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returntothepit >> discuss >> 3 DAY PASS TO THE WINTER IS COMING FEST AVAILABLE NOW by DragonWind62 on Jul 2,2012 4:21pm
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toggletoggle post by DragonWind62 at Jul 2,2012 4:21pm
get them while they are hot. 3 day pass and you get to see great bands like Woe and Fen. Definitely worth getting with awesome percs. WBAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET THEM NOW!



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 2,2012 4:43pm

To all bands playing Winter Is Coming Festival!! We have not sent out the emails yet...We will be sending emails to your facebook account. If you prefer us to send it to another email, please let us know. You should be getting emails with all the details of the festival, what time you will be going on, and load in time. Like I said in the earlier post, once you receive the email, you have up to one week to respond to us. If you do not respond to us, then we'll assume that you do not care to play the festival, and we'll throw you to the serpents, and get another band to take your spot.

We should know in two weeks about the main headliner. Sometimes these things take longer then expected. Please just bare with us.

3 day passes will be on sale Monday morning on 7/2/2012 on http://​www.wickedmusicshop.com/ for $85.00 there will only be a limited amount of 3 day passes. So get them while they are available. Tell all your family and friends. THERE IS NO GUEST LIST. IF YOUR FRIENDS COME TO THE FEST THEY CANNOT SAY THEY ARE WITH YOU GUYS HELPING YOU LOAD IN EQUIPMENT. NO ONE GETS INTO THIS FEST FREE. WE DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY SAY THEY ARE YOUR BAND MANAGER. EVERYONE PAYS, SO ALL THE BANDS CAN GET PAID. LEGION WILL BE THERE TO HELP YOU WITH LOAD IN, LOAD OUT AND WHERE TO SET UP AND BACK LINE. The only thing that we will have at the doors is a list of the people that purchased the 3 day passes.

3 Day Pass-gets you in early into the venue (get your beer before there are mad people), no waiting in line, there will be a special meet and greet, gets you access into the band VIP tent, and a door gift. Compliments of the Dark Gods....

if you need more info, and for some reason you can not reach me here, you can also contact me at lordviall@houseovthelegion.org

Remember....WINTER IS COMING, NEW ENGLAND!!! PREPARE FOR COLD AND DARKNESS!!!

-LORD VIALL-



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 2,2012 4:50pm
Brevity is not coming.



toggletoggle post by eyeroller at Jul 2,2012 4:56pm
Crowd is not coming.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 2,2012 4:57pm
lol at $85



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 2,2012 5:01pm
A talent agent is sitting in his office, and this family walks in. Man, woman, two kids and a little dog. The talent agent says, “Let’s see what kind of an act do you do.”

So the family gets completely undressed. The man starts fucking his wife. The daughter starts jerking off the son, who is fisting his mother while she’s riding her husband, who in turn starts fingering the dog’s asshole.

Then the father gets up and starts jerking off the son. Then the mother lies down and the daughter starts pissing on her mother’s face. The dog shits on the the mother. Then the father starts jerking off onto his daughter’s face, who then starts fistfucking the dog. The dog’s O-ring blows wide open, blood AND SHIT SPLATTER EVERYWHERE, and NOW EVERYONE IS FUCKING AND SUCKING in this puddle of BLOOD and SHIT and PISS and CUM. Do you want me to start it from the beginning?

Then suddenly, the daughter pulls out a pocket knife and STABS HER FATHER IN THE LEG. But as she stabbed him, the man was sucking off the boy, and as the man clenches in pain, he BITES OFF HIS SON’S COCK in what can best be described as a fit of agony. BLOOD SQUIRTS EVERYWHERE. In fact, SO MUCH BLOOD is coming out of the boy’s penis so fast THAT THE PENIS IS BEING PROPELLED THROUGH THE AIR BY THE SPRAY OF BLOOD LIKE A LITTLE RED BOTTLE ROCKET, as so often happens under these circumstances.

THEN THE DAUGHTER pulls a WIRE COAT HANGER OUT OF THE SUPPLY CLOSET and starts untangling it, while the newly-castrated son is rubbing PEANUT BUTTER INTO THE DAUGHTER’S ASSHOLE, which the DOG IS LICKING OUT FASTER THAN THE BOY CAN SMEAR IT IN. It’s sort of an ass-Spackle, you see.

And DURING ALL OF THIS, THE WIFE RAMS AN UMBRELLA UP HER HUSBAND’S ASS, AND TRIES TO OPEN IT. BUT THEN THE DOG GETS DIARRHEA FROM EATING SO MUCH PEANUT BUTTER THAT HE SHITS RUNNY DIARRHEA IN THE CORNER OF THE OFFICE, RIGHT ON TOP OF WHERE THE BOY’S ONCE-AIRBORNE COCK HAS NOW COME TO REST. THE MAN THEN GETS A SUDDEN BURST OF INSPIRATION, as artistic people are often prone to do, WALKS TO THE CORNER, YANKS THE UMBRELLA OUT OF HIS ASS, AND STARTS PISSING ON HIS FAMILY, using a distinct left-to-right motion, you know, like one of those sprinklers. BUT THEN DISLODGING THE UMBRELLA CAUSES ALL THIS SHIT TO CASCADE DOWN HIS LEGS ONTO THE DOG’S SHIT, ONTO THE YOUNG BOY’S BLOODY SEVERED COCK.

