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returntothepit >> discuss >> This storm will be a bunch of bullshit by xmikex on Feb 1,2011 11:22pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 1,2011 11:22pm
The news stations are backing off the astronomical claims they've been making all week for 15-20 inches. The accuweather.com boston page literally says "10.2 inches" "4-8 inches" and "rain sleet mix" all on the same page for the same time and area. I'm calling it right now, the awesome work-killing snow storm we were all promised will just be an icy death trap of a commute that will be good for nothing except a Youtube ready video of me falling down the steps of the Quincy Center t station face first.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 1,2011 11:26pm
now I'm pissed that whoever uploaded this video cut it off in the middle of the punchline.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 1,2011 11:38pm
Needs moar snow.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 2,2011 12:35am
i've been off all week hibernating. sucks to be everyone else dealing with this shite.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2011 12:37am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i've been off all week masturbating. sucks to be everyone else dealing with this shite.


tell the truth.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 2,2011 12:38am
Im with Aaron. The 7 foot snowbanks on my road aren't tall enough. I want adult-size sledding jumps.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 2,2011 12:38am
yes masturbation is a key part of the hibernation process. that, plus OnDemand television and pizza/chinese food delivery.



toggletoggle post by bitch_please at Feb 2,2011 12:47am
vodka.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 2,2011 1:13am
I am currently fashioning snow shoes in case of an emergency packy run tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 2,2011 2:24am
spent a few hours in the bobcat, smoking pot, jamming burzum, blut aus nord, destroyer 666 and metalucifer. i'm ready for more snow, that's for sure.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2011 5:50am
It snowed a bit yesterday on the cape then turned to rain. i just looked outside. Still rainin. It is gay.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 2,2011 6:27am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i've been off all week masturbating. sucks to be everyone else dealing with this shite.


tell the truth.

GO AWAY, 'BATIN



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Feb 2,2011 6:51am
Hmmm I just looked outside and was not impressed. I might actually shovel a spot for my lady.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 2,2011 7:08am
hate when I'm right. off to work.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 7:16am
Looks pretty awesome out there to me.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Feb 2,2011 7:46am
boss just texted and........I HAVE THE DAY OFF.

too bad i prob wont be able to fall back asleep



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 7:48am
Rub one out



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Feb 2,2011 7:49am
Sucks... I still got to tredge a mile in this cocaine



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Feb 2,2011 7:51am
i already did, i wish i stayed home



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 8:07am
I'm sitting at home. Looking at the snow out the window. no way I'm not going to play in it today.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Feb 2,2011 8:20am

bennyhillifier
What can get through all this snow and ice? Actually built in China but the seat warmer's kinda nice!
CANYONERO!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Feb 2,2011 8:42am
its actually now officially a rain day... i could easily get into work but fuck it. Boss says "no"



toggletoggle post by C.dEAd at Feb 2,2011 9:40am
At work now. No one on the road, no one at work. Shit's weak.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Feb 2,2011 9:58am
we just got 20 inches in 20 hours. Shit's DEEP. I can't wait to go shovel out my Lumina.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 9:59am
I'm sorry, it's hard to type with my raging snow hardon.
10 AM 21° 7° 23° 0
Low 19° 81% 100% 90% 100% 0mi
0KM NE
16mph Weather Hvy Snow
11 AM 23° 9° 24° 0
Low 19° 77% 100% 90% 100% 0mi
1KM NE
17mph Weather Hvy Snow
12 PM 24° 10° 25° 0
Low 19° 73% 100% 90% 100% 0mi
1KM NE
18mph Weather Snow
1 PM 24° 10° 25° 0
Low 18° 70% 100% 90% 100% 0mi
1KM NNE
18mph Weather Snow
2 PM 25° 11° 25° 0
Low 17° 66% 100% 90% 97% 0mi
1KM NNE
19mph Weather Snow
3 PM 25° 11° 25° 0
Low 17° 66% 90% 80% 94% 1mi
1KM NNE
20mph Weather Snow/Wind
4 PM 25° 11° 25° 0
Low 16° 63% 90% 81% 92% 1mi
1KM NNE
20mph Weather Snow/Wind
5 PM 24° 9° 24° 0
Low 15° 62% 90% 83% 92% 0mi
1KM NNE
20mph Weather Snow/Wind
6 PM 23° 9° 23° 0
Low 15° 66% 80% 75% 91% 1mi
2KM NNE
17mph Weather Snow
7 PM 22° 8° 22° 0
Low 14° 66% 70% 66% 91% 1mi
2KM NNE
16mph Weather Snow
8 PM 21° 7° 21° 0
Low 13° 66% 60% 56% 91% 1mi
2KM N
15mph Weather Snow
9 PM 20° 7° 20° 0
Low 13° 69% 30% 28% 91% 10mi
16KM N
13mph Weather Snow Showers
10 PM 19° 6° 19° 0
Low 12° 69% 30% 28% 91% 10mi
16KM N
12mph Weather Snow Showers
11 PM 18° 5° 18° 0
Low 11° 69% 30% 28% 92% 10mi
16KM NNW
12mph Weather Snow Showers



