ThIs BaNd SucKS. I HAVE seen THEM twice SO Far anD eVerY Time They just Remind me of Hipsters ForciNg the MusIc AGain. I havE SeeN the MemBERS aRound ProvidENCE ThayEr Street SO they Are Hipsters FOR SURE.

cool typing bro

annoying typing bro. i cant believe i read the whole thing

THE WHOLE THING

there is nothing avant garde about Thrillhouse, I assure you.

I guess I could see hating them if you hate fun.

NO FUN IN METAL.

ONLY MISERY.

arms folded with scowl or GTFO.

i saw them in april and thought they were pretty damn good.

real nice dudes too

TI ND SKJ I HAVE THEM SO D D VY T T R H FN MI AG I E SN MBERS R PENCE TE S SO A H FOR SURE

That's all I heard.

HE'S CRACKED THE CODE

Haha. I only know two of the guys in thrillhouse and they are the farthest thing from hipsterdom

i only know two of the guys in thrillhouse and they baguette eating frenchie loving poopoo head turd doggs

we're such hipsters, we put cocaine in our dick holes

Say goodbye to your dickholes.

Thrillhouse = dudes who get laid 1000X more than OP

OR SAY HELLO TO BIGGER DICKHOLE

ΧΑΛΑΖΙ, ΕΊΜΑΙ ΛΕΩΝΙΔΑΣ, ΙΔΡΥΤΗΣ ΚΑΙ ΒΑΣΙΛΕΥΣ ΤΗΣ ΣΠΑΡΤΗΣ. ΣΕ ΈΝΑ ΠΡΟΣΦΑΤΟ ΕΠΙΧΕΙΡΗΣΙΑΚΟ ΤΑΞΙΔΙ ΣΤΟ ΤΟΚΙΟ, ΒΡΕΘΗΚΑ ΣΕ ΈΝΑ ΤΗΛΕΟΠΤΙΚΟ ΠΑΡΚΟ, ΌΠΟΥ ΈΝΑΣ ΤΑ Ο ΤΟΠΙΚΌΣ ΕΦΗΒΙΚΌΣ ΑΓΌΡΙ ΕΊΜΑΙ ΠΡΟΣΠΑΘΏ ΝΑ ΑΠΟΖΗΜΙΏΝΩ ΕΞΟΠΛΙΣΜΌΣ ΑΠΙΣΤΕΥΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΜΙΚΡΟΣΚΟΠΙΚΌΣ ΚΟΛΠΟΣ ΤΟΥ ΜΕ ΤΟ ΠΑΊΖΩ «ΤΗΣ ΕΠΑΝΆΣΤΑΣΗ ΧΟΡΌΣ ΧΟΡΌΣ» ΜΠΡΟΣΤΑ ΑΠΌ ΜΙΑ ΟΜΑΔΑ ΑΘΩΩΝ ΙΑΠΩΝΙΚΩΝ ΚΟΡΙΤΣΙΩΝ. ΓΕΛΟΥΣΑ ΣΤΙΣ ΣΚΑΝΔΑΛΩΔΏΣ ΑΠΛΟΪΚΕΣ ΔΕΞΙΟΤΗΤΕΣ ΤΟΥ, ΑΠΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΩΣΑ ΤΟ ΓΙΓΑΝΤΙΑΙΟ ΑΓΆΠΗ-ΡΟΠΑΛΟ ΜΟΥ ΚΑΙ ΕΡΙΞΑ ΤΟΝ ΟΡΜΗΤΙΚΟ ΑΝΔΡΟΠΡΕΠΕΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΣΤΟ ΠΡΟΣΩΠΟ ΤΗΣ ΝΕΟΛΑΙΑΣ, ΣΥΝΤΡΙΒΗ ΤΟΥ ΚΡΑΝΙΟΥ ΤΟΥ. ΕΠΕΤΥΧΑ ΕΠΕΙΤΑ ΜΙΑ ΕΚΤΙΜΗΣΗ «ΑΑΑ» ΣΤΟ ΤΡΑΓΟΎΔΙ «ΑΝΏΤΑΤΑ 300» ΧΡΗΣΙΜΟΠΟΙΏΝΤΑΣ ΜΌΝΟ ΤΟ ΓΡΉΓΟΡΟ ΚΥΜΑΤΙΣΜΌ ΠΑΘΙΑΣΜΕΝΑ ΜΟΥ ΆΚΑΜΠΤΟ ΦΑΛΛΟΣ. ΟΙ ΥΓΡΟΙ ΓΥΝΑΙΚΕΙΟΙ ΠΑΡΑΤΗΡΗΤΕΣ ΗΤΑΝ ΗΔΗ ΣΤΗ ΜΕΣΗ ΤΟΥ ΠΑΘΟΥΣ ΑΠΟ ΤΗΝ ΕΞΟΥΔΕΤΕΡΩΣΗ SCENT ΤΟΥ ΣΩΛΉΝΑ ΤΕΣΤΟΣΤΕΡΌΝΗΣ ΜΟΥ, ΕΤΣΙ ΤΟΥΣ ΑΦΗΣΑ ΝΑ ΚΑΤΑΠΙΟΥΝ ΤΟ ΟΓΚΩΔΕΣ ΠΈΟΣ-ΚΡΕΑΣ ΜΟΥ ΚΑΙ ΤΟΥΣ ΕΠΝΙΞΑ ΣΤΟΝ ΦΎΛΟ-ΑΦΡΟ. ΑΥΤΟ ΕΓΓΥΩΜΑΙ.
[translation] HAIL, I AM LEONIDAS, FOUNDER AND KING OF SPARTA. IN A RECENT OPERATIONAL TRAVEL IN TOKYO, I FOUND ITSELF IN A TELEVISION PARK, WHERE A LOCAL ADOLESCENT BOY I AM I TRY TO COMPENSATE EQUIPMENT INCREDIBLY HIS MICROSCOPIC GULF WITH HIM I PLAY “HER REVOLUTION DANCE DANCE” FRONT FROM A TEAM PROVOCATIVE JAPANESE [EPIGAMA] GIRLS. LAUGHING IN HIS SCANDALOUSLY UNSOPHISTICATED DEXTERITIES, I RELEASED MY GIANT LOVE-CLUB AND THREW HIS IMPETUOUS VIRILITY IN THE PERSON OF YOUTH, CRASH OF HIS SKULL. I THEN ACHIEVED A ESTIMATE “[AAA]” IN SONG “MAXIMUM 300” USING ONLY THE FAST UNDULATION PASSIONATELY MY INFLEXIBLE PHALLUS. THE HUMID FEMININE OBSERVERS THEY WAS ALREADY IN THE MIDDLE OF PASSION FROM NEUTRALISATION SCENT OF MY PIPE OF TESTOSTERONE, THUS I LEFT TO THEM TO SWALLOW MY BULKY PENIS-MEAT AND THEM I DROWNED IN THE SEX-FOAM. THIS I GUARANTEE.

I thought People Equal Shit

I thought cash rules everything around me.

i thought George Zimmer's balls were as smooth as eggs

I thought

super nice guys and serious musicians...someone's a hater.

I'd start a hipster band with George Zimmer called "Giant Love Club" in a snap

WTF^

Not enough spelling errors to be a Sevared records shirt.

That same band has sweatpants that say "100% Pedophilia" down the side of the leg, so obviously we're talking about some real Ivy League scholars here.

this made me LOL

just a big red x on a grainy b+w photo background, weird.

ITT: Pirate Treasure buried in Tanks.