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returntothepit >> discuss >> Kill it, cook it, eat it by largefreakatzero on Sep 20,2011 1:20pm
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toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 1:20pm
Step one, hunt and shoot partridge (with dogs, of course).



Step two, find killer recipe.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/northern-onta...partridge-ruffed-grouse/detail.aspx

Step three, prepare.



Step four, skarf mightily.


Alot of cooking/dishes for a Monday night, but damn this came out great. Also have leftovers for tonight. I even managed to pull off the gravy, I usually fuck up gravy and sauce.




toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Sep 20,2011 1:25pm
your dogs look fucking identical... same litter?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 1:26pm
Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 20,2011 1:27pm
Don't just stare at it, eat it.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 1:28pm
It was consumed with ferocity.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 20,2011 1:41pm
I wold stab those tomatoes in the face and munch them.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 1:49pm
Aaron Pepelis: the scourge of vegetables everywhere.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 20,2011 1:56pm
kill it, cook it, eat it, or you're a pussy



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Sep 20,2011 1:59pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels...


inbeastcestiality



toggletoggle post by BradsauceNLI at Sep 20,2011 2:16pm
I don't hunt or eat meat, but your dogs are fucking awesome and that food looks amazing.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 20,2011 2:19pm
step 5 oh god i ate the dogs by accident
step 6 ????
step 7 PROFIT!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 2:32pm
BradsauceNLI said[orig][quote]
I don't hunt or eat meat, but your dogs are fucking awesome and that food looks amazing.


Thanks dude -- the dogs will hump your leg to show their appreciation.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 2:33pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
step 5 oh god i ate the dogs by accident
step 6 ????
step 7 PROFIT!


I suppose if you wrapped them in bacon...



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Sep 20,2011 3:08pm
This food thread > my food thread.

Makes me wish that I lived in a place where I could hunt! Or alternatively, I wish I could train my cat to help me hunt pigeons and squirrels in the city.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 20,2011 3:52pm
Shit looks fucking good.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 20,2011 4:03pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels...


Thread is missing crucial dog boners from last dog hunting thread



toggletoggle post by Seth at Sep 20,2011 4:32pm
This is a real show on the bbc in australia, they go through the whole process from when the animal is killed like they did hear. I loved the show and then the audience would eat the dead animals. From the time they either stunned or sliced the animals to the abattoir and then the oven and to the dinner plate. Great show. It must be on you tube. I approve of this link!! :2Horns:



toggletoggle post by Seth at Sep 20,2011 4:34pm
http://youtu.be/AgKVg1uvwQQ I could watch this show all day.



toggletoggle post by Seth at Sep 20,2011 4:38pm



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 7:19pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
This food thread > my food thread.

Makes me wish that I lived in a place where I could hunt! Or alternatively, I wish I could train my cat to help me hunt pigeons and squirrels in the city.


I bet if I added some of that funky mushroom into the dish before baking...epic noms.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 7:21pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yup, they are litter mates, both male. Which makes when they hump each other wrong on multiple levels...


Thread is missing crucial dog boners from last dog hunting thread


Note to self: fluff dogs before next photo op...



toggletoggle post by FAIL TROLL at Sep 20,2011 7:29pm
FAIL TROLL THINKS DOGS LOOK BETTER TO EAT THAN REST OF THAT SHIT

DOGS ARE VERY TASTY BUT AMERICANS ARE FAIL AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 20,2011 7:32pm
Seth said[orig][quote]
http://youtu.be/AgKVg1uvwQQ I could watch this show all day.


Good show idea. I think that if you are a meat-eater, you should be willing to kill anything you're willing to eat. If not, go vegetarian. Personally, I'll kill just about anything that is edible.



toggletoggle post by FAIL TROLL at Sep 20,2011 7:37pm
I KILL DOGS PLENTY THEN ALWAYS EAT

GOOD EATS DOG IS EPIC FOOD

EPIC TROLL ALWAYS EAT WHAT IT KILL

EVEN FAIL TROLL EAT WHAT IT KILL



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Sep 21,2011 9:16am
Bow hunting or false. Save bullets for people.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 21,2011 10:45am
Uh, they're shotgun shells, not bullets. I thought you were from VT, you are talking like a flatlander.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 21,2011 12:14pm
Mutis said[orig][quote]
Save bullets for people.







toggletoggle post by Eet meet at Sep 21,2011 12:28pm

Tangle dangle mangle strangle.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Sep 21,2011 12:49pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Uh, they're shotgun shells, not bullets. I thought you were from VT, you are talking like a flatlander.


