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returntothepit >> discuss >> "The Church of Glen Benton" by FuckIsMySignature on Aug 5,2011 11:03am
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 5,2011 11:03am
LULZ

"The Church of Glen Benton. A place for only TRUE metalheads to bow down and worship and learn of the Gods of Death Metal along side the high priest and primary teacher of death who is no other then the Devil himself, Glen Benton, the vocalist and studio vocalist of two sexy ass bands such as Deicide and Vital Remains. This is a Church that with a priest such as Benton and the gain of as many true followers as possible, we will raise our horns and destroy the world,never to be overthrone."


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toggletoggle post by LucidCurse at Aug 5,2011 11:36am
Only the church of el duce is real.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 5,2011 11:41am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 5,2011 11:54am
should be "Church of Terrible Vocals"



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 5,2011 12:30pm
LucidCurse said[orig][quote]
Only the church of el duce is real.





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 5,2011 12:35pm
good lord, no



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 5,2011 1:40pm
Chruch of Will Rhamer of Latter Day Saints or GTFO



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 5,2011 1:43pm



toggletoggle post by BlessedOffalNLI at Aug 5,2011 6:24pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Chruch of Roger Beaujards ridiculous Star Wars logo shirt of the inset of Chainsaw Dismemberment or GTFO



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 5,2011 6:30pm
That sounds like a religion I could subscribe to.



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