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returntothepit >> discuss >> Oneiric Realm Seeks Bassist by burnsy on May 2,2011 11:04am
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toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 2,2011 11:04am
Oneiric Realm has parted ways with our bassist, Sean. He's an insanely talented musician and we wish him the best in his future endeavors. That having been said, we need to fill the position. We practice in Whitman, MA. Usually two to three days a week.

For those of you who are not familiar with our music you can check out our demo on our myspace:

Oneiric Realm Myspace

or reverbnation:

Oneiric Realm Reverb Nation

Sean was no slouch on the bass and we're looking for a dedicated, technically competent bass player to fill the spot. Having own transportation and gear is preferable. Respond here if interested or e-mail us at oneiric_realm at yahoo dot com.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 2,2011 11:11am
damn, that sucks. Sean was certainly no "slouch" as they say



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 2,2011 11:15am
that does stink. this is a good gig though. i'm sure you'll have no trouble finding a replacement.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 2,2011 11:16am
I've got a bass, live 10 miles away, but no bass amp. slightly interested, but I'd rather work on that secret project ;-)



toggletoggle post by timma at May 2,2011 11:19am
Buy my head, and half your problem will be solved. Huzzah!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 2,2011 11:26am
Will you guys continue to do shows without bass for now?



toggletoggle post by ark at May 2,2011 11:29am
sean's a good player to say the least...good luck...*cackle*



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 2,2011 11:33am
Duuuuuuuuuude...sorry to hear Mikey boy. Best of luck to you guys. Finding musicians that are on top of their game and actually practice on the reg is somewhat of a crapshoot.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 2,2011 11:33am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I've got a bass, live 10 miles away, but no bass amp. slightly interested, but I'd rather work on that secret project ;-)
secret project?!?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 2,2011 11:40am edited May 2,2011 11:44am
Just an idea that me and burnsy had that hasn't come into fruition yet, although I hope it does. It involves staring at shoes for a long period of time.

But good luck man. OR is a great band



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 2,2011 12:04pm
We have two shows that were already booked for the end of May and beginning of June. I'd much rather not cancel so I think we're gonna just do a couple shows without. We'd also be interested in someone filling in for these shows if time constraints prevent them from joining as a permanent member. If someone was just going to fill in, our guitar player has a nice bass rig at our practice space that he probably wouldn't mind a fill-in using. Thanks for the support, gents.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at May 2,2011 12:12pm
black metal is not my bag usually, but I thoroughly enjoyed you guys at Bobfest a few months back

good luck in finding a new bassist



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at May 2,2011 12:27pm
Sorry to hear it burnsy, good luck finding a replacement.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 2,2011 1:02pm
Good luck, man. You'll find something.

May I recommend someone that plays like THIS guy?



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 2,2011 1:20pm
He's in.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 2,2011 1:26pm
Definitely not enough farting cow bass in black metal these days.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 2,2011 5:38pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
We have two shows that were already booked for the end of May and beginning of June. I'd much rather not cancel so I think we're gonna just do a couple shows without. We'd also be interested in someone filling in for these shows if time constraints prevent them from joining as a permanent member. If someone was just going to fill in, our guitar player has a nice bass rig at our practice space that he probably wouldn't mind a fill-in using. Thanks for the support, gents.


If someone can pick up your songs in the span of a couple weeks, do your best to keep them around.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at May 2,2011 5:41pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Just an idea that me and burnsy had that hasn't come into fruition yet, although I hope it does. It involves staring at shoes for a long period of time.

But good luck man. OR is a great band


Me want in. I have a closet full of shoes.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at May 2,2011 5:47pm
and BEST OF LUCK TO YA BURNS



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at May 2,2011 11:10pm
:(



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 3,2011 8:57am
Bump for day two of the search. One audition lined up so far. Bassists tryna get weird need apply.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at May 3,2011 9:07am
We're running out of Erics over here



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 3,2011 9:42am
best of luck dudes. looking forward to hearing more tunes.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 3,2011 2:19pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Bump for day two of the search. One audition lined up so far. Bassists tryna get weird need apply.


I suggest you get a guy named Mike. It would make things much less confusing.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 3,2011 3:04pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
best of luck dudes. looking forward to hearing more tunes.


Hear more tunes you will, good sir. We're really pumped with the direction of the new material.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 3,2011 3:05pm
Arrowhead, that's obviously the only way we're ever gonna be able to keep each other's names straight.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at May 3,2011 3:13pm
I'm changing my name to Mike btw



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 3,2011 3:15pm
you're in



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at May 3,2011 4:25pm
Checking out the music now and wow. This is REALLY cool. And the basslines are very noticeable.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 3,2011 5:04pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
Checking out the music now and wow. This is REALLY cool. And the basslines are very noticeable.


Thanks a lot, man. Glad ya dig it.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 3,2011 7:31pm
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
Checking out the music now and wow. This is REALLY cool. And the basslines are very noticeable.


