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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust by the_reverend on Jul 22,2010 12:45am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 22,2010 12:45am
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2002838,00.html?hpt=C2

Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26 but also having more sex, period.

false.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 1:21am
giggity?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 6:26am
yes, false big time.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 22,2010 9:34am
27 = cougar? i thought it was 35+



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 9:43am edited Jul 22,2010 9:44am
How about helen Mirren who is 62, LULZ



I'd fuck the Queen!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 22,2010 9:56am
This statement is definitely true. For all you young men out there who haven't done the over 35 thing yet, make a point to do so. Yeah, they won't look as good as the 18-21 year old tender teens in bikinis, and you'll probably not feel as comfortable bringing them around your friends, but HOLY SHIT they're more in the sack. Huge difference. Picture it this way, ya know how YOU (assuming you are a man) feel about sex? You want it constantly, you'll do, or say anything, or go anywhere, or sit through anything to get it? well imagine dating a woman that feels the same way. They really do exist, and no, they're not just nimpho's, or sluts, (although those do exist) they're just normal women who's bodies tell them it's time to put up or shut up. (metaphorically speaking) No, not ALL older women feel this way, and menopause definitely stops it in it's tracks, but most will want it more, be less selective with who they do it with, be less picky about about the bullshit surrounding it (diner, presents, COMMITMENT) and be down right BETTER at it.



cougars rule.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 10:09am
I've banged some older chicks, but then again I am almost 37 so...
But Ouchdrummer makes a good point. They are awesome in bed and always want to get their plumbing scraped.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 22,2010 10:11am
i need me a cougar



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 10:13am
Only 90+ is real.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jul 22,2010 10:21am
I can't wait until Jessie Slaughter is 35.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 10:24am
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
I can't wait until Jessie Slaughter is 35.


expect nothing more than a typical mid-Florida crackehore who makes a living off of blowing an occasional dude



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 10:24am
You gonna wait 24 years? Hopefully her dad will be dead by then.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jul 22,2010 10:37am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
I can't wait until Jessie Slaughter is 35.


expect nothing more than a typical mid-Florida crackehore who makes a living off of blowing an occasional dude


''Sassy''

That's what her shirt will say. It will also have a big fluffy cat wearing over sized sun glasses. She will buy it at Walmart.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 22,2010 11:07am
ITTL skinsandwich is a cougar and ouchdrummer advocates people do him.



toggletoggle post by brodown at Jul 22,2010 11:40am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
For all you young men out there who haven't done the over 35 thing yet, make a point to do so.

cougars rule.


BACKED. I've got a good story involving a jeep in the parking lot outside a bar in Western MA that I'll tell ya next time I see ya.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Jul 22,2010 11:41am
Older women are hot and good at, ummm, what they do, but they are also fucking crazy.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 11:44am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ITTL skinsandwich is a cougar and ouchdrummer advocates people do him.


I might be older, but my dick is only wrinkly when I'm soft. Other than that, WATCH OUT NOW!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 22,2010 11:44am
The_Rooster said[orig][quote]
women are fucking crazy.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jul 22,2010 11:47am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
The_Rooster said[orig][quote]
older women fuck crazy.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 22,2010 11:52am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
The_Rooster said[orig][quote]
women are fucking crazy.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 12:05pm
I would say younger women are crazy as well



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jul 22,2010 12:06pm
Older married women are where it's at. But sshhhhhhhh it's a secret, don't let their husband find out.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 12:20pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I would say younger women are crazy as well


These days? I think crazier. A bunch of self entitled, crazy neurotic cunts if you ask me.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 12:22pm
Blame facebook, medicine that affects hormones, and men that don't know how to treat women.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 12:23pm
And besides, women always win at battleship.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 22,2010 12:28pm
this thread is just making aril sound gayer and gayer.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Jul 22,2010 12:29pm
i banged my 17 year old girlfriends mother when I was like 19 or 20...her mom was def like 40-45...

she found out later and at a party dumped a beer on my head and had her friends talk shit to me: my friends and I just sat there laughing in her face while beer poured down mine...



