New site? Maybe some day.
Forever Skies Falling
These Listless Eyes
Leave My Arms
August Closing Fast
Feed Me Your Lies
you get the idea
Asking Alexandria
is the worst band name ever and probably has painfully obnoxious shirts to match.
This shit is still happening?
How has this been allowed?
Miss May I
Jamie's Elsewhere
Our Last Night
Sleeping With Sirens
Memphis May Fire
I See Stars
My Ticket Home
Ten After Two
Like Moths To Flames
We Are Defiance
The Plot In You
Outline In Color
The Dream The Chase
The Subtle Way
The Bright Star Alliance
Dream on, Dreamer
This Romantic Tragedy
Marilyn Is Dead
We're Not Friends Anymore
A Time To Forget
Mozart Seaon
Eyes Like Diamonds
Bullets and Belvedere
We Own the Sky
A Skylit Drive
Skyscrapers Walk Among Us
A Midsky Surrender
herbrightskies
Sienna Skies
If you read that whole paragraph of names, it reads like a poem that snooty people would enjoy
We're Not Friends Anymore .... Wow that says it all
im asking you people to MAKE UP YOUR OWN
not give me ones that already exist
im asking you people to MAKE UP YOUR OWN
not give me ones that already exist
I honestly can't tell the difference.
^ lol
Mourning Autumn Azaleas
Dreaming Dreamy Dreams
Skyline Skies
Stupid Bullshit Poetry ...Sky
Her Visible Tampon String
Herpes Ever After
Hepatic Tissue Fermentation
Painting My Lies
Alone, Loving None
Thy Lives Collide
I Had A Breakfast Sandwich, It Tasted Bad
I Have To Shit
.....no, really, I have to take a shit
Forever the Bro
Metalcore the Vneck
A Pretty Sweet Dick
Clean The Dishes Forever
Stopped At A Red Light
Leopard Leopard
This shit is still happening?
How has this been allowed?
The funny thing is that the actual current bands using this formula have to stretch so far that the names sound like parodies of metalcore bands...
Upon the Loins of Stalone
Hepatic Tissue Fermentation
I see what you did there.
Peanut butter and jelly bastard
Remembering the Forgetting
only stars are real
only the sky is real
only tanks are real
only bova is real
only suicide is real
only dreams are real
amidoinitrite?
bennyhillifier
because I felt this fit the thread topic, even though the video is from 2000 - 01
offals blessed by bastards of panzer
Sullen Hymns Fallen Son Of Grey Unto Dusk.................... blea.
dark clouds opening my veins, in vain.
blood, shed in vain.
keith bennet.
tap dancing on graves.
F0rC3F3dT0fU
Her Auburn Kiss... Fainted Sky Fallen... A Drastic Sunrise... Uh i dont know whatever
I saw this on the Weather Channel once, not as a band name, but for a story... A Portrait of January
Tuesdays with Morrie
The Today Show
Mass General Hospital
I'm kinda surprised that hasn't been done yet
Those homos don't listen to Opeth...even they aren't THAT gay
Those homos don't listen to Opeth...even they aren't THAT gay
you would take a vneck band over opeth? thats sad.
Dreams of Bova, I slayed the Killer Wail, What's Halpining hotstuff?
Sweeps. Oh wait...
On crimson wings. FUCK
Black my heart. Jesus!
Terminally your aborted... Oops
Her Visible Tampon String
lol'd
Those homos don't listen to Opeth...even they aren't THAT gay
you would take a vneck band over opeth? thats sad.
Let me fix what I meant:
Those homos don't listen to Opeth...even
OPETH aren't THAT gay
anyone who wears a vneck is gay or is questioning sexuality.
anyone who wears a vneck is gay or is questioning sexuality.
I'm gonna go ahead and plead bulldog neck, here.
plus, y'know, blowing dudes
Black eyed please
the defense rests
the unimaginable demise of derp
Wyatt Derp
River View Suicide
it was upon crimson wings. or was that a combo of on broken wings and upon crimson wings?
Son of the children of dying
children of the dying son in autumn
Sullen Taints Burning Eternal
Winters Scrotal Grasp
My Eyes See Horizons
Number Four With Large Fries
Gerbils Amok Within Bowels
autumn skies reflected by the dead sea
tuesday brings tragedy
the butt that wore cologne*
an undramatic affair
regarding juliana
what brought these tears
XSHECRIESWHENITRAINSX
*credit goes to sophie for this one
anticlimactic suicide.
broken dreams of an abused orphan
tuesday brings tragedy
the butt that wore cologne*
an undramatic affair
regarding juliana
what brought these tears
XSHECRIESWHENITRAINSX
*credit goes to sophie for this one
lol at "regarding juliana"
anyone who wears a vneck is gay or is questioning sexuality.
I'm gonna go ahead and plead bulldog neck, here.
plus, y'know, blowing dudes
what is bulldog neck?
drownd in a 5gal. bucket
all in a day dreaming of suicide
flowers withering on an endless vine of shit
alone in a room on a grey day
waiting for vyvian forlorn in the rain with wet shoes
v-neck qah-weeers in spin kick misery
waiting for vyvian forlorn in the rain with wet shoes
for some reason I lolled
ChargoggagogmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamoggChargoggagogmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamogg
waiting for vyvian forlorn in the rain with wet shoes
for some reason I lolled
because you have medium taste in humor
Partly Cloudy Skies
I Cry Because I'm A Fag
Go To Your Room
In the Corner
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
You Would If You Had Gauged Ears
I Split My Girl Pants
Partly Cloudy Skies
I Cry Because I'm A Fag
Go To Your Room
In the Corner
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
You Would If You Had Gauged Ears
I Split My Girl Pants
these sound like anal cunt b-side track titles..
I'm gonna go ahead and plead bulldog neck, here.
what is bulldog neck?
like where a normal t-shirt fits like a shirt and tie. DISPROPORTIONATE is what we're saying, here.
open e chug
hipsters with attitude
i sing tough, then i cry
My highschool gf dumped me
the sky is
my dad bought our van
I'm LOLing at a lot of these
I'm willing to bet the vast majority of these band names are either already in use or will be used in the near future.
asking nicely
prelude to a memory
failing hearts fainting
a description of her eyes
too much, too late
god these are too easy
lol the original name for Hard No.9 was
The Time Before You Turn ...which would probably qualify for this list.
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