post by eat shit gravesideservice at Dec 17,2010 10:26am
They are fat stupid assholes that play black metal reggae. It is completely stupid and been done before. I cant believe they are playing tongiht at blazes billiards in west warwick ri. They dont deserve to go on stage at 8 pm sharp. If i walk into them i will consider it a threat and hit them all equally in a line. Then I will take all their cds they are selling for 5 bucks each and smash them so they become more RARE and HARD TO FIND. I will then proceed to watch the remainder of the show because I love Tony Jones and the cretin 3 and Your mothers Crotch and your mothers Trash. How did they ever get on such a nice bill with such a nice venue. I will be there just to drink the bars really inexpensive alcohol and hit them all and laugh, what a show and sight it will be to see me hit them all...
I used to be in this band. I once took a sweet dump then wiped just enough so I could rub jons microphone on my ass and get tiny molecules of shit on his microphones membrane and in all the little metal crevasses. He kept making faces and I knew he thought something was wrong with the mic so I suggested we take a break and then we continued as though nothing happened. I bet he never discovered who did it. I then pissed on the piano players piano while he was at work one practice. I let it dry up and now when he presses the keys it makes a weird piss smell. Then I took the drummers sticks, shoved them up my ass and laughed every time he picked them up because he too made a weird face as though he smelled ass.
post by di$turbedyo at Dec 17,2010 10:54am
I would never waste my time seeing the most popular, talked about, influential, ground-breaking, local band around whose instruments smelling vaguely like piss and shit has no impact on their jaw unhinging stage performance