Rifled Slug or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 21,2011 1:16pm
I have a slug barrel for my Mossberg 835, but there wouldn't be much bird left if you hit it with a slug. If I bother to deer hunt this year, I'll probably try to take one with my .44 mag handgun.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Sep 21,2011 1:17pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
I have a slug barrel for my Mossberg 835, but there wouldn't be much bird left if you hit it with a slug.


Mutis said[orig][quote]
Bow hunting or false.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 7,2011 9:34am
Last Sunday's limit of pheasant and woodcock:



The birds are all vacuum-sealed and frozen, will post more delicious game concoction when I prepare them.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 7,2011 9:41am
I woke up to the sound of gun fire



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 7,2011 9:49am
Yeah, duck/goose opened earlier this week. I'm sure the guys are out on the river this morning, especially after 2 mornings of frost. That will definitely get the migrating birds moving good.

NH coastal waterfowling is waaaaay better than central NH waterfowling. We just don't have enough migrating birds stopping in this neck of the woods.



toggletoggle post by ark at Oct 7,2011 10:28am
this flatlander longs for a day where he can hunt with dogs.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 7,2011 10:34am
I know plenty of guys in MA that run dogs, just requires commitment and it helps to work with a pro in the beginning -- do it up!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 7,2011 10:35am
And you guys have much better duck/goose hunting down there. I just got a picture from my buddy in RI, him and a group of guys got 19 mallards this morning.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 7,2011 3:05pm
i hope i can go hunting someday. sounds like a lot of fun.



toggletoggle post by sxealex nli at Oct 8,2011 11:40pm
fully support this... wouldnt hunt it myself but way better than buying from disgusting animal farming



toggletoggle post by ernie   at Oct 17,2011 3:18am
woodcock>cows



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 17,2011 9:52am
Yesterday's hunt, 1 grouse (sorry, "pahtridge") and 3 woodcock (limit):



I was by myself, some deer hunters took the picture for me. Sorry, this one does have my ugly mug. Ticks were HORRIBLE, never seen anything like it. Must have picked 25 to 30 ticks off of each dog, then had to give them a bath.

Freezer is getting stocked -- will have to make a feast soon...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 21,2011 4:08pm edited Nov 21,2011 4:09pm
OK, here we go with another delicious installment: Woodcock Poppers.

1. Thaw frozen breasts and soak in milk for 4 to 5 hours. Woodcock are strong-tasting, the milk helps with that and removes some blood.

2. Remove from milk and place in marinade -- red wine, worcestershire, minced garlic, salt and white pepper. Marinate overnight.

3. Pound breasts flat and place on a strip of bacon.

4. Spread cream cheese on breast and place a slice of jalapeno on that. Roll them up in the bacon and secure with toothpick -- looks like this when they're prepped:



5. Either broil or grill. I opted for grilling, but had to switch to indirect heat due to flare-ups (would help if I gave the grill a good cleaning, but fuck that)



6. Remove when bacon is just about crisped and skarf mightily.



These things were delicious. I would actually cook them a little less next time, but it didn't matter, they were still awesome.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 21,2011 4:16pm
Pro-tip: consume balance of wine not used in marinade.



toggletoggle post by justinvaettir  at Nov 21,2011 4:29pm
take me hunting with your dogs. never hunted woodcock, but used to hunt partridge every fall.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 21,2011 4:46pm
Shoot me an email: andy dot westcott at gmail dot com

Woodcock is closed for the season, but partridge runs through end of year -- we'd need to go above the notch for better partridge hunting though.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2011 5:17pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
this will make your Woodcock Pop.

Pound breasts flat, Spread cream cheese on breast, and skarf mightily.



you are a sick man.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 21,2011 5:59pm
Thank you.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid nli at Nov 21,2011 6:48pm
RTTP hunter/gatherer dinner sometime in the late spring/early summer?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 21,2011 8:33pm
I'll need to do some more killing first.



toggletoggle post by delicious_peppered_salami at Nov 21,2011 9:24pm



toggletoggle post by justinvaettir  at Nov 22,2011 8:49am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
we'd need to go above the notch for better partridge hunting though.