That's why I was mentioning the difficulty of the fill-in aspect, and that anyone who can get a hang of a set's worth of songs that quick is worth bribing to keep around.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 3,2011 8:35pm edited May 3,2011 8:35pm
sean is a ghost on bass and his basslines are haunted, gonna be hard to find someone who can compently play that bassline he wrote in the second riff of cirque de macabre. oh i remember that bassline like it was haunted..which it was/is.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 3,2011 9:38pm
i_am_not_me said[orig][quote]
Mark_R said[orig][quote]
Checking out the music now and wow. This is REALLY cool. And the basslines are very noticeable.


That's why I was mentioning the difficulty of the fill-in aspect, and that anyone who can get a hang of a set's worth of songs that quick is worth bribing to keep around.


Indeed. I would certainly do what I could to keep them around.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 3,2011 9:39pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
sean is a ghost on bass and his basslines are haunted, gonna be hard to find someone who can compently play that bassline he wrote in the second riff of cirque de macabre. oh i remember that bassline like it was haunted..which it was/is.


Definitely, man. They are big shoes to fill.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 3,2011 9:53pm
You keep talking about all these large shoes, you aint never gonna get any short guys to try out. You got a problem with small shoed bassists? I'll shove my size 5 1/2 up you anus boy!



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 4,2011 12:57am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
sean is a ghost on bass and his basslines are haunted, gonna be hard to find someone who can compently play that bassline he wrote in the second riff of cirque de macabre. oh i remember that bassline like it was haunted..which it was/is.


Definitely, man. They are big shoes to fill.


only my shoes are real...just kidding.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 4,2011 9:26am
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
You keep talking about all these large shoes, you aint never gonna get any short guys to try out. You got a problem with small shoed bassists? I'll shove my size 5 1/2 up you anus boy!


Oh yeah, we're all short... having a tall guy could make us look bad... :-/



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 5,2011 10:19am
Why-the-fuck-not bump.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2011 10:22am edited May 5,2011 10:27am
I guess that leaves me out. :-(
Too tall



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 5,2011 10:37am
Hahaha anyone over 5'8" will not even be considered. We are shortneiric realm.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 5,2011 10:41am
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
You keep talking about all these large shoes, you aint never gonna get any short guys to try out. You got a problem with small shoed bassists? I'll shove my size 5 1/2 up you anus boy!


5 1/2?? good lord. having huge feet sucks sometimes, once you get to sizes 13, 14, and 15 they start to blend together. depending on the company i fit into any of those.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAAG NLI at May 5,2011 11:20am
You know what they say about big feet? Big shoes, duh.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2011 11:24am
I just tripped on my size 14



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 9:27am
When are the shows exactly? I might be interested in filling in. I should probably try my hand at some of the songs before I promise anything though...



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 10:41am
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
When are the shows exactly? I might be interested in filling in. I should probably try my hand at some of the songs before I promise anything though...


Don't you play with a pick?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 9,2011 10:50am
dana alternates between playing with a pick and fingers. he can do both.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 11:02am edited May 9,2011 11:02am
Oh boy, I'm foreseeing the inevitable "REEL BASEPLAYERZ DONT USE PIX!!1" comment. Chris Squire. That's all I need to say on the matter.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 11:05am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
dana alternates between playing with a pick and fingers. he can do both.


sweet! me too. i tuck the pick behind my middle finger when not using it for trem/speed picking. that way i can slappa da bass.



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at May 9,2011 11:14am
Hidden pick rituals



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 11:17am
...moar likely than you think



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 11:37am
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
Oh boy, I'm foreseeing the inevitable "REEL BASEPLAYERZ DONT USE PIX!!1" comment.


OR, maybe it's because the lines in Oneric are fingerstyle. Or, are you arguing the two are interchangeable? I play with a pick, for the record.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 11:42am edited May 9,2011 11:45am
i dont see why it really matters anyway if you can match the rhythm and melodies required.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 11:46am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i dont see why it really matters anyway if you can match the rhythm and melodies required.


Attack, and how it sits in the mix.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 11:50am
i suppose your right. i wouldnt pass on a solid bassist capable of playing the material well based on that sole reason though. IMO.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 11:53am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i suppose your right. i wouldnt pass on a solid bassist capable of playing the material well based on that sole reason though. IMO.


Not to be cruel to potential applicants, but a solid bassist should be able to play these parts with their fingers.

I'd disagree. If their music would sound good with picked bass, I woulda volunteered to help them out myself. Sean's attack is a big part of Oneric's sound. I'd rather you re-write the basslines than use a pick.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 11:59am edited May 9,2011 12:00pm
fair enough. i'm only speaking hypothetically anyways. i only wish i had more time available to try out for a project like this. FUUUU WORRK!!!



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 12:00pm
I wasn't arguing anything. Either technique is equally valid. It's not like there is anything you can do with fingers you can't do with a pick or vice versa (aside from slap obviously). It's a matter of tone. Some people prefer one or the other. If Mike and the other dudes in OR prefer to get a bassist who plays with his fingers that is their prerogative since it is their band. I think either one would sound good it the context of this band.

It doesn't matter much to me anyways. I was just offering my assistance.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 9,2011 12:02pm
only dickstyle is real.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 12:07pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
I'd rather you re-write the basslines than use a pick.


