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New site? Maybe some day. 
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christ loves you very much |
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he loves being eaten by catholics. |
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Does christ love me enough to pay off my student loans? |
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Let's just say I won't be thinking about buying a house any time soon. |
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Maybe Giorgio Tsoukalicious can convince the aliens to pay off my student loans. |
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Indeed. Jesus Christ was an alien after all. |
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| christ loves you very much |
a pair of youngins randomly told me this at the grocery store the other day. i just replied with "No he doesnt and he probably hates you too." their expression was priceless and made my day. |
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does anyone remember the crazy christian lobbyist in the original starcraft in the chatrooms. he is still there. I think his sn is JESUS_LOVES_YOU or something, not sure. hes been sitting in that chatroom for maybe 12 years, doesn't even play the game. |
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haha who uses the battle net chatrooms? I think I know what you're talking about. But I gave up on Starcraft when Koreans started backstabbing me in games |
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| Does christ love me enough to pay off my student loans? |
HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS! |
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are the trolls in the bible? |
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I just got called by this Christian lady, although she COMPLETELY disguised it until the very end, saying she was asking about a survey on whether I think any government could ever be capable of achieving peace.
I confounded her (and looking back, totally fucked up her game plan) by being more optimistic than she was, and she's like well what about this, and I'm rebutting her and making her sound like an idiot - then she's like, it's good to be optimistic, but you have to be realistic. I went into all this negative stuff on the same points she brought up but way further, and I turned it around on her again by pointing out the things to be optimistic about in spite of it, using the very arguments she presented as examples.
Five minutes into me winning every back and forth of the debate, her entire pitch to get me to say "oh the Earth is doomed! please save me!" apparently dashed, she's finally like "well I can guess from what you said there that you believe in evolution", and I shoot back without a millisecond pause "well SURE, like any sane person". With an uncomfortable laugh and sounding almost defeated, she's like "well, I'm calling to talk about God's..." then I cut in "sorry I don't believe in that crap" *click*
In retrospect, I had spent about five minutes both unknowingly insulting this woman repeatedly (I had the random awesome luck of saying to her in the course of making a point "people in the Middle Ages thought we'd only been around for thousands of years when we've been around for millions" HA HA HA) while - perhaps even more devastating - at the same time I was showing her by example an atheist can be more optimistic and upbeat than a supposedly happy and optimistic Christian.
I really think I may have shattered her whole world view. At least I did something productive this morning. |
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I just got called by this Christian lady, although she COMPLETELY disguised it until the very end, saying she was asking about a survey on whether I think any government could ever be capable of achieving peace.
I confounded her (and looking back, totally fucked up her game plan) by being more optimistic than she was, and she's like well what about this, and I'm rebutting her and making her sound like an idiot - then she's like, it's good to be optimistic, but you have to be realistic. I went into all this negative stuff on the same points she brought up but way further, and I turned it around on her again by pointing out the things to be optimistic about in spite of it, using the very arguments she presented as examples.
Five minutes into me winning every back and forth of the debate, her entire pitch to get me to say "oh the Earth is doomed! please save me!" apparently dashed, she's finally like "well I can guess from what you said there that you believe in evolution", and I shoot back without a millisecond pause "well SURE, like any sane person". With an uncomfortable laugh and sounding almost defeated, she's like "well, I'm calling to talk about God's..." then I cut in "sorry I don't believe in that crap" *click*
In retrospect, I had spent about five minutes both unknowingly insulting this woman repeatedly (I had the random awesome luck of saying to her in the course of making a point "people in the Middle Ages thought we'd only been around for thousands of years when we've been around for millions" HA HA HA) while - perhaps even more devastating - at the same time I was showing her by example an atheist can be more optimistic and upbeat than a supposedly happy and optimistic Christian.
I really think I may have shattered her whole world view. At least I did something productive this morning. |
one down...far too many to go. |
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Some idiot jehovahs witness confronted me about getting my tattoos removed on the long island railway, and my girlfriend at the time told her she thought they were sexy and that she (the black lady...yes she was black) could probably use a good dick to set her straight. |
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| haha who uses the battle net chatrooms? I think I know what you're talking about. But I gave up on Starcraft when Koreans started backstabbing me in games |
before i got SC2, i went on after years of not playing battle net...he was still there spreading the word of christ. dude is fucked. |
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| Some idiot jehovahs witness confronted me about getting my tattoos removed on the long island railway, and my girlfriend at the time told her she thought they were sexy and that she (the black lady...yes she was black) could probably use a good dick to set her straight. |
HAHAHA |
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The fact that more and more christians are becoming optimistic probably is evidence that their religion is dying out. The success of christianity was built upon fear and pessimism. Jesus, the optimistic altruist, preached peace and had 13 followers. Paul, the pessimistic propagandist, promised the threat of hell and had what turned into billions of followers. Now nobody is beating the bible, threatening the fire and brimstone of hell like they used to. Shit's done. Good riddance.
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The fact that more and more christians are becoming optimistic probably is evidence that their religion is dying out. The success of christianity was built upon fear and pessimism. Jesus, the optimistic altruist, preached peace and had 13 followers. Paul, the pessimistic propagandist, promised the threat of hell and had what turned into billions of followers. Now nobody is beating the bible, threatening the fire and brimstone of hell like they used to. Shit's done. Good riddance.
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maybe not in new england, im sure theres plenty of khed worshippers in the south still |
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short answer = YES long answer = ONLY IF YOURE GOOD AT IT |
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on 146 North around Sutton there is a billboard about the rapture on May 21st, with a seal saying "THE BIBLE GUARANTEES IT". when nothing happens on May 22nd i want to go and paint in huge black letters "O RLY?" |
 
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