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returntothepit >> discuss >> In this financial state, God sends you mail to help by ArilliusBM on Jan 5,2010 8:02pm
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toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Jan 5,2010 8:02pm edited Jan 5,2010 8:03pm
Other than receiving a box of tampons twice in the mail, this has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

What the fuck is this shit? The letter asks if I need to find Jesus so he can help me financially. Anyone else getting this shit?
The best thing is that I got a Jesus poster out of it, which Imma about to proudly hang upside down on my fridge.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 5,2010 8:29pm
you need this more than anyone I know.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 5,2010 8:34pm
Is that so? I find it quite strange that I started receiving junk like this after I gave you my address for winning that shit.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 5,2010 8:41pm
god bless, it's a christian christmas miracle!



toggletoggle post by aaron_michaelNLI at Jan 5,2010 9:05pm
I got this shit too



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Jan 6,2010 3:25am
I assume you turned that stove burner to high after taking this picture..



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jan 6,2010 7:50am


It's not a scam. The letter in the pic clearly states Do Not Send Money. It is even underlined.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 6,2010 8:13am
No, they're talking about not sending money for a free "gold cross. ". That's the catch. You fill a form out for the gold cross and then I assume you're part of the church?
Frank, lol, I can post pics of burnt Jesus if you want.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Jan 6,2010 6:52pm

the portrait of jesus burned in under 5 seconds and a toxic fume engulfed my apartment. here's the poster:





toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 6,2010 6:54pm
Hahahaha, that's awesome.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Jan 6,2010 7:20pm
The burning cross:


and a .gif of jesus burning



alright, I took this too far out of boredom, hahaha



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 6,2010 7:53pm
I would have turned it into a dart board personally. Makes for a little more amusement for a longer time than burning it. Either choice you make serves a good purpose though.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2010 7:36am
the other day i was walking home and some guy pulled up next to me in a pickup truck and says "hey, did you get one of these?" and hands me a postcard with a picture of the Titanic sinking on the front. i thought maybe it was some Titanic exposé at the art museum or something, so i took it and he drove off. i started reading it and the first 1/4 or so was about the Titanic, but the rest was about how my life was sinking just like the Titanic and only God could save me. i was so pissed off, i walked around for about 20 minutes looking for the guy but to no avail.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 9:45am
i just got one of thes letters at my apt. its like christmas all over again!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 7,2010 9:48am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
the other day i was walking home and some guy pulled up next to me in a pickup truck and says "hey, did you get one of these?" and hands me a postcard with a picture of the Titanic sinking on the front. i thought maybe it was some Titanic exposé at the art museum or something, so i took it and he drove off. i started reading it and the first 1/4 or so was about the Titanic, but the rest was about how my life was sinking just like the Titanic and only God could save me. i was so pissed off, i walked around for about 20 minutes looking for the guy but to no avail.


The "man" in the pickup truck was a messenger of Jebus!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2010 9:56am
everyone post craetive pics of what you did with the jesus pics or gtfo



toggletoggle post by Slag nli at Jan 7,2010 9:56am
A+ JEHOVAHS WITNESS WIN



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 9:59am
mine has a picture of some black woman from the jeffersons with a "prayer rug"

this has to be a joke.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 10:01am
OH OH and I GOT MY VERY OWN PRAYER RUG SO I CAN PRAY TO JESUS FOR A NEW BAG OF WEED AND SOME HEAVENLY HOOKERS!!!

SUPER EXCITED!!!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2010 10:08am edited Jan 7,2010 10:08am
Hahahahahh I got that last year.

So let me get this straight: people get all rip shit over those simple ads on the redline, but it okay to send false promises in the mail?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 10:11am
i wish i could fit a scaphism cd in the return envelope. i'll have to think of something horrible to send them. cant waste free postage ..especially in these harsh financial times



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2010 10:13am
Take that rug, wipe your ass with it, send it back.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2010 10:29am
haha do it Tom, take a giant shit on it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 10:34am
i wanna use it for a flyer



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2010 10:35am
Jesus gets raped by a giant nail.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 10:36am
crucifucktion



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2010 10:43am
oh man, you are on to something.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 7,2010 11:19am
I got that yesterday! I just chucked it in the trash.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 7,2010 11:22am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i wish i could fit a scaphism cd in the return envelope. i'll have to think of something horrible to send them. cant waste free postage ..especially in these harsh financial times


I used to enjoy cramming a week's worth of junk mail into one postage-paid envelope so those fuckers would have to pay extra to get back the shit they sent me.




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 7,2010 11:29am
ArilliusBM said[orig][quote]

the portrait of jesus burned in under 5 seconds and a toxic fume engulfed my apartment. here's the poster:




The "toxic fume" was the holy spirit. You are now infected. A weekend of drinking, drugs, hookers and blasphemy should cure that. Go forth.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 7,2010 11:34am
the witnesses have moved away from trying to convert people to just trolling everyone through the mail. i like the way they think.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2010 11:40am
I wish I spent more time on that gif.



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