I don't see how what you would prefer has anything to do with this since you are not a member of the band lol.

Anyways, my offer stands. If they don't take me up on no sweat. All the dudes in the band are cool and I look forward to them continuing onward.



toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at May 9,2011 12:08pm
the bass lines on the recordings are tough to pick up on sometimes... do you guys have any visual sort of notation for these tunes? bass parts/guitar parts/whatever?



toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at May 9,2011 12:12pm
also, your myspace doesn't have the dates for those gigs you have booked. if you can make those known, you might at the very least get someone to fill in a little easier. I would be interested in helping out for those if everything can pan out. PM me if you'd be into that. i live in "all over" massachusetts. but i have transport and gear and all that shit... best of luck



toggletoggle post by ark at May 9,2011 12:13pm
yeah, somebody get this band a bassist.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 9,2011 12:15pm
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
I'd rather you re-write the basslines than use a pick.


I don't see how what you would prefer has anything to do with this since you are not a member of the band lol.

Anyways, my offer stands. If they don't take me up on no sweat. All the dudes in the band are cool and I look forward to them continuing onward.


no, RTTP is voting on who the new bass player is. to vote for Dana, text "RTTPLULZVOTE1"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 12:15pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i your


arrested



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 12:15pm
If they do require a pickless bassist Staples should do it. Khed is fahkin awesome.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 9,2011 12:16pm
to vote for dickstyle, text "DICKSPLZ"



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:16pm
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
I'd rather you re-write the basslines than use a pick.


I don't see how what you would prefer has anything to do with this since you are not a member of the band lol.


Oh, my preferences are irrelevant to what the band chooses. I was simply listening to your clips, reading your post that you haven't even listened to the songs, and hinting that you may be offering to fill a slot SLIGHTLY outta your league and style.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 12:17pm
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
If they do require a pickless bassist Staples should do it. Khed is fahkin awesome.


Only staples quitting abaroth for this band is real



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:17pm
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
If they do require a pickless bassist Staples should do it. Khed is fahkin awesome.


I have suggested this repeatedly. Staples is one helluva busy dude, but his style fits this band like no other I could think of. He'd really be perfect for it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 12:17pm
lol i think there are plenty who can vouch that this within Dana's "league" - myself included.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:20pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
lol i think there are plenty who can vouch that this within Dana's "league" - myself included.


Vouching, for me, comes from my ears. And my ears only have Dreaded Silence to go on.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 12:21pm edited May 9,2011 12:22pm
wouldnt you say thats hardly enough information then to make a judgement call like that?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:21pm
And again, I got nothing against picks. And I'm not picking on Dana. He'd be great for other shit, like my OWN material for starters. I just think his sound/style is not a match for OR. They're not a typical Black Metal sound, if they were I wouldn't be listening to em.




toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:22pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
wouldnt you say thats hardly enough information then make a judgement call like that?


Listening to 3 recording from two separate releases isn't a good basis to determine style and sound? Yer kidding.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 12:23pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]

Oh, my preferences are irrelevant to what the band chooses. I was simply listening to your clips, reading your post that you haven't even listened to the songs, and hinting that you may be offering to fill a slot SLIGHTLY outta your league and style.



Uh, you need to read again. I never said I haven't listened to the songs. I've listened to their demo a lot since it came out a few months ago and seen them at least a couple times. What I was saying was that I hadn't actually tried learning anything yet. The point being that I wasn't sure if I could learn everything in the time between now and their next show.

Really, I'm not sure why I need to defend myself to you since what you think doesn't matter at all.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:25pm
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]


Really, I'm not sure why I need to defend myself to you since what you think doesn't matter at all.


If my observation is truth, than surely it matters?

You play with a pick. OR has fingerpicked basslines. I pointed it out, and you make some shitty rebuttal about Chris Squire.

I love Chris Squire. I don't want that fucker in my second favorite black metal band either.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 12:26pm
none of this should really matter in black metal at all. personally OR has more death metal aesthetic than BM aesthetic, but that's just my opinion. It's still great.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 12:27pm
ITT: mad flava, heavy flow.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAAG NLI at May 9,2011 12:28pm
Only penis length in ratio to shoe size is real.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 12:28pm
if this disagreement gets escalated about how finger playing is better than pick playing (in most cases it is) in relation to a BLACK METAL sound, then I'm retiring from rttp and shaking my head in disgust.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 12:28pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I'm retiring from rttp and shaking my head in disgust.


repost



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:30pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
none of this should really matter in black metal at all. personally OR has more death metal aesthetic than BM aesthetic, but that's just my opinion. It's still great.


Yes, I hear a lot in there. I was talking to Mike, and he told me the different bands that all the members are into - it's a crazy mix of influences. But Mike alone is into more styles and shit than most people I know. It shows in his writing. Evil circus metal for the win!




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 9,2011 12:30pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
And again, I got nothing against picks. And I'm not picking on Dana.