Now pay attention here, because this is where things start to get a little out of hand. THE YOUNG GIRL FINALLY GETS THE COAT HANGER UNTANGLED, AND THEN JAMS THE HOOK END OF THE HANGER RIGHT UP HER CUNT, AND STARTS PUMPING HERSELF FURIOUSLY with the coat hanger. THE WOMAN TRIES SUCKING THE BOY OFF, BUT IS REMINDED BY THE SPRAYS OF BLOOD FROM HIS SCROTUM TO HER FACE…THAT HIS COCK LAY LIFELESS IN THE CORNER UNDER A PILE OF SHIT AND BLOOD AND PISS. SHE’S THINKING ALL OF THIS…WHILE FINGERING HER OWN ASSHOLE.

SO INSTEAD OF SORTING THROUGH THE MESS, because really, who has that kind of time, THE WOMAN STARTS SHOVELING HANDFULS OF SHIT IN HER MOUTH UNTIL SHE FEELS THE STIFF BLOODY DONG BRUSHING THE BACK OF HER THROAT, AMIDST ALL THE BLOOD AND SHIT AND PISS AND SWEAT–OH, THE SWEAT–INTO HER MOUTH.

THE YOUNG GIRL FINALLY YANKS THE COAT HANGER OUT OF HER PUSSY, AND LO AND BEHOLD AT THE END OF THE WIRE HOOK IS DANGLING A SIX-MONTH-OLD FETUS. THE DAUGHTER GRABS THE FETUS BY THE UMBILICAL CORD AND STARTS SWINGING THE FETUS IN A CIRCULAR MOTION OVER HER HEAD LIKE A BOLO WHIP. AND IT’S MAKING A WHOOSH-WHOOSH SOUND. Whoosh-whoosh and so forth.

THE WOMAN PULLS THE BOY’S DICK OUT OF HER MOUTH AND STARTS FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS WITH THE SEVERED COCK. THE MAN STARTS EATING OUT THE DAUGHTER’S ASS, AND IS DELIGHTED WHEN HE REALIZES HE CAN STILL TASTE THE PEANUT BUTTER, ONLY THIS TIME, IT’S EXTRA CRUNCHY.

MEANWHILE THE BOY HAS PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THE BLOOD AND SHIT AND PISS AND CUM AND IS HASTILY REACHING FOR INTRAVENOUS FLUIDS, UNTIL THE DAUGHTER SWINGS THE FETUS AT THE BOY’S HEAD, AND SHE KNOCKS HIM UNCONSCIOUS WITH THE FETUS. THEN THE DOG RUNS OVER AND STARTS EATING THE FETUS WHILE THE DAUGHTER STARTS SUCKING THE BLOOD OUT OF HER BROTHER’S SCROTUM.

Then EVERYONE STANDS UP and they all take a bow.


“That’s an interesting act,” the talent agent says, which was really kind of an understatement when you think about it.”What do you call it?”

“We call it,” the family says in unison, “Winter Is Coming!”



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 2,2012 5:10pm



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at Jul 2,2012 5:15pm
" Legion will be there to help you load in....."
"Skip the line, no waiting......"
" MEET & GREET" ?!?!
"VIP BAND TENT"?!?!
pure innuhwehb fukkin' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 2,2012 5:25pm
Don't forget your free gift at the door!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Jul 2,2012 5:47pm
Looking forward to hearing how fast these passes fly out the door!



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jul 2,2012 6:06pm edited Jul 2,2012 6:07pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]

“We call it,” the family says in unison, “Winter Is Coming!”




toggletoggle post by not slag at Jul 2,2012 7:30pm



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jul 2,2012 7:56pm
We are just going to drink on stage. Meet us at the VIP tent after and buy us more drinks.



toggletoggle post by satanist at Jul 3,2012 2:42am
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
We are just going to drink on stage. Meet us at the VIP tent after and buy us more drinks.
Yup....



toggletoggle post by satanist at Jul 3,2012 2:46am
NO Guest list??? and at over 20 dollars a day...fucking bullshit....



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Jul 3,2012 3:40am
HAHAHA I feel like this entire thing is one big troll. THis cannont be true.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jul 3,2012 9:10am
Band now has 16 members.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 3,2012 9:42am
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Band now has 16 members.
If I go I'll play the kazoo.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Jul 3,2012 10:02am
Black Thrash Crass Ritual



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jul 3,2012 11:18am
OP is doing all our meeting and greeting. Naked bloodletting and excrement rituals in the Hot Topic tent. Hail fucking satan.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Jul 3,2012 11:47am
satanist said[orig][quote]
NO Guest list??? and at over 20 dollars a day...fucking bullshit....


also, this ^



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Jul 3,2012 12:02pm
If a three day pass is $85 I would have to assume a one day ticket is at least $30. How the fuck do they justify that? The fest is mostly locals.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 3,2012 12:07pm
BRING BACK THE COOS COUNTY FEST



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jul 3,2012 12:17pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 3,2012 1:58pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]

THERE IS NO GUEST LIST. IF YOUR FRIENDS COME TO THE FEST THEY CANNOT SAY THEY ARE WITH YOU GUYS HELPING YOU LOAD IN EQUIPMENT. NO ONE GETS INTO THIS FEST FREE. WE DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY SAY THEY ARE YOUR BAND MANAGER. EVERYONE PAYS, SO ALL THE BANDS CAN GET PAID. LEGION WILL BE THERE TO HELP YOU WITH LOAD IN, LOAD OUT AND WHERE TO SET UP AND BACK LINE. The only thing that we will have at the doors is a list of the people that purchased the 3 day passes.


This sale DOES NOT APPLY to any CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records.



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