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returntothepit >> discuss >> RTTP-RPG by swamplorddvm on Mar 25,2004 8:46pm
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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 25,2004 8:46pm
Donatelo enters the pit at a Vader show. +10 Thrash pionts...
Then he kicks a guy in the nuts. +Brutality points...

Feel free to "play"














PS. I realize that this thread is gay.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 8:53pm
"you are blinded by a flash"
*enters the_rev_ramm_rod*

just imagine if I put a MUD on here.
geezus freaking christ...
we would waste soooo much more time.



toggletoggle post by darkone535  at Mar 25,2004 8:54pm
walks into the same vader pit and sees donatello get puched in the face after hitting a guy in the balls. ralphie using 2 magic points conjurs up a wookie and crushes the thrashbot who punched donatello in the face +15 metal pints and moves up a level in magic



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 8:57pm
I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at Mar 25,2004 9:20pm
walks in and gets ball whapped, laughs rediculously BWUAHAHHAA, then replies I got snipped two weeks ago, pulls
out his demented shrivelled penis and scares everyone out of the pit.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Mar 25,2004 9:20pm

Some cool swedish person baffles Donatelo with his amazing music. During Donatelo's bewildered daze, said swedish person kills him because he his gay.

+20 Bård Faust points



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 25,2004 9:26pm
Donatello's cool dude! Thats not cool.

Enter Swamplord. Starts head bagging(in honor of Donatelloss passing) to swedish Metal. +Metal points... He saves his thrashing for Vader which will come on in about 10 minutes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 9:38pm
/me whips out dazing+40lbs.

"eat it suckahs"



toggletoggle post by honor4death at Mar 25,2004 10:02pm
Wheres the mountain dew!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Mar 25,2004 10:09pm
Drink mountain dew and you'll discover... like no other...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 10:58pm
"if there are girls out there I want to dooooooo them"
"you can't your getting drunk"



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 25,2004 11:02pm
even joking about this is gayer than actually participating in text-based rpgs



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 25,2004 11:02pm
i don't know what rpg means



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 25,2004 11:03pm
wait! role playing game?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 25,2004 11:04pm
it sounded like everyone write a line contributing to a story...not really a game
oh well



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 25,2004 11:04pm
indubitably



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Mar 25,2004 11:11pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
indubitably


is that a real word or do people just use it to sound funny?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2004 11:31pm
oh, it's a real word.. trust me...




toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 25,2004 11:42pm
**MyDeadDoll comes in a whips everyone
in the face with her enormous boobies**



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 26,2004 12:06am
you bunch of assholes forgot to roll the 12 sided die



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 26,2004 12:08am
I'm going to put a ton of 4 sided die on your floor.
that's wicked painful..



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:12am
**rolls the fucking 12 sided die like a loser
and then whips out a lolipop**



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 26,2004 12:15am
lollipops and boobies huh my dead doll......looks like somebody wants be be titty fucked



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:16am
nah, i am just obsessed with my boobs for some reason...



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 26,2004 12:16am
the_reverend said:
oh, it's a real word.. trust me...



HOLY FUCK!!! i remember those!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:17am
i don't



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 26,2004 12:24am
ahhh i love breast they make me feel good



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:26am
they make me feel good too.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 26,2004 12:28am
ha! i bet!!! if i was a woman i would be jealous of ya! hehehehe



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:29am
but if you were a woman, you'd have your own



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 26,2004 12:32am
but probably not as awesome



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:52am
depends... if you're on the pill your boobs get bigger...
so you'd have to be a woman on the pill... but you'd
get a big ass too



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 26,2004 12:55am
Swamplord smiles after getting smaked with two big boobs. +50 boob play points...



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:56am
+1000000 boob points for smacking
everyone with mah boobies



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 26,2004 12:58am
Spaldino casts Giant Growth of the Buttocks and takes a massive shit on the entire thread.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 12:59am
thanks for crapping on another thread....



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 26,2004 1:08am
TheGreatSpaldino said:
Spaldino casts Giant Growth of the Buttocks and takes a massive shit on the entire thread.

-15 humor points



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 26,2004 1:08am
i only use my trusty anus on threads that truly deserve my fecal "approval"



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 1:16am
fecal approval...that's a new one



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 26,2004 1:28am
swamplorddvm said:
-15 humor points
>>

-20 heterosexuality points!!!! LOLOLOZL!!!111111111

it wasnt meant to be humorous, i was using the theme of the thread to insult itself.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 26,2004 1:33am
Searches for MydeadDoll's boobs to regain heterosexuality points...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 26,2004 3:55am
that was a funny read

the_rev is obsessed with my boobs and i know who's b00bs the greatspaldino is obsessed with too...



toggletoggle post by phantos   at Mar 26,2004 4:42am edited Mar 26,2004 4:42am
this reminds me of our new tee design...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 26,2004 4:46am
ooohhhh best post in this thread!!!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 26,2004 9:57am
casts a level 10 summon Disengaged spell and has them shoot people



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 26,2004 4:36pm
**hides boobs**
no more boobies for you!



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