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returntothepit >> discuss >> and the most overrated bass player in the history of music is.. by overrated bass player reward on Jul 9,2013 3:19pm
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toggletoggle post by overrated bass player reward at Jul 9,2013 3:19pm
LES CLAYPOOL. Seriously I can anything is does with my eyes shut. Why do people worship him??? Overrated garbage of a bassist



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 9,2013 3:37pm
Pffffft



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 9,2013 3:42pm
OP listens to breathless hype, is crestfallen when reality doesn't match up, makes a thread



toggletoggle post by DYA is ANALYZING THIS THREAD at Jul 9,2013 3:42pm
You win the Spence award.



toggletoggle post by death-metal  at Jul 9,2013 7:08pm
overrated%20bass%20player%20reward said[orig][quote]
LES CLAYPOOL.


Agreed. Cute trickery, not a substantive musician. Also boring music.



toggletoggle post by nli at Jul 9,2013 7:16pm
I CAN ANYTHING IS DOES TOO



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 9,2013 7:18pm
Gerry Lee. Archetypal F-word C-word N-word.



toggletoggle post by death-metal  at Jul 9,2013 10:38pm
He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Jul 9,2013 10:40pm
All that slappidy-slap-slap shit is gay gay gay, trying to replicate the sound of someone's balls on their chin. Gay.



toggletoggle post by Ancient Master nli at Jul 9,2013 11:33pm
He did a great job engineering Malmsteens Rising Force album...oh whoops wrong Lester Claypool, never got the appeal of this guy



toggletoggle post by dude hangs dong at Jul 9,2013 11:38pm
death-metal said[orig][quote]
He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?


Thomas Kinkade is a pervert and drunk, support.



toggletoggle post by death-metal  at Jul 9,2013 11:40pm
dude%20hangs%20dong said[orig][quote]
death-metal said[orig][quote]
He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?


Thomas Kinkade is a pervert and drunk, support.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Kinkade

RIP 2012



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 10,2013 3:51am edited Jul 10,2013 3:52am
I listened to quite a bit of Primus in my day but never really got into any of Les Claypool's other projects. Frizzle Fry, Sailing the Seas of Cheese, and Tales From The Punchbowl all still get random spins from me once in a blue moon.

Also, I lol'd when I opened the thread because I had a feeling it was going to be a Les Claypool thread upon seeing the title...



toggletoggle post by dude hangs dong at Jul 10,2013 8:22am
death-metal said[orig][quote]
dude%20hangs%20dong said[orig][quote]
death-metal said[orig][quote]
He does wail like a vegisexual impaled on a horse dong, but he has chops. I just don't find their music anything other than the sonic equivalent of Thomas Kinkade art. Schmaltz?


Thomas Kinkade WAS a pervert and drunk, support.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Kinkade

RIP 2012


Hah, and fixed.




toggletoggle post by AndrewBastardENELI at Jul 10,2013 8:57am
Rex Brown



toggletoggle post by Elitist King Thūndérstøòl at Jul 10,2013 9:11am
AndrewBastardENELI said[orig][quote]
Rex Brown

YOUR PENIS!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!



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toggletoggle post by death-metal  at Jul 10,2013 9:25am
Wasn't Les Claypoole the Metallica bassist who died after playing "Analstasia, pulling teeth" on the roof of the tour bus while Ozzy dive-bombed it in a jet plane? Come on have some respect guyse.



toggletoggle post by hungtableeed at Jul 11,2013 7:31pm
You guys are fucking pussies. Even just the shit he does with primus is some of the most innovative psychedelic rock out there, especially of our time. I know that it's not br00tal with sick blast beats and sweet tremolo picking, but primus is arguably one of the most unique bands. I've never heard any other band that sounds even a little bit remotely like them and that's a fact.



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toggletoggle post by Ancient Master nli at Jul 12,2013 2:26am
I just farted and ive never heard something so innovative before! You are all pussies if you dont bow before my asshole



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 12,2013 3:48am
hungtableeed said[orig][quote]
You guys are fucking pussies. Even just the shit he does with primus is some of the most innovative psychedelic rock out there, especially of our time. I know that it's not br00tal with sick blast beats and sweet tremolo picking, but primus is arguably one of the most unique bands. I've never heard any other band that sounds even a little bit remotely like them and that's a fact.


I say this not to bag on Primus but sometimes when nobody else sounds like a particular band, it's for a reason...



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