I'm from the white mountains. used to walk lots of tall grass and orchards in the fall. never had a bird dog, though.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 22,2011 9:23am
The dogs definitely make things easier, plus it's just fun watching them work. Especially for retrieves, they'll just about always come up with a dead or crippled bird, where we would be looking for them for an hour.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 3,2012 11:59am
From a recent hunt for eiders in RI:







Eiders eat mainly mussels and taste like shit, so I breasted them out and grilled them up for the dogs. Hell, they earned the birds, they might as well enjoy them. The stinky breasts disappeared in record time to say the least.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 2,2012 10:03am
Latest installment, grilled landlocked salmon. "Fillet & Release" method practiced here.

Purty photo of downrigger and leadcore rig:


Old guy (me) with 3.5lb landlocked salmon:


Fillets marinating in balsamic & spices:


Grillin':


Served with brown rice pilaf and peas:


'Twas skarfed mightily. Until next time, tight lines, foghats...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 2,2012 10:08am
hilarious. I heard about fishing season being open in NH/ME and thought of you on the way into work.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 2,2012 10:15am
It was chilly. We were the first ones to the Sunapee boat launch at 5:30am yesterday and it was 25 degrees. Hence my marshmallow man attire.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 23,2012 3:40pm
Though these fish were released instead of eaten, I will still share. Quick local solo mission on Saturday afternoon yielded 4 largemouth and 2 smallmouth (those are bass for those not in the know). They were in a prespawn pattern, so I pounded a rocky, windy shoreline with the spinnerbait pictured.









They ranged from 1.5 to 2.5lbs. Tight lines, foghats...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2012 4:36pm
good you let these babies go. I think the biggest fresh water bass I ever caught was about 6 lbs. though where I fished the inability of little kids to safely remove hooks from mouths/gills dropped the average size of the fish we caught to under a pound.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 23,2012 5:01pm
I don't keep freshwater bass, they're more fun to fight than to eat.I think my biggest largemouth was about 7+. I didn't have a scale, but I did have witnesses before I released it.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Apr 23,2012 5:01pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
From a recent hunt for eiders in RI:







Eiders eat mainly mussels and taste like shit, so I breasted them out and grilled them up for the dogs. Hell, they earned the birds, they might as well enjoy them. The stinky breasts disappeared in record time to say the least.


you in Newport or Jamestown? That's my hometown bridge in the background.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Apr 23,2012 5:03pm edited Apr 23,2012 5:12pm
actually, I dont think you can hunt with a gun like that in NPT...maybe thats the Mt Hope Bridge?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 23,2012 5:04pm
We were in Jamestown, just on the edge of the harbor. That is indeed the Newport bridge in the grim, foggy background.



toggletoggle post by floatingeyecorpse at Apr 23,2012 5:26pm
I have a hand me down Remington 1100 thats in immaculate condition, I usually just shoot trap with it but want to try hunting. Also I really would like to go rabbit hunting with my .22



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 23,2012 5:33pm
Take the hunter safety course and you'll be good to go. 1100 is a solid shotgun. I have a buddy that runs beagles for rabbits, it's a fun hunt.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 23,2012 5:36pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
actually, I dont think you can hunt with a gun like that in NPT...maybe thats the Mt Hope Bridge?


It's just a shotgun, not a rifle.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 25,2012 10:22am
I usually fish catch & release for bass, but this one got throat-hooked and was doing the float of death:



Not being the wasteful sort, he went into the "deathwell" and was my dinner Monday night. Fillet, dredge in flour/cornstarch, dip in egg, dredge in flour/cornstarch again, pan fry, and fish sammiches for dinner:



Friggin' tasty if I do say so myself. Until the next installment, tight lines, foghats...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 25,2012 10:40am
This is a tasty thread.



toggletoggle post by LucidCurse at Jul 25,2012 12:12pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
This is a tasty thread.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 25,2012 1:40pm
We aim to please.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 10,2012 2:33pm edited Dec 10,2012 2:33pm
Since the board sucks now, I figure it's time to post some more pictures of dead shit and outdoors stuff.

Opening day (Oct 1st) afternoon solo mission -- 2 pheasant, 2 woodcock in 2 hours.




Nothing died this trip, just a boat ride on the CT River to scout for ducks.




Yesterday, solo mission just above the Notch. Shot these 2 partridge as a report double (1 flushed, I shot him, the other flushed on the shot, I shot him too). Also walked about 5 miles and the only signs of life was 1 dude walking into a cut.




The cooking/eating will be coming soon. I have buddies coming up to help me with yardwork this weekend and my freezer is full of BRIDS that need to be eaten.



toggletoggle post by cat lover at Dec 10,2012 2:38pm
kill your dogs and eat them because dogs suck.



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