So, I helped my boy Ryan move this last weekend, for which he hooked me up with a buncha bottles of mead. So, already awesome. Then yesterday he calls me up asking if I want a box of VHS tapes; our cable's been off for like two months, so we're pretty burned out on all our movies, and I say yeah. Motherfucker doesn't even call or knock, next time I walk out my front door I trip over this big-ass box.

Included therein, we have (amongst other classics and not a few so-so flicks that the girls will probably dig):

Carcass - Wake up and smell the Carcass (currently enjoying)
TX Chainsaw Massacre
Horror of the Zombies (distributed by "World's Worst Videos", LOL)
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (HEY-O)
Mission to Mars
Apocalypse Now
Darkman
Get Shorty
The Outsiders
Hard to Kill (with your favorite baby-ponytailed lawman)
Friday the 13th Part VII
Sisters of Death
Giant
East of Eden
Return of the Fly (yes, with Vincent Price)
The Hitcher (RUTGER FUCKING HAUER FTW)
Tales From The Crypt
Dracula: The Great Undead (documentary, also with Vincent Price)
an Aeon Flux installment I didn't have yet
Space Cowboys (love this dumb movie)
Highlander
Highlander 2: The Quickening (I AM IMMORTAL! Oh, wait, I'm not immortal. I think the branch will hold IT'S NOT HOLDING)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
C.H.U.D.
The Running Man (GIDUUUaAAAWWWEEEYYYAAA)
The Phantom of the Opera
Dumb and Dumber
Dragon: the Bruce Lee Story
and a Tae Bo workout tape (SCORE)

COUCH, HERE I COME

BONER JAMS '03

what do you play them on?

great score, Apocalypse Now on VHS...
pat had the laser disc.

My 8-track machine.

You have to kinda jam the tape in real hard, but then it makes a cool grindy screeching noise.

Carcass and Dumb and Dumber. You're set.

ya psyched

Go to eBay, search VHS lots.
You can continue buying these random boxes of joy for real cheap.

I wish I had a giant box of poppys



ahh, a field of true love. ***boing***

Is that what cavemen did?

every godzilla movie up to godzilla 2000 on vhs ftw.

You're stupid and have no taste. Final Wars FTW

i never said i didn't own nor haven't seen said final wars. i also agree, final wars ftw.

ALL GODZILLA OR YOURE A PUSSY

Well I guess I am not a pussy for today good sir.

This thread is now about how kyuss and queens of the stone age are awesome.

I hate it when a vagina looks like a glob of wet corn flakes.

francois?

+ Helen Delambre

Phantom of the Opera soundtrack by Rick Wakeman, lulz

CHUD is awesome. CHUD II however must be avoided at all costs.

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

see also:
Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal

this is killer