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 10:00am
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
we just got 20 inches in 20 hours. Shit's DEEP. I can't wait to go shovel out my Lumina.
this is america. just go turn it on and wait 6hrs.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 2,2011 10:01am
The only forecast I trust right now, is that the sun no longer rises


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 10:03am
XmikeX said[orig][quote]
In a related story.....it's just a fucking rock!


oh and plymouth rock is doing just fine....whats up now new hampshire? haha.

plenty of snow in nh.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Feb 2,2011 10:10am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
we just got 20 inches in 20 hours. Shit's DEEP. I can't wait to go shovel out my Lumina.
this is america. just go turn it on and wait 6hrs.


yeah, but like you said, this is America. So I have 1/2 a mile worth of gas and have 5$ to get more gas.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 2,2011 10:11am
what an in-your-face dude.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 10:13am
excuse me Brad, but triple A. that stands for the [mother fucking] American Automobile Association. GET INTO IT. THIS IS AMERICA.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2011 10:22am
My bro just called, he lives in Townsend. They got smoked there w/ 2 feet of snow. he was on his way to work and his drivers side windshield wiper stopped working. He had to turn around and go home, haha.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 2,2011 10:33am
i do believe it is raining ice pellets now



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 2,2011 10:53am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i do believe it is raining ice pellets now


Shit's weak.

As I went out to clear off my car around the block, I could clearly hear a woman sobing. I went outside and I guess she decided to not shovel her car out, but just beastmode it out of the small snow embankment she had been stuck in.
This would have been a great idea and saved her plenty of time if:
A. She had actually looked to see if there was anyone in the road.
or.
B. If there wasn't a fucking gargantuan yellow plow coming her way.

Needless to say, she vroomed out of her spot and and right into the path of "don't fuck wit' me I ben ploying since 5am" driver.
Ka-Runch.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 2,2011 10:59am
whoooops



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 2,2011 11:04am
Snowing like a bastard up here. Drove wife into work this morning -- 89 was barely plowed up my way. We're supposed to get a foot or more by tonight.

Plowing & snowblowing aside, what I'm really not looking forward to is roof-raking this weekend. That chore sucks sucks sucks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 11:07am
only pussies roof rake.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 2,2011 11:09am
Whatever, non-pussies can enjoy severe roof damage and leaks. Why don't you vacate your 40 degree house and go hang out with Doomkid in his snow fort, it's probably warmer there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 11:13am
At noon, I'm going to suit up in my gear and go for an hour walk.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 2,2011 11:18am
I'm already at work, and commute on the T so I don't even give a fuck about this snow anymore. My boss is out sick, and all my jobs are getting canceled left and right. If paying me to fuck around on the internet all day is more valuable to my work then paying me to stay home so be it.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2011 11:23am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I'm already at work, and commute on the T so I don't even give a fuck about this snow anymore. My boss is out sick, and all my jobs are getting canceled left and right. If paying me to fuck around on the internet all day is more valuable to my work then paying me to stay home so be it.