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 12:30pm
you can still post in retirement. youre just sitting on a hypothetical beach with you legs kicked back, all while chuckling to yourself about all the newbs in the music scene here and being an elitist asshole.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:32pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
if this disagreement gets escalated about how finger playing is better than pick playing (in most cases it is) in relation to a BLACK METAL sound, then I'm retiring from rttp and shaking my head in disgust.


Actually, the argument isn't about better.

It's about what applies to the situation. This band uses fingerpick. It's a temp offer, from a player that doesn't finger pick. That's all I tried to point out, and it turned into an insult to his bassist pride. Odd, because all you have to do is listen to my own shitty bass playing to know I love using a pick.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 9,2011 12:33pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
you can still post in retirement. youre just sitting on a hypothetical beach with you legs kicked back, all while chuckling to yourself about all the newbs in the music scene here and being an elitist asshole.





toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:33pm
Aril, on a BEACH>?


I figured you'd retire to a cave, in the frostbitten nether realms of some mountain in a forest surrounded by fields of your own crops and reefer supplies.

And a satellite connection, for porn, of course.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 12:34pm
Im not a real bassist, so I use a pick too. I practice with fingers, but mostly love experimenting with slap style. The beauty of bass is about the different styles which can be applied, you're right.
About black metal, though; I usually don't give a fuck, unless otherwise specified with other genres in the sound.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 12:34pm
Metal is not a democracy. You don't get a vote just because you can breathe.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 12:35pm
only Fascist metal is real



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 12:38pm
I wasn't taking as in insult really. I just feel like you're splitting hairs. Anyways, neither of us is going to agree on this obviously.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 12:54pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
Aril, on a BEACH>?


I figured you'd retire to a cave, in the frostbitten nether realms of some mountain in a forest surrounded by fields of your own crops and reefer supplies.

And a satellite connection, for porn, of course.


clearly you've never met me.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 12:55pm
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
Metal is not a democracy. You don't get a vote just because you can breathe.


I never said I "get a vote". I never implied it either. In fact, I think I clearly stated my opinion DOESN'T matter to the band. That's twice you've said the same thing.

Doesn't mean the people that get votes might not draw the same conclusions about your playing I did.






toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 9,2011 12:57pm



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 9,2011 1:05pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]


It kills time, and keeps the thread bumped to the benefit of all. Nothing wrong with beating a breathing horse. Even if it is unconscious, and missing an eye.





toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 9,2011 1:07pm
1) make an rttp thread related to black metal
2) don't ask for anyone's opinion
3) aril gives his opinion and then says he doesn't care/threatens to quit rttp
4) PROFIT



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 9,2011 1:11pm
Misunderstanding threads and posts or gtfo



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 9,2011 1:14pm
I so transcended this thread yesterday, no need to understand anything.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 9,2011 1:23pm
elite transcendental forum posting ftw



toggletoggle post by bassistnosepicker at May 9,2011 1:41pm
I pick my noose with my fingers



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 9,2011 1:56pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]

Vouching, for me, comes from my ears. And my ears only have Dreaded Silence to go on.


Dana filled in with coffin birth for some shows a few months back and handled that. They're a much more technical band than we are, so if you had seen dana with them you'd know he can play more technically challenging basslines.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 9,2011 2:16pm
A shitstorm erupting in a thread AFTER my posts. This is a new one.

But I'd say Dana's plenty capable...and what-the-fuck-ever about the pick thing, it's a temp gig.



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 9,2011 4:00pm
oh fuck! This is terrible news, Sean is a awesome player! I love OR but I strongly doubt I'd be able to do it.
3 bands + 2 jobs + 1 girlfriend = staples being wicked busy

GOOD LUCK!



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 9,2011 8:03pm
Whoa, quite a bit has happened in my absence. Thanks for the offer, Dana. We have have found someone to play these shows/possibly continue on with us as a permanent member. I will certainly keep you in mind in the future if we need a fill in, I know you're a good bassist.

As far as fingers vs. pick, I offer the following: While I'm generally more impressed with bassists that use their fingers and have previously considered the bass to be meant as a finger picked instrument, my original post saying that we're looking for a dedicated, technically competent bass player does not specify finger picking or using a pick. I expect the new bassist to NOT play what Sean played. He wrote some pretty nasty bass lines, most notably in Cirque de Macabre and Ode to the Sleep Machines, but I expect the next bass player to have a different perspective and therefore write different bass lines. Sean wrote the lyrics for Of Gravity and Decay, and I will be writing new lyrics before we play that song live again/record the track.

In response to Aril, I don't agree that we have more of a death metal aesthetic, while I do realize you've basically only heard that 4 song demo. While we most certainly have elements of death metal in our tunes, I've always approached writing from a black metal foundation then expanding into other styles. A lot of our stuff, as most of you are familiar, really isn't even to be considered black metal. Brendan from OT and I have discussed this and he's dubbed us "weird metal." I'm strangely comfortable with that.

We're pumped about all the support we've received from you guys and look forward to playing our new material for you. We're continuing to find our sound with each new song we write and we think you'll enjoy them.

In closing, as previously stated, we may have found someone to step in to play bass for us but I'd like to keep auditions open a little longer for the sake of healthy competition. Hit me up if you're interested in coming down!

