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returntothepit >> discuss >> Whitney Cummings: Money Shot by the_reverend on Aug 22,2010 1:22am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 1:22am
watching it now.
"cummings never been so easy"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 1:25am edited Aug 22,2010 1:04pm
"I don't have to do any tricks in the bedroom. I have a vagina. All I have to do is take a tylennol PM and lay there."



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 1:29am edited Aug 22,2010 1:03pm
'do not shave your balls. more visible is the last thing they need"



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 22,2010 10:19am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
"I don't have to do any tricks in the bathroom. I have a vagina. All I have to do is take a tylennol PM and lay there."


Bedroom. Smarten up. She is a riot.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 22,2010 10:32am
Aaron is so fucking stupid. "Share your balls"? Die.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Aug 22,2010 10:35am
cant wait to watch this..she is really funny



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 22,2010 12:01pm
Female comedians aren't that funny to me. Unless your name is Lisa Lampinelli.



toggletoggle post by death. at Aug 22,2010 12:55pm
i watched this last night, the uncensored version. this bitch is not funny at all. she is a terrible comedian and should have he ovaries ripped out and shoved down her throat, forcing a death by consumption. either that or just stay off my goddamn tv. thank you.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 22,2010 1:00pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Female comedians aren't that funny to me. Unless your name is Lisa Lampinelli.


I have always said this as well. Chick comedians I do not find funny at all with the exception of the occasional chuckle. Lampinelli is okay sometimes, but even that is a stretch. It seems most of the broads are trying too hard which makes them suck even more.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 1:05pm
whitney cummings just says a lot of shocking stuff and delivers it not very well. but still worth the watch and taken as one liners.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 22,2010 1:56pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
whitney cummings just says a lot of shocking stuff and delivers it not very well. but still worth the watch and taken as one liners.


A female Steven Wright but not as funny you say?



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 22,2010 3:29pm
lisa lampinelli sucks, as do most broad comedians.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 3:57pm
margret chow cho whatever is excellent. Paula poundstone is also excellent. Lisa lampenelli can be awesome, but also gets old fast.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 3:58pm
grarafello used to be awesome, but since the tattoos she is meh.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 4:03pm
the problem is genetics. Girls just aren't funny and don't have a sense of humor. The older they get, the worse their limited sense of humor gets. They never laugh at your jokes and the one funny thing they say once a year is somethbing like "blahblah blah that slut you talked to 7 years ago blah blah blah"



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Aug 22,2010 4:06pm
margaret cho is the worst comedian of all time



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Aug 22,2010 6:02pm
Biologically speaking women are just not funny because they never had to be. Men are the ones who have to be charismatic and charming. Women just have tits. This is why i find all female comics pretty horrid.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 6:10pm
someone's been watching that "how to pretend to be hot" video.

ken: it might be amy chang. Idk. Azn girl.

almost every single female comics jokes are like a cathy cartoon. Either that or they are like sarah silverman "my vagaina... AIDS" shocking. Whitney cummings is in that category.



toggletoggle post by Blessed offal nli at Aug 22,2010 6:13pm
All Lisa lampanelli does is make tired jokes about fucking black guys.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Aug 22,2010 8:37pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
grarafello used to be awesome, but since the tattoos she is meh.


Agreed, Garafalo stand-up from the late 90's is some of the funniest smartest shit ever done. There are a lot of funny female comedians, I don't agree with the comments in this thread at all. In fact if I had to name terrible comedians, there are about a thousand male stand-up comedians I'd mention who are awful and annoy the fuck out of me before I got the chance to get to any of the women.

Although I do think that Lisa Lampanelli is overrated.

On the other hand, I fucking despise Robin Williams, Sinbad, Gallagher, Carrottop, Richard Lewis - more guy stand-comedians than I could list...



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 22,2010 8:50pm
Whitney cummings stand up seems forced. she is straining to make it work and she fails miserably.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2010 9:13pm
you don't like gallagher? what about gallagher II? im sorry, but if you don't like gallagher... We can't really be friends. Smashing watermelons is where it is at.



toggletoggle post by LPCustom at Aug 22,2010 9:29pm
I endorse this thread. She's funny as hell on Chelsea Lately.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 23,2010 9:42am
Funny thread. Patty Ross who is a local is funny. Ellen's standup is good.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 23,2010 9:42am
Oh and Chelsea is a useless skank.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Aug 23,2010 9:51am
Oh wait, I forgot how much I hate Ellen.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Aug 23,2010 9:51am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
you don't like gallagher? what about gallagher II? im sorry, but if you don't like gallagher... We can't really be friends. Smashing watermelons is where it is at.


Yeah, but only pussies have to use a hammer.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Aug 23,2010 10:42am
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
grarafello used to be awesome, but since the tattoos she is meh.


Agreed, Garafalo stand-up from the late 90's is some of the funniest smartest shit ever done. There are a lot of funny female comedians, I don't agree with the comments in this thread at all. In fact if I had to name terrible comedians, there are about a thousand male stand-up comedians I'd mention who are awful and annoy the fuck out of me before I got the chance to get to any of the women.

Although I do think that Lisa Lampanelli is overrated.

On the other hand, I fucking despise Robin Williams, Sinbad, Gallagher, Carrottop, Richard Lewis - more guy stand-comedians than I could list...



I get bored of Lisa Lampanelli really quickly. Check out Amy Schumer



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 10:52am
i think it's plain ol stupid to say that "Female comedians" aren't funny. I get that as an opinion your obviously entitled to say you don't like them, but still i think that opinion must be fueled by a lack of having seen funny women comedians, which do in fact exist.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 23,2010 10:53am
ITT: jimbo wants a femme comedian to see this thread to get his dick wet.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 23,2010 10:54am
oscarct said[orig][quote]
Check out Amy Schumer
I was trying to remember her name. I think I checked her out after you like'd her on the fb. good stuff.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 10:57am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ITT: jimbo wants a femme comedian to see this thread to get his dick wet.


ha, sorry buddy, but out of the 2.5 total women who post here, i don't think there is a comedian.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 23,2010 10:58am
right
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Girls just aren't funny and don't have a sense of humor.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 10:59am
lulz



toggletoggle post by t goatcatabisk at Aug 23,2010 11:41am
I would give Sarah Silverman the foie gras treatment with a box of Pay Days and have my esophagus surgically grafted to her rectum. Such is the level of intimacy I quest with her sumptuous hindquarters.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 11:47am
wow, ryan..... you just turned me on...



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 11:50am
check out this shot of it

that's a good shot, i like the pic inside the pic effect. good stuff.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Aug 23,2010 12:01pm
Yes please



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 23,2010 12:04pm
yea, looking at that pic of her ass, i wouldn't mind if i was in "the human centipede" and some crazy scientist grafted my mouth to her ass. ughghhhg



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Aug 23,2010 12:06pm
I would make her butthole my own personal tandoor.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Aug 23,2010 12:22pm
nummers



toggletoggle post by nekronautnli at Aug 23,2010 12:26pm
I want to wear Sarah Silverman's butthole around my neck like an ear trophy from Vietnam.

Also, in b4 rev says she's fat.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Aug 23,2010 12:29pm
^ hahahaha




toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Aug 23,2010 3:04pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
oscarct said[orig][quote]
Check out Amy Schumer
I was trying to remember her name. I think I checked her out after you like'd her on the fb. good stuff.


she is very funny, check her out. She tours/opens for Jim Norton alot



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