Does your boss have the GAIDS?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 2,2011 12:16pm
only funny because she's a lesbian.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2011 12:18pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
only funny because she's a lesbian.


Well, there ya go.....



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at Feb 2,2011 12:40pm
Engaging beast mode is always key.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 2:42pm
make fishy jokes all the time.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 2,2011 3:37pm



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Feb 2,2011 5:16pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
what an in-your-face dude.


ha. wasn't meaning to sound like a prick. Just a fact that I be po, ya know?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2011 5:37pm
I thought that was @ me, but whatever. I went for a walk during lunch and fell into a snowbank up to my armpits. ruled.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Feb 2,2011 5:45pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
My snowspeeder got caught in a snow bank, and my cat was run over by an At At when he snuck outside. What a miserable day :(



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Feb 2,2011 6:21pm
Hailing again in Boston.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 2,2011 10:04pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Hailing again in Boston.


get Helvete shut down about it



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 2,2011 10:04pm



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Feb 2,2011 10:09pm
Hahaha!



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Feb 2,2011 10:20pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Hailing again in Boston.


get Helvete shut down about it


L.O.L.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Feb 2,2011 10:26pm



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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2011 10:35pm
the more I look at the Ad Hominem logo, the more I can tell the same guy did our logo... lol



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 2,2011 11:14pm
I'll never look at a mushroom cloud the same way again. 14/88 comrade cloud



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Feb 2,2011 11:15pm
A Fate Worse Than Death.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 2,2011 11:19pm
Now that's just one of those covers that gets me all fired up because I didn't think of it first.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Feb 2,2011 11:35pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 3,2011 1:07am
hauptpflucker said[orig][quote]
My snowspeeder got caught in a snow bank, and my cat was run over by an At At when he snuck outside. What a miserable day :(





toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Feb 3,2011 1:13am
left work in quincy with straight up hails



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 3,2011 12:50pm
this storm thankfully did not deliver. my area of Worcester is a death trap, the plows can't fit down the streets anymore so every where you go is a gauntlet run.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 3,2011 1:07pm
i made a large trash deposit to the local snow bank.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 3,2011 1:08pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
this storm thankfully did not deliver. my area of Worcester is a death trap, the plows can't fit down the streets anymore so every where you go is a gauntlet run.


only staying in all day playing with action figures is real



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 3,2011 1:09pm
Bong hits and VHS tapes are also acceptable



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Feb 3,2011 1:20pm
Twas bullshit here in Albany. They predicted like 20", and we got probably 4-5".

The Mayor actually called the library (where I work) on Tues. and requested that we close because of the storm.

Pussy. I woke up at 10am, and it was already done.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Feb 3,2011 4:36pm
I was shoveling the steps to the front door of my house yesterday, and realized the bands on the side where there wasn't even plowing were up to my chest. Never been that high in the 11 years I've lived here.



toggletoggle post by Headbanging Man at Feb 3,2011 4:59pm
NuclearWinter said[orig][quote]
A Fate Worse Than Death.





toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 3,2011 6:31pm
By that rationale, Dana DeArmond's precious puckered smucker would be analogous (see what I did there?) to that magickal red-glowing hole under the stairs in The Amityville Horror. Or some sort of Fulcian portal complete with Goblin/Frizzi soundtrack.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 3,2011 9:08pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
By that rationale, Dana DeArmond's precious puckered smucker would be analogous (see what I did there?) to that magickal red-glowing hole under the stairs in The Amityville Horror. Or some sort of Fulcian portal complete with Goblin/Frizzi soundtrack.


I am convinced you are the George Zimmer troll (who is my alliterative hero). Can you either confirm or deny this?



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Feb 4,2011 1:23am
Formidable verbal command is formidable.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 6,2011 5:56pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 6,2011 6:01pm



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Feb 7,2011 2:54pm
Anyone else get thundersnow the other night?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 7,2011 2:56pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]


what the fuck that



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Feb 7,2011 4:09pm
Mutis said[orig][quote]
Anyone else get thundersnow the other night?


YUP YUP



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