Thanks, everybody!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 10,2011 10:25am
awesome news, mike. i hope the fill-in works out and becomes permanent. looking forward to hearing new stuff.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 10,2011 10:51am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
awesome news, mike. i hope the fill-in works out and becomes permanent. looking forward to hearing new stuff.


this, that, and the other.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at May 10,2011 11:31am
Nice. Glad to hear you found someone. Like I said, I couldn't have really committed to being a permanent member so it's good you have someone with whom that might be a possibility. Keep on kicking ass dudes.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 15,2011 10:06am edited May 15,2011 10:08am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
none of this should really matter in black metal at all. personally OR has more death metal aesthetic than BM aesthetic, but that's just my opinion. It's still great.


this.

it's just typical that anytime a band has anything remotely close to black metal as an influence they are immediately thrown in as just another black metal band.

OR always struck me as having Death Metal influences, regardless of whether or not they play constant meedalies and chug chugs, it makes things more interesting than what you might consider to be a cookie cutter vesion of black metal



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 15,2011 10:11am
I hear all kinds of shit in OR, but Death Metal really isn't one of em.


Keep tuned, sounds like some crazy (in a good way) shit is going on with this band.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 15,2011 10:24am
There isn't much, but I remember watching them at the last show they played at Ralphs and they had one song in particular that had a section that sounded more dm influenced than anything else



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 15,2011 10:37am
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
none of this should really matter in black metal at all. personally OR has more death metal aesthetic than BM aesthetic, but that's just my opinion. It's still great.


Yes, I hear a lot in there. I was talking to Mike, and he told me the different bands that all the members are into - it's a crazy mix of influences. But Mike alone is into more styles and shit than most people I know. It shows in his writing. Evil circus metal for the win!



or

ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
I hear all kinds of shit in OR, but Death Metal really isn't one of em.


Keep tuned, sounds like some crazy (in a good way) shit is going on with this band.


change your mind much?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 15,2011 10:44am
Nope. I said YES to "None of this should really matter in black metal". I hear a LOT in OR, but death metal isn't really one of em.


Sorry you didn't understand me. If you know me, you'd know I don't ever change my mind, even when I'm wrong. I'm a pigheaded motherfucker.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 15,2011 10:45am
P.S. - I do hear DM in the drummer's playing, but that might only be because I know he's into DM.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 15,2011 10:48am
btw, i wasnt posting that in means to attack you, but i was reading through this thread and thought you changed your mind. i may not know you very well but i know you're too opinionated to changed your mind on something like that. so i couldnt help myself, had to point it out haha



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 15,2011 11:11am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Whoa, quite a bit has happened in my absence. Thanks for the offer, Dana. We have have found someone to play these shows/possibly continue on with us as a permanent member. I will certainly keep you in mind in the future if we need a fill in, I know you're a good bassist.

As far as fingers vs. pick, I offer the following: While I'm generally more impressed with bassists that use their fingers and have previously considered the bass to be meant as a finger picked instrument, my original post saying that we're looking for a dedicated, technically competent bass player does not specify finger picking or using a pick. I expect the new bassist to NOT play what Sean played. He wrote some pretty nasty bass lines, most notably in Cirque de Macabre and Ode to the Sleep Machines, but I expect the next bass player to have a different perspective and therefore write different bass lines. Sean wrote the lyrics for Of Gravity and Decay, and I will be writing new lyrics before we play that song live again/record the track.

In response to Aril, I don't agree that we have more of a death metal aesthetic, while I do realize you've basically only heard that 4 song demo. While we most certainly have elements of death metal in our tunes, I've always approached writing from a black metal foundation then expanding into other styles. A lot of our stuff, as most of you are familiar, really isn't even to be considered black metal. Brendan from OT and I have discussed this and he's dubbed us "weird metal." I'm strangely comfortable with that.

We're pumped about all the support we've received from you guys and look forward to playing our new material for you. We're continuing to find our sound with each new song we write and we think you'll enjoy them.

In closing, as previously stated, we may have found someone to step in to play bass for us but I'd like to keep auditions open a little longer for the sake of healthy competition. Hit me up if you're interested in coming down!

Thanks, everybody!


glad to see you guys have found a replacement tho! i know someone who is a huge fan of yours that would love to try out on bass if you guys are still holding auditions. let me know if you want and ill give you their contact info.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 15,2011 12:06pm
lol at the fact that my phone just tried to auto correct Oneiric with Generic.

only Generic Realm is real



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 15,2011 1:10pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
There isn't much, but I remember watching them at the last show they played at Ralphs and they had one song in particular that had a section that sounded more dm influenced than anything else


Yeah I know exactly the part you're talking about it's a straight up dm part for sure. My opinion on our dm influences has already been stated.

Hahaha generic realm. We said that pretty close to the inception of the band and haven't heard it since. Autocorrect wins again.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 15,2011 1:55pm
Alexecutioner said[orig][quote]
lol at the fact that my phone just tried to auto correct Oneiric with Generic.

only Generic Realm is real






SEPARATED AT BIRTH? YOU MAKE THE CALL.

lol



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 15,2011 2:35pm
ITT: long overdue connections made.



