Why is it that, whenever I go out into this world, I hear people talking about niggers or a nigger?
I would like to inform the voters of the United States of America, which is a great nation with a moral mandate to end discrimination and injustice everywhere, no matter how small -- I would like to inform the voters that I am a lawyer (disbarred), I am a businessman (under investigation), and I am a half-Arab half-Irish mulatto but I am not a Nigger.
My predecessor, President George W. Bush, may however be construed as a Nigger. He did no work. He stole hubcaps. He enslaved you all and created Guantanamo. And my response to this oil slick is less racist than President Bush ignoring all those niggers in Louisiana.
But I'll repeat. I am upwardly mobile, a lawyer and a politician. I make speeches and millions of white people vote for me, as well as 95% of black people. Then I give them money and take money for myself. Now who is the nigger?
