http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/neothrash/index.htm

hahahaha

Too real.

To most thrash fans, the “big four” consists of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer. To the unsuspecting passerby of a thrash fan, the “big four” consists of indescribable odor, questionable stains, yellow teeth and unkempt lice infested hair.

No neo thrasher would be complete without his “kutte” or “battlejacket” or “smelly vest with way too many patches”. The kutte is the thrash equivalent of a TGI Fridays waitress vest, the more flare the merrier. Spending endless hours scouring ebay for patches and bedazzler replacement parts, he hardly has any time at the end of the day to watch any of his 80’s VHS troma movies. On a number of occasions his mother has snuck into his bedroom in the basement in an attempt to febreze his beloved battlejacket, but has ultimately failed as it seems he never removes the vile vest.

Stuck without a job, a futon covered in beer cans, a Metallica with short hair, a boom box that eats cassettes and a shower that hasn’t felt his presence in months, the Neo Thrasher seems to be at his lowest. Fortunately there is a kegger behind the abandoned gas station this Friday.

Razor Scooter Maze

The world needs more neo-thrashers

haha, I was waiting for something like this.

AHH! Yes, another update, awesome.

Rev, make a crabcore icon.

this region deserves an ugly, blasphemous, hateful Thrash band.

anyone interested?

Sodom, Running Wild, Nocturnal, Aura Noir, Bulldozer, Nifelheim, Slaughter Lord, Sabbat (Japan) come to mind off the top of my head.

Which region? I'm always down but refuse to dress like that.

Indeed

New England better yet Massachusetts. Most of these pizza thrash bands are tight but I can't get into it. I like metal that's dangerous and a threat to society, not a hipster happy quest for popularity and acceptance.

bennyhillifier

BLASPHEEEMA

Actually, the more I look at Tom Angelripper's hair in this video the more it looks like that Crabcore shit above... what the fuck??

I'll just do a Sodom halloween set, if it hasn't been done already.

working on it.

how is that going along??

So far so good. We got drums, bass and two guitars (and potential vocalist)... got a name ("NACHZEHRER")... one song almost done, playing with some other riffs and ideas. Definitely along the lines of Nifelheim, etc. Hoping to have our shit together enough to do some recording and play out by winter.

awesome man

How's your projects coming along?

how does one search ebay for patches when one has no internet connection?

We need some non-ironic thrash in this area. Fast, heavy, mean and right at that borderline when thrash started to become death metal.

So instead of 80's revival it'll be '91 revival?

Yeah, that was a head scratcher for me too.

someone needs to play guitar for us. we play thrash but arent the self-parody pizza thrash types

i tried. no one wants to play brutal thrash.

hahah yeah, neo thrash is the cat's meow.
They remember nothing of the 80s but are allll about it.

hare to remember something that took place when you were 1.

good man. Pm me. I've got to ask you a question about that nebm comp.

Woah now, thats just fucking awesome. Shit is so Allston.

Josh, I like where you're goin with that. We should hang out some weekend, listen to lots of Possessed, spray paint shitty pentagrams on everything and ruin faggots' party vibes with our nocturnal hellvibes.

I think Frank would be down to join us. Maybe we can throw blood on some partytime thrashfags' precious fucking vests.

Party thrash isn't totally my thing, but I can get into it if its done well (same with slammy death, etc). Eh, every sub-genre has its goofy side so whatever. But some of the showy stage antics do kinda bug me. I thought that band Havoc was real good the other night... until the drummer busted into like a five minute drum solo. That shit still happens in this day and age? Fuck off and play your songs.

The best part about Havok was the after party when I had them singing and/or mouthing the words to every weezer song in existence.

oy pat. i love how you feign so much hatred for these types but hang out with them so often.

everyone await the coming of the Nachzehrer!

Come to think of it, not even sure Havoc would be considered "party thrash". They had a pretty straight-forward old school sound and didn't smile much. Either way, drum solos are kinda lame.

Alex, if by "them" you mean you, Sam, and Dave, then yes I hang out with "them." just like you hate hardcore kids but hang out with Frankie and myself (I don't even know what to classify myself as besides asshole conservative something core)

how bout a grumpy bitter old man?

Aren't you older than me?

yes, but age isnt necessarily a chronological construct. that said, i hate these fucking kids too and no, i am not one of them.

They sure fuckin LOVE you though.

that pic looks like the bastard child of Josh Staples and Alex Razormaze

So then I don't hang out with them.

Do they have a "burrito metal" parody guy on that website?

1983

vomit blood actually.

Even better. American Werewolf in Brooklyn. Wish you were here, sir.

hahah the apple store indie is dead on

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

They're doing Blackmetal too. Like obscure BM. The Deathmetal thing again maybe?

like old school death.

i saw a dude outside the HOB before the motorhead show who looked exactly like the illustration, except his pants were tighter and his high tops were goofier, blindingly white, and more 80s. i couldn't stop larfing.

LOOKING TO START A BAND, ANYONE INTERESTED???

An oldschool dirty thrash band?

yeah dude! i'm ready to go, got riffs and gear!

Why bother when you could just listen to the bands they suck off?

THE POWER OF RIFF COMPELS ME!

yeah and im santa claus. this coming from the biggest culprit of allstonite, circle jerk thrashers. you missed the boat kid, you were just a cum stain when thrash was thrash. all the original bay area bands called and they want their balls taken out of your mouth

ABHORRED REUNION

come to CT and join my band

I listened to a lot of thrash in the mid-late '80s. That scene was just as goofy then as it is now. Who gives a fuck?

AHEM. COUGH COUGH.

Bahaha oh my...