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at May 15,2011 3:08pm
Itt: bass is wikkid bro



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 2:29pm
I would like to OFFICIALLY announce that we have found the new bassist for Oneiric Realm; Kate Hale. I'm sure a lot of you know her, and like me, I'm sure many of you had no idea that she plays bass. She impressed the hell out of us all in her audition and we're looking forward to working with her.

Big thanks to Alx_Casket for stepping up and playing our last two shows with us on short notice.

We'll be taking a break from shows for a month or two as we solidify the lineup and finish some new material we've been working on. We'll have what we think you'll find to be pleasant surprises upon our return to the stage.

Thanks for the continued support.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 6,2011 2:40pm
Goes without saying, but it was my pleasure playing with you guys and I wish you best of luck with the surprises you have in store.

I'll be continuing with Closed Casket as we finish our long-awaited full length, and intend to start playing out with my side project Barren Oak later this year.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jun 6,2011 2:40pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
We'll have what we think you'll find to be pleasant surprises upon our return to the stage.


I anticipate corpse paint and backwards Bruins hats. Just remember, I called it first!



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 6,2011 2:42pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
I would like to OFFICIALLY announce that we have found the new bassist for Oneiric Realm; Kate Hale. I'm sure a lot of you know her, and like me, I'm sure many of you had no idea that she plays bass. She impressed the hell out of us all in her audition and we're looking forward to working with her.

Big thanks to Alx_Casket for stepping up and playing our last two shows with us on short notice.

We'll be taking a break from shows for a month or two as we solidify the lineup and finish some new material we've been working on. We'll have what we think you'll find to be pleasant surprises upon our return to the stage.

Thanks for the continued support.


i hear your new bassist is pretty hot.

i also hear your new bassist is "a dick in an asshole"

can't wait for you guys to play more shows!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 6,2011 2:47pm
congrats guys, glad to hear you're officially a full band. looking forward to the new stuff.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 2:52pm
Kate is totally boss. i also had no idea she played bass until recently lol. cant wait to check it out.



toggletoggle post by asmordian kalm at Jun 6,2011 2:58pm
this band is now a poser band. great.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 6,2011 2:58pm
great band just got officially more better.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jun 6,2011 3:00pm
oneric realm's practices now include co-ed slumber parties.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 3:00pm
asmordian%20kalm said[orig][quote]
this band is now a poser band. great.


oh ya?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 3:00pm
asmordian%20kalm said[orig][quote]
this band is now girlfriend metal. great.


FIX'D



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 3:01pm
HA!



toggletoggle post by asmordian kalm at Jun 6,2011 3:02pm
yea just wanting attention by adding a girl with plugged ears in the band. fuck this band.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 3:05pm
i'm sure kate has already done way more for this music scene than your lame ass complaining.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 3:06pm
Lulz



toggletoggle post by asmordian kalm at Jun 6,2011 3:07pm
poser thursdays? hahaha. give me a break. boston is elite..



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 3:10pm edited Jun 6,2011 3:10pm
you just gave yourself up. :P



toggletoggle post by askingformore kum at Jun 6,2011 3:10pm
I wanted co-ed slumber parties. I need more kum for my assformoredic realm.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAG at Jun 6,2011 3:11pm
Take your "buddy-buddy" trolling elsewhere. Your kind: not permitted.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2011 3:16pm
play a 96 string bass or false.



toggletoggle post by KOBOLD SLAUGHTER RECORDS at Jun 6,2011 3:18pm
BASEMENTUM high priest LORD SINISTER VON DOOMENSTEIN announces his displeasure with this gyno-syncophant poser band ONEIRIC REALM (or should I say, ONEIRIC SMELL-M) and their estrogenous leanings. ASMORDIAN KALM is a fellow elite warrior, many a time have we met in noble combat; on several occasions his Primeval Titan has bested my Black Lotus. FULL SUPPORT, BRETHREN

DEFY THE FALSE PINK ONES

NO MOSH - NO FRIENDS - NO GIRLS - NO POKEMON



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 3:19pm
dick is no longer bro-nieric realm.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2011 3:22pm
only REALM ON HEATHEN is real.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 6,2011 3:32pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
play a 69 string bass or false.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 6,2011 3:56pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
asmordian%20kalm said[orig][quote]
this band is now girlfriend metal. great.


FIX'D


this burgeoning subgenre just got better



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 6,2011 4:06pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 6,2011 4:10pm
lol



toggletoggle post by KateTheGreat  at Jun 6,2011 4:20pm
Well, I'm glad you'd all like to be "elite" and bad mouth my music before you hear me. All you have "against" me is I'm a woman who plays bass and you apparently don't like that. So be your pussy self somewhere where its appreciated by you and your elite buddy buddy pals because no one here cares.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 6,2011 4:24pm
TAKE YA TOP OFF



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 6,2011 4:24pm
.......And then the Come at me Bro meme's enter.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 6,2011 4:25pm
haha, my girlfriend is awesome.

let her music speak for itself, instead of anon trolls getting threatened by a female musician



toggletoggle post by KateTheGreat  at Jun 6,2011 4:26pm
Aww
you poor babies will get over it =]



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 4:26pm
this thread needs moar face scratching



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 6,2011 4:27pm
this thread needs more pillow fighting.



toggletoggle post by dick the prick at Jun 6,2011 4:44pm
no more farting at band practice!



