Best time of the year. Here's a text I just got:
"sigh..i got jewed on my tax return. since im in a higher tax bracket now, im actually getting less than last year. wtf...thank u zionist jews!"

how much you getting back, and what you doing with it?
Also turbo tax ftw. I did it in 30 minutes last night.

FYI. Some tips.....

If you bought a new car from 2009 - 2010 you can use the Sales tax you paid toward your deductions.

Claim all chairitable donations over $250.

In MASS... you can claim the rent you pay for your residence.

Any Roth IRA contributions will set you up for a bigger refund.

School loan payments are also deductible.

If you live in Mass, make sure you have your Health Insurance info handy. You will need it to complete it.

I'm going to H&R Block to do it for me. I have rttp/condo/contract engineering on top of everything else so I have them do it for me. It ends up costing me $350 for them to do it, but if anything is wrong, they deal with the IRS and cover everything.
I should get back like $200-$1200 from mass and idk from the feds. Depends on my depreciated loses on RTTP.

prob put it towards paying down my credit card. gotta pay for my newly purchased catalytic converter. or i'll just by a brick of weed. we'll see what happens

Also, for the youngsters, the more you defer to your 401k, the less your taxable income, the lower your tax bracket = the less the goverment takes from you.

This works to your favor, as generally, in retirement, you are at a lower tax bracket than when you were working... = the less taxes on your money overall lifetime = the less the government takes from you lifetime

gonna buy a new lawnmower for my summer business

plane ticket to england!!! OR BUST!!!

H&R block is a waste, rev. Do it for free online or just get turbo tax for 40 bucks

Between me and the old lady, we're getting back like $12,000+ . We're gonna pay some debt and hopefully take a trip to hop around Europe. First stop, of coarse, would be Amsterdam...tax season is gonna be nice to us this year.

[Feb 1,2010 11:30am - arilliusbm ""]
H&R block is a waste, rev. Do it for free online or just get turbo tax for 40 bucks
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i told him that...he doesn't lsiten to me..maybe he'll listen to you

nope, if I do it myself, I have to figure out all the crap that I've done over the past 4 years for RTTP. And then I don't get someone to deal with the IRS for me. no thanks.

I tried to do mine the other day but I couldn't find the fed id # on my health insurance card...

also i didnt know I could get $$ for my 2009 car or for my apt rent. How do i do this?

Tellin you. Turbo tax walks you through everything and tells you what it is. It also transfers all previous data from the year before.

Just did mine this weekend on TurboTax; $1805 back for federal and $262 back for state. If I didn't have so much money getting taken out for my retirement plan and didn't work in the transportation industry, those numbers would surely be more depressing. It's going to be hard figuring out how I'm going to ration it all between savings, credit card debt, my next tattoo appointment(s) and other fun shit. Fuck being a responsible adult.

Most of mines going into the bank for the kids college fund.

didn't file last year, not filing this year. i'm well aware of the ramifications, but i don't care.

I can't wait to flick on the news one day to see a bunch of cop cars surronding a cave, and a giant yeti being taken away in cuffs for not paying taxes.

hahahaha if only it were that exciting. they are going to get it one way or the other, but i'm going to make things annoying and difficult for them.

Paying off debts asap

Tax Cut for me. Just awaiting my W2 from my part time job to see if I get kicked up into a new tax bracket or not.

Either way, my return goes to billz.

didnt have a single legit job on the books all of 2009 so im not going to file.

my return goes to pay my car insurance for the year, fill my bank account reserves after a xmas.

yeah, some of mine definitely needs to hit the bank account for reserves as well.

svt 4 pro and tats

Get someone to refer to an accountant that is trustworthy. I used H+R Block for a long time and didn't understand why they kept charging me more every year. Block also has ties to scumbag credit agencies that I don't want to support. My accountant saves me money and it is nice to have a scapegoat if a mistake is made.

I had to buy a new furnace for house, so I'll get some Obama money back for that this year. Other than that, we'll get the shaft as usual.

don't exist.

i'm getting around $600 back.

Start with non-jewish last names and work backwards from there. In all seriousness, it has to be a referral.

^lol

Gotcha. Avoid -steins, -bergs, and -mans.

yeah, avoid the jews if you want some inbreed hick to do your taxes. Run to the heebs.

So any accountant that's not Jewish is automatically hick? I guess that's true.. We're all inferior to Gods chosen race.

the sooner you know it, the better.

The hippy just assumes that anyone I deal with is a tobacco-chawin', ball-scratchin', WWE-followin', NASCAR-lovin' retard.

what's wrong with that stuff?

Hey, I'm a big proponent of ball-scratchin'. Gets itchy down thar.

do you go to your guy and say "getrdun"?

Haha.

1. No.
2. It's a broad.
3. I fucking hate Larry the Cable Guy and would never say that.
4. Have fun being ripped off by H+R Cock.

Lol @ 4

I said "cock".

if i can do a tax return anyone can

I thought you said cook a sock.

That's what I'm doing. CPAs for the win. Fuck H&R.