Some guy I went to highschool with got "i love big dicks" tattooed on his forehead. Apparently he got drunk with some guys and they held him down and gave him the tattoo against his will but I heard he let them do it. Also this guy I used to know named white chocolate got an ejaculating penis going through a brain on his arm. Both of these dudes are fucking idiots and I swear its all true. Rasputin mike can second both these incidents...
This is true. The first account was actually on national news and some doctor from Chicago flew the kid out and lasered it off for free.. it didn't matter though, we all knew what happened