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jun 6,2011 4:45pm
I had no clue kate played bass! This is awesome news and I can't wait to hear this sheeet



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Jun 6,2011 4:47pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
.......And then the Come at me Bro meme's enter.





toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 6,2011 4:50pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
Kevord said[orig][quote]
.......And then the Come at me Bro meme's enter.




haha, nicely done



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 6,2011 4:59pm
only 8bit bass is real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2011 5:23pm
Kate, welcome to RTTP hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 6,2011 5:26pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Kate, welcome to RTTP hahahaha


haha i told her the same thing



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 6,2011 5:26pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Kate, welcome to RTTP hahahaha
. Get Butt hurt or GTFO



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 6,2011 5:35pm
This band is now OFFICIALLY the trendiest local band. Burns is nothing but a trendwhore who eats trendy Greek Salads at Christo's in Brockton. I once sharted out the Commuter Rail door in his general direction.
Having a girl in the band now, eh? asmordian kalm trollfag is right. FUCK THIS BAND. GIRLS CAN'T BE MUSICIANS. Wait, are bass players musicians? lul!

SM: 10



toggletoggle post by KateTheGreat  at Jun 6,2011 5:40pm
the best welcome ever haha



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 5:41pm
in b4 obligatory Tits or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 6,2011 5:42pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
I got Butt hurt about Ghost about it


fix'd



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 6,2011 5:46pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Kevord said[orig][quote]
I got Butt hurt about Ghost about it


fix'd
. What was that? (Takes off glasses) I was too busy reading the new Revolver to find hot new trends to follow.



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Jun 6,2011 5:46pm
I don't see what the big deal is. Nobody has ever had a problem with nachzehrer having a girl for a signer. Granted she does have a beard, but she's still a lady.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 6,2011 6:19pm
KOBOLD%20SLAUGHTER%20RECORDS said[orig][quote]


NO MOSH - NO FRIENDS - NO GIRLS - NO POKEMON


hahaha no pokemon!?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 7:44pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
This band is now OFFICIALLY the trendiest local band. Burns is nothing but a trendwhore who eats trendy Greek Salads at Christo's in Brockton. I once sharted out the Commuter Rail door in his general direction.
Having a girl in the band now, eh? asmordian kalm trollfag is right. FUCK THIS BAND. GIRLS CAN'T BE MUSICIANS. Wait, are bass players musicians? lul!

SM: 10


Loled so hard.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 6,2011 9:12pm
asmordian%20kalm said[orig][quote]
poser thursdays? hahaha. give me a break. boston is elite..


Boston and Worcester need to meet in Chinatown for a tornado of fisticuffs.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 9:28pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
tornado
Too soon! :P



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 6,2011 9:31pm
Do a thunderstorm about it.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 9:55pm
I'll think about it.



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Jun 6,2011 10:00pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
asmordian%20kalm said[orig][quote]
poser thursdays? hahaha. give me a break. boston is elite..


Boston and Worcester need to meet in Chinatown for a tornado of hugs.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 6,2011 10:07pm edited Jun 6,2011 10:08pm
AMOROK666 said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]
asmordian%20kalm said[orig][quote]
poser thursdays? hahaha. give me a break. boston is elite..


Boston and Worcester need to meet in Chinatown for a TSUNAMI OF DRUGS.



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Jun 6,2011 10:09pm
DRUG HUGS FTW!!!!!



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 10:28pm
ITT: elitism to PLUR in 3.5 seconds



toggletoggle post by Scrotey McBoogerballs at Jun 6,2011 10:32pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
AMOROK666 said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]
asmordian%20kalm said[orig][quote]
poser thursdays? hahaha. give me a break. boston is elite..


Boston and Worcester need to meet in Chinatown for a TSUNAMI OF DRUGS.


Worcester people will bring weed. Boston people will bring coke.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 6,2011 10:36pm
Scrotey McBoogerballs is the best screenname ever.



toggletoggle post by ghey_faguettes at Jun 6,2011 10:45pm
posbleak said[orig][quote]
Kevord said[orig][quote]
.......And then the Come at me Bro meme's enter.




haha Emily, I love you. Also Kate rules.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jun 6,2011 11:40pm edited Jun 6,2011 11:42pm
ROFLROFL at the trollfest.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 6,2011 11:47pm
All the dishes in the world must be washed and all the clothes ironed.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2011 11:50pm
this thread should make me a sandwich



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 6,2011 11:53pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
All the dishes in the world must be washed and all the clothes ironed.

Fuck that. Throw it in the dryer for 20 minutes.

Weak troll front though. "You're not tr00." ... Yeah, we know that.



