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returntothepit >> discuss >> Two New England KEVORD shows opening for whatever band people think is cool by KEVORD. on Oct 28,2014 12:50pm
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toggletoggle post by KEVORD. at Oct 28,2014 12:50pm
oh wait he doesn't know how to make music



toggletoggle post by CJ Peeper at Oct 28,2014 12:59pm




fags



toggletoggle post by RTTPOLITICAL AD DEPARTMENT at Oct 28,2014 12:59pm
The poster above is not responsible for the poor musical choices or battle vests.



toggletoggle post by Tim Riley Headbanging to Acapella at Oct 28,2014 2:00pm



toggletoggle post by TimRiley at Oct 28,2014 2:04pm



toggletoggle post by Truth at Oct 29,2014 7:37pm
Kevord is the new Notshaver. Except he replaces being a shitty front man with having gay hair (growing it out because of peer pressure from being big shot codex exec) and running a zine. Talking shit on bands when he can't even play one note on a guitar. Making sure to suck the cocks of the band of the week and ink their interviews for his faggot zine with their semen



toggletoggle post by Team Norshaver at Oct 29,2014 7:46pm



toggletoggle post by Bump at Oct 29,2014 8:07pm
Didn't even start the zine. Inherited it from a junkie



toggletoggle post by Truth at Oct 29,2014 8:09pm
KEVORD is a fucking poser!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF FAIL at Oct 29,2014 9:23pm
ITT: Autistic samefag trolls everybody too cool to be his friend. Thinks he wins. Loses at life.



toggletoggle post by Trollfag Identified at Oct 30,2014 12:56am



toggletoggle post by Fagord at Oct 30,2014 1:08am




toggletoggle post by the truth at Oct 30,2014 11:23am
Truth said[orig][quote]
Kevord is the new Notshaver. Except he replaces being a shitty front man with having gay hair (growing it out because of peer pressure from being big shot codex exec) and running a zine. Talking shit on bands when he can't even play one note on a guitar. Making sure to suck the cocks of the band of the week and ink their interviews for his faggot zine with their semen
at least notshaver was in an actual BAND and had long hair before he decided to grow it out to be mr cool death metal guy



toggletoggle post by the real truth at Oct 30,2014 12:44pm
Nobody gives a shit what anonymous faggets on RTTP have to say.



toggletoggle post by ok at Oct 30,2014 1:04pm
ok



toggletoggle post by ok so... at Oct 30,2014 1:30pm
the%20real%20truth said[orig][quote]
Nobody gives a shit what anonymous faggets on RTTP have to say.
...then why even respond? Obviously someone hit a nerve, because if you really did not give a shit, you wouldnt need to respond, would you?



toggletoggle post by the real truth at Oct 30,2014 1:35pm
Notice how the same fagget keeps posting.



toggletoggle post by real question at Oct 30,2014 1:36pm
the%20real%20truth said[orig][quote]
Notice how the same fagget keeps posting.
you gonna cry?



toggletoggle post by the real truth at Oct 30,2014 1:37pm
Notice how the same fagget keeps