 2:16pm

Xc.dEaDX said	[orig][quote]
Greeny

NO WAI

post by Greeny at Aug 8,2009 2:26pm

Haha some idiot thinks he's me?

post by |an

at Aug 8,2009 2:36pm

ctb0rderpatrol said	[orig][quote]
OUR FOOD YOUR GULLET not so much a troll, more of a small business

Was such a good post, props to whoever went to such lengths to make this picture. Fucking forklift shovelling a sub into dude's mouth, priceless...

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Aug 8,2009 7:13pm

I want to be that dude.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Aug 8,2009 7:13pm

sans moustache, though.

post by ctb0rderpatrol at Aug 9,2009 7:42pm

im the artist who drew the OFYG logo and fixed it up with paint. soon enough ill have a roach coach with that down the side of it

post by demondave at Aug 9,2009 7:54pm

I've never been a troll. I was Resurrection Zombie a while back and I would bump really old and funny threads. Not the same as a troll though.

post by KENNY LANNING W/ SODIUM PENTATHOL at Oct 19,2009 11:08pm

ALRIGHT I'LL ADMIT IT, I'M THE KENNY LANNING TROLL. ASK ANYONE FROM SKULLTOBOGGAN OR THE FRAMINGHAM POLICE.

post by i_am_not_me

at Oct 20,2009 10:02am

I've probably trolled under a couple names, but I don't recall any.

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 1,2011 12:48pm

Conservationist said	[orig][quote]
I troll under the name "arilliusbm"

I am Spinoza Prozak.

List who you are, or you're all pussies.

post by Lamp

at Nov 1,2011 12:49pm

I already had this discussion with you at King Richard's Fair. A classy gent does not troll and tell.

post by nekronaut

at Nov 1,2011 1:21pm

I'm arilliusbm.

post by Veteran Troll at Nov 1,2011 1:25pm

Admit what a pussy you are, or you're a troll.

post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 1,2011 1:26pm

David Caruso
The Thrash Police

post by Lamp

at Nov 1,2011 1:26pm

I am the reverend's pussy

post by RustyPS should be working at Nov 1,2011 1:29pm

bobnomaamrooney said	[orig][quote]
David Caruso

Seriously?! If so, you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for Awesomeness

post by Alx_Casket

at Nov 1,2011 1:32pm

I was loltroll here:
http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=70176&downloads=20

Other than that, I prefer trolling IRL, or logged in.

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 1,2011 1:36pm

Yea, right. you log out at least 8 times a day according to my records.

post by xmikex at Nov 1,2011 1:36pm

I've only done 2 or 3 noteworthy trolls. If you're not a moron you can probably guess at least 1 of them. But otherwise I don't care how many rituals get done about it, I'll take it to my grave.

I had a series of BM Lady trolls with decent success, and then some shithead hijacked it and posted a slew of unfunny troll attempts with the same name. My ex gf still wont admit it but I know it was her. While I'm at it, she was the one who trolled the Razormaze photoshoot thread and said one of the girls had HPV.

I really want to know who Helio Fight was.

post by reefer madness at Nov 2,2011 9:47am

I want to know who "Hater" was.

Also a question for aril regarding troll purity - is a logged-in troll truly a troll?

post by arilliusbm

at Nov 2,2011 9:55am edited Nov 2,2011 10:24am

I know who Hater was, but won't say untill I kmow who reefer madness is.
And yes, logged in trolls are the best.

post by Aril at Nov 2,2011 10:19am

I admit - I am the Aril troll.

post by Lamp

at Nov 2,2011 5:35pm

I'll give one away. I was all but two of the anon posts in this thread. Nobody seemed to find it funny, but I giggled like a retard as I was writing all this for some reason.

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=68643

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Nov 2,2011 7:03pm

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
I really want to know who Helio Fight was.

MFW I found out xMx wasn't Helio Fight:

post by xmikex at Nov 3,2011 7:02am

Lamp said	[orig][quote]
I'll give one away. I was all but two of the anon posts in this thread. Nobody seemed to find it funny, but I giggled like a retard as I was writing all this for some reason. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=68643

bornofosichris said

[orig][quote]

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
OOHH HOHOHO IZ FUNNY BECAAZE DUNKING DONUTS IZ EVERYWHEREE

post by arilliusbm

at Aug 13,2012 1:12pm

Bump.

post by trioxin_245

at Aug 13,2012 1:13pm

I was ghost hamster. I tried to make it seem like it was cher as much as possible.

post by chernobyl at Aug 13,2012 1:16pm

Aril is so butthurt, wowwww

post by Alexecutioner at Aug 13,2012 1:17pm

BASEBALL BAT

POOL CUE

CSDO (who wasnt?)

TaylorScalpel (2010) way too many of them now

post by arilliusbm

at Aug 13,2012 1:22pm

chernobyl said	[orig][quote]
Aril is so butthurt, wowwww

I dont like shit being spewed to a friend and bandmate. Putdown the knives and brass knuckles you wont.

post by MikeOv at Aug 13,2012 1:23pm

lol.

post by cigarette_man_from_xfiles at Aug 13,2012 1:37pm

We tell you only what you need to know.

post by chernobyl at Aug 13,2012 1:45pm

C00t dad 2010
Cute dad 2012

post by arilliusbm

at Aug 13,2012 1:50pm

Brasa Knuckles and Knives

post by not slag at Aug 13,2012 5:28pm

TRUCK BALLS

post by Lamp

at Aug 13,2012 6:04pm

A couple things I've done lately:

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=77933
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=78221

post by Fake ARIL at Aug 13,2012 6:54pm

I am Fake ALX CASKET.

admit it - I had you fooled

post by douchebag_patrol at Aug 13,2012 8:53pm

trioxin_245 said	[orig][quote]
I was ghost hamster. I tried to make it seem like it was cher as much as possible.

post by Hoser at Aug 14,2012 1:33am

I am....nope....I'm a pussy. Figure it out or the magical ruse will be destroyed.

post by Happy Hipster at Aug 14,2012 10:18am

I don't have a log in and since trolls ain't gone one either I just use the names of trolls that already exist

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