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 12:34pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
And besides, women always win at battleship.


They do don't they them bishes.



toggletoggle post by DYA is HAW HAW HAW at Jul 22,2010 12:40pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
i banged my 17 year old girlfriends mother when I was like 19 or 20...her mom was def like 40-45...

she found out later and at a party dumped a beer on my head and had her friends talk shit to me: my friends and I just sat there laughing in her face while beer poured down mine...


So many man points.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 12:41pm
You're lucky the chick didn't call you to be on Springer



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 22,2010 12:51pm
lucky she didn't? Panzerbastard on Springer = epic win.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 22,2010 12:58pm
women in general are insane. Old or young does not matter.... actually, if there's ANY difference, it's that older women have chilled out about some of the drama young women subscribe to.


and while joking about it is fun, sleeping with married women can be a very bad idea. There's already plenty of lonely SINGLE older women out there, and just one time sleeping with a married one can easily end with a redneck shooting you in the face.... it might sound obsurd, but believe it. Dudes get really protective about there wifes...
I like being single again.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 1:04pm
Single is the only way to go. Fuck the hassles & drama of being with a douche. I enjoy just getting my dinky stinky and then walking out the door.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 22,2010 1:05pm
i'm a very lucky man, my girl is awesome, but it took many, many shitbags to find her. plus i took 5 years getting to know her before i pursued anything.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 22,2010 1:07pm
wait, so you actually don't rape?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 22,2010 1:09pm
Me or Yeti? If you mean me, no, I don't need to catch a case nigga!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 23,2010 2:59am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
wait, so you actually don't rape?


Hey, nowhere in that post does it say he asked permission. LOL



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Jul 23,2010 3:25am
Best sex I ever had was with a 35 mother of 2 who still had a nice body and was a fucking NYMPHO. Young girls are boring in bed, but nice to look at.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 23,2010 3:57am
Now she has 3 kids?



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Jul 23,2010 4:34am
She was fixed, thankfully.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 23,2010 11:49am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i'm a very lucky man, my girl is awesome, but it took many, many shitbags to find her. plus i took 5 years getting to know her before i pursued anything.
Does this mean that if you had facebook, you and tom would be facebook official?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 23,2010 11:51am
ITT: rev is jealous



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 23,2010 11:57am
I'm 36 and my wife is 39. She does a very good job.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 24,2010 11:55am
Serious lack of douchebag patrol in this thread.



toggletoggle post by james joyce at Jul 24,2010 12:50pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
This statement is definitely true. For all you young men out there who haven't done the over 35 thing yet, make a point to do so. Yeah, they won't look as good as the 18-21 year old tender teens in bikinis, and you'll probably not feel as comfortable bringing them around your friends, but HOLY SHIT they're more in the sack. Huge difference. Picture it this way, ya know how YOU (assuming you are a man) feel about sex? You want it constantly, you'll do, or say anything, or go anywhere, or sit through anything to get it? well imagine dating a woman that feels the same way. They really do exist, and no, they're not just nimpho's, or sluts, (although those do exist) they're just normal women who's bodies tell them it's time to put up or shut up. (metaphorically speaking) No, not ALL older women feel this way, and menopause definitely stops it in it's tracks, but most will want it more, be less selective with who they do it with, be less picky about about the bullshit surrounding it (diner, presents, COMMITMENT) and be down right BETTER at it.

SETTLE DOWN, FRANCIS...



cougars rule.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 24,2010 2:13pm
13-27 is all about girls beingcock parking lots.
28-40. Sex is only for making babies.
40-45 sex is only for making downz syndrome babies.
45+ sex is only when youur husband is ouut of town on businness.



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Jul 24,2010 6:50pm
Thats just not true.



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