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returntothepit >> discuss >> I am not dead, they caught me masturbating by osama bin laden on May 1,2011 11:21pm
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toggletoggle post by osama bin laden at May 1,2011 11:21pm
they caught me masturbating and i played dead because i was embarrassed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 1,2011 11:22pm
is this about wren?



toggletoggle post by osama bin laden at May 1,2011 11:29pm
No, heres what happened...I was in America a few years back like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, 1970s back and Some Cia president named George hiered my family to sell them news and media stories and fear because the charlie manson story was dead as was Vietnam. So we took the offer and from time to time they would check up on us to see if we were still doing the job and call in pay roll for us. This time I wasnt so lucky, they fucking walked right in without knocking and caught me beating my meat. So out of shear embarrassment I fake fainted and they thought I was dead. Now they are televising that I died. Technically I died inside. But, not before listening to the new GRAVESIDESERVICE featuring Scott Conner of Xasthur.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 1,2011 11:31pm
lol



toggletoggle post by osama bin laden at May 1,2011 11:32pm
Get the new GRAVESIDE cd or your house will have planes and ex stock boys from shaws super market with box cutters outside waiting for you. We have ways, we have ways......



toggletoggle post by osama bin laden at May 1,2011 11:35pm
And as for you Obama, rewrite your speech or GTFO...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 1,2011 11:35pm
I wasn't going to jerk off tonight.... now I guess have to.



toggletoggle post by osama bin laden at May 1,2011 11:40pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 1,2011 11:40pm
osama%20bin%20laden said[orig][quote]
And as for you Obama, rewrite your speech or GTFO...


the day that a president will write their own speeches again is the day that bin laden di... oh wait.



toggletoggle post by osama bin laden at May 1,2011 11:46pm
Kill Alex jones, bring back William Cooper, and visit blackvault.com daily or GTFO...



toggletoggle post by demondave at May 1,2011 11:53pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I wasn't going to jerk off tonight.... now I guess have to.


You have to ... For America.






toggletoggle post by osama bin laden at May 1,2011 11:56pm
Thats a generic photo I posed for so that way when they want to push for a rise in military action in iran and less in afghan you wont say no...



toggletoggle post by allen qaeda at May 2,2011 1:30am
americans = wicked shitty



toggletoggle post by HOMEPONE at May 2,2011 4:22am
allen%20qaeda said[orig][quote]
americans = wicked shitty


Fail troll fails



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 2,2011 7:03am
osama%20bin%20laden said[orig][quote]
No, heres what happened...I was in America a few years back like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, 1970s back and Some Cia president named George hiered my family to sell them news and media stories and fear because the charlie manson story was dead as was Vietnam. So we took the offer and from time to time they would check up on us to see if we were still doing the job and call in pay roll for us. This time I wasnt so lucky, they fucking walked right in without knocking and caught me beating my meat. So out of shear embarrassment I fake fainted and they thought I was dead. Now they are televising that I died. Technically I died inside. But, not before listening to the new GRAVESIDESERVICE featuring Scott Conner of Xasthur.


ITT: Bin Laden killed by suicidal black metal



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 2,2011 7:05am



toggletoggle post by gravesidewhisleblower at May 6,2011 11:30am
osama%20bin%20laden said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


This is with a doubt the most redickaless and unpatriotic thing i've ever heard.I'M on hold right now to the white house the report this act of terrorism by making this song. I have also notified Dale Erheart Jr., Toby Keith and Lee Greewood to colaborate in making the ultimate anthem for us red blooded americans who know everything our government tells us is true in every detail . Love it or leave you nazi !!



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