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jun 7,2011 1:12am
AMOROK666 said[orig][quote]
I don't see what the big deal is. Nobody has ever had a problem with nachzehrer having a girl for a signer. Granted she does have a beard, but she's still a lady.

I see you and Mikes relationship as friends hasn't change.. fuckin great.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 7,2011 1:20am
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Kevord said[orig][quote]
All the dishes in the world must be washed and all the clothes ironed.

Fuck that. Throw it in the dryer for 20 minutes.

Weak troll front though. "You're not tr00." ... Yeah, we know that.


hahah burnsy it has been tr00 ever since the "pink floyd jazz part" and "the hat"



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 7,2011 1:23am
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Kevord said[orig][quote]
All the dishes in the world must be washed and all the clothes ironed.

Fuck that. Throw it in the dryer for 20 minutes.

Weak troll front though. "You're not tr00." ... Yeah, we know that.


hahah burnsy it has been tr00 ever since the "pink floyd jazz part" and "the hat"

Haha. I dunno, I think that's when we started getting kvlt.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 7,2011 7:34am
Burnsy should start wearing a hat ala Stian Aaarstad.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 7,2011 8:37am edited Jun 7,2011 8:40am
Generally speaking, female musicians, given the ratios that actually play in bands, are often an untapped underrated resource, under the theory that anytime half the population is heavily underrepresented there's a vacuum of potential talent that could be there but isn't.

ITT we thus learn that dick may be bro, but also that chick is sis. Or something.

My only complaint to Kate is that she didn't get this job by first posting a reply thread called "Oneiric Bassist Seeks Realm". I think we were all waiting for that punchline.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 7,2011 8:39am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
only dickstyle is real.


Dick is style.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 7,2011 8:42am
Don't plan on playing a couple days a month now.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jun 7,2011 11:09am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Burnsy should start wearing a waboutamann shirt.





toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jun 7,2011 11:18am
hahaha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 7,2011 11:21am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I once sharted out the Commuter Rail door in his general direction.
this has me lulzerating right now



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 7,2011 11:23am
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
KOBOLD%20SLAUGHTER%20RECORDS said[orig][quote]


NO MOSH - NO FRIENDS - NO GIRLS - NO POKEMON


hahaha no pokemon!?


i want to see a pikachu fucking a gyrados



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 7,2011 11:51am
Rule 34



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jun 7,2011 12:24pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
KOBOLD%20SLAUGHTER%20RECORDS said[orig][quote]


NO MOSH - NO FRIENDS - NO GIRLS - NO POKEMON


hahaha no pokemon!?


i want to see a pikachu fucking a gyrados


That's such a one sided battle why would you even suggest that? Everybody knows that Pikachu is an electric type and Gyrados is a water type, therefore any all electric type moves will be super effective (4x stronger) than they would normally be. DUH.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jun 7,2011 12:26pm
Oops, read that as "fighting" my bad.. Hahaha



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 7,2011 12:38pm
Only Pokemon Gold for Gameboy is sucks.



toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Jun 7,2011 12:52pm
If they're fucking, wouldn't a Gyrados dick be like way huge for a pikachu? And a pikachu dick be way small for a gyrados butthole?



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 7,2011 1:05pm



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 7,2011 1:20pm
apparently you guys haven't seen the angry black guy loves pokemon video. i would fuck the shit out of jiggly puff, and make the bitch sing to me: "JIIIIIIIIGGLY PUUUUUUF SUCK A MEAN NIGGA DICK!"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 7,2011 1:21pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 7,2011 1:44pm
Only having a pokemon gold game saved on my smartphone is real. FUCK YOU ELITE FOUR



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jun 7,2011 1:54pm
Only Pokemon White is real.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 7,2011 2:12pm
ONLY CALLING YOUR FERALIGATOR "SEBEK" IS REAL



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jun 7,2011 4:08pm
I LOVE MY FERALIGATOR.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 7,2011 4:10pm
thread took a disturbing turn.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 7,2011 4:19pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 7,2011 4:22pm
THAT'S BETTER



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 7,2011 4:24pm
Best RTTP bassist in history.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 7,2011 4:28pm
ATTN: RICH HORROR
RE: DOGPLOWED



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jun 7,2011 5:33pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 7,2011 5:37pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 8,2011 12:49am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
play a 96 string bass or false.


close...



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 8,2011 2:40pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
play a 96 string bass or false.


close...



bennyhillifier


that chick is uuuuuuuuug-LY.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 9,2011 2:16pm
bump



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Aug 9,2011 2:21pm
There is no reason for this bump.



toggletoggle post by Bloblovesmusic at Aug 9,2011 2:27pm
Now I have bootylicious stuck in my head



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 9,2011 2:29pm
I don't think I'll ever be ready for this jelly.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Aug 9,2011 2:50pm
anonymous said[orig][quote]
bump


It's not Oneiric Realm who needs a bassist anymore (they found one), you must be thinking of Twoiric Realm.



No, you've got the wrong number, this is 9 1 .... 2.



toggletoggle post by the prophecy of the oracle at Aug 9,2011 8:19pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
There is no reason for this bump.


there will be.. all in due time. bass players dont stick around that long.



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