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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug by Alx_Casket on Dec 13,2013 9:12am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 13,2013 9:12am
Anyone seen this yet?



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Dec 13,2013 12:08pm
Yep



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 13,2013 12:29pm
Worth seeing? Did you get a Smaugburger at Denny's?



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Dec 13,2013 12:51pm
Hobbit Slams all around!

Lots of fun if you like boss dragons and barrel rides and can stomach a little non-canon filler!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 13,2013 12:59pm
2/10



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 13,2013 1:33pm
i can't wait. i don't care what it's like, i just want to see a movie with hobbits, orcs and a dragon.



toggletoggle post by GeminiII at Dec 14,2013 3:55pm
Worth seeing



toggletoggle post by Spence at Dec 14,2013 3:59pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
2/10



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Dec 14,2013 5:05pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
2/10
Did you really see it yet? I was going to go today but I had to work.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 18,2013 12:32am
Wasnt very good except smaug



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 18,2013 2:37am
Oh no! Spence left Ryan for Aril?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 27,2013 12:17am
1000x better than An Unexpected Journey. Embellishments and inaccuracies be damned. Ths was an awesome movie, and Smaug is the greatest thing I have ever seen in a film. The only downside I've found to these movies is they lack the emotional weight of impending doom the LOTR trilogy has.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 27,2013 8:43am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Ths was an awesome movie, and Smaug is the greatest thing I have ever seen in a film.


This. whatever small issues this movie has are completely crushed by how unbelievable Smaug is.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 27,2013 8:47am
I thought Smaug's depiction was nothing more than mediocre.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 27,2013 8:59am
That's because you are a joyless sack of manflesh.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 27,2013 9:01am
Indeed I am. I don't like my dragons CGI.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 27,2013 9:02am
I agree. Smaug definitely needs to be real.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 27,2013 9:09am
I would rather ride an actual luck dragon because they are real and wink at you.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 27,2013 9:22am
You would rather ride LeAnn Rimes?




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 27,2013 9:27am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 27,2013 12:44pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Indeed I am. I don't like my dragons CGI.
real dragons or gtfo.



toggletoggle post by mmm at Dec 28,2013 12:32am
Tauriel is a sexy bitch




toggletoggle post by unchain_the_wolves at Dec 30,2013 4:16am
They did an awesome job with Smaug. The last 45 minutes were great but the other then that I thought it was meh. Pretty much what I expected. I hate the orcs. They should have kept them like they did in the LOTR movies.



toggletoggle post by Spence at Dec 30,2013 4:12pm
mmm said[orig][quote]
Tauriel is a sexy bitch



Kate or GTFO




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 30,2013 8:09pm
This movie made me feel like I never even read The Hobbit. There's so much extra bullshit going on its not even the same story.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 31,2013 1:53am
This is the worst movie I've seen in theaters which is an accomplishment because I saw Star Trek:Insurrection and Ang Lee's Incredible Hulk in theaters.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 31,2013 10:12am
Spence said[orig][quote]
mmm said[orig][quote]
Tauriel is a sexy bitch



Kate or GTFO



How about actual Tolkien characters or GTFO. The circular logic behind all this made up shit is a slap in the face.

"We think there's too much story in The Hobbit to tell in just one film so we'll make it three 3 hour films"

Which somehow turns into

"Woah, you hate all these extra characters and made up stories? Well wtf man we had to fill 9 hours worth of film somehow."



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 31,2013 10:25am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 31,2013 2:17pm
I feel really stupid in retrospect for thinking that a Hobbit trilogy was going to be a good thing. But it wasn't like it's The Secret Life of Walter Mitty where it's an 8 page (?) short story that needs to be blown up to be adapted. The Hobbit is a 300+ page book that already has a very deep and detailed story arc.

They invented a problem in adjusting the length, and used it to sneak in a female lead and a goofy love story to make it digestible to the 0.0001% of the population that wasn't going to see the move.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 31,2013 2:33pm
I am ok with it if there is a 2 hour Battle of 5 Armies.



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