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New site? Maybe some day.
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Other than receiving a box of tampons twice in the mail, this has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.
What the fuck is this shit? The letter asks if I need to find Jesus so he can help me financially. Anyone else getting this shit?
The best thing is that I got a Jesus poster out of it, which Imma about to proudly hang upside down on my fridge.
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you need this more than anyone I know. |
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Is that so? I find it quite strange that I started receiving junk like this after I gave you my address for winning that shit. |
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god bless, it's a christian christmas miracle!
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I assume you turned that stove burner to high after taking this picture.. |
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It's not a scam. The letter in the pic clearly states Do Not Send Money. It is even underlined.
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No, they're talking about not sending money for a free "gold cross. ". That's the catch. You fill a form out for the gold cross and then I assume you're part of the church?
Frank, lol, I can post pics of burnt Jesus if you want. |
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the portrait of jesus burned in under 5 seconds and a toxic fume engulfed my apartment. here's the poster:
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Hahahaha, that's awesome. |
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The burning cross:
and a .gif of jesus burning
alright, I took this too far out of boredom, hahaha |
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I would have turned it into a dart board personally. Makes for a little more amusement for a longer time than burning it. Either choice you make serves a good purpose though. |
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the other day i was walking home and some guy pulled up next to me in a pickup truck and says "hey, did you get one of these?" and hands me a postcard with a picture of the Titanic sinking on the front. i thought maybe it was some Titanic exposé at the art museum or something, so i took it and he drove off. i started reading it and the first 1/4 or so was about the Titanic, but the rest was about how my life was sinking just like the Titanic and only God could save me. i was so pissed off, i walked around for about 20 minutes looking for the guy but to no avail. |
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i just got one of thes letters at my apt. its like christmas all over again! |
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the other day i was walking home and some guy pulled up next to me in a pickup truck and says "hey, did you get one of these?" and hands me a postcard with a picture of the Titanic sinking on the front. i thought maybe it was some Titanic exposé at the art museum or something, so i took it and he drove off. i started reading it and the first 1/4 or so was about the Titanic, but the rest was about how my life was sinking just like the Titanic and only God could save me. i was so pissed off, i walked around for about 20 minutes looking for the guy but to no avail. |
The "man" in the pickup truck was a messenger of Jebus!! |
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everyone post craetive pics of what you did with the jesus pics or gtfo |
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mine has a picture of some black woman from the jeffersons with a "prayer rug"
this has to be a joke. |
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OH OH and I GOT MY VERY OWN PRAYER RUG SO I CAN PRAY TO JESUS FOR A NEW BAG OF WEED AND SOME HEAVENLY HOOKERS!!!
SUPER EXCITED!!!! |
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Hahahahahh I got that last year.
So let me get this straight: people get all rip shit over those simple ads on the redline, but it okay to send false promises in the mail? |
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i wish i could fit a scaphism cd in the return envelope. i'll have to think of something horrible to send them. cant waste free postage ..especially in these harsh financial times |
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Take that rug, wipe your ass with it, send it back. |
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haha do it Tom, take a giant shit on it. |
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i wanna use it for a flyer |
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Jesus gets raped by a giant nail. |
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oh man, you are on to something. |
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I got that yesterday! I just chucked it in the trash. |
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i wish i could fit a scaphism cd in the return envelope. i'll have to think of something horrible to send them. cant waste free postage ..especially in these harsh financial times |
I used to enjoy cramming a week's worth of junk mail into one postage-paid envelope so those fuckers would have to pay extra to get back the shit they sent me.
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the portrait of jesus burned in under 5 seconds and a toxic fume engulfed my apartment. here's the poster:
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The "toxic fume" was the holy spirit. You are now infected. A weekend of drinking, drugs, hookers and blasphemy should cure that. Go forth. |
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the witnesses have moved away from trying to convert people to just trolling everyone through the mail. i like the way they think. |
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I wish I spent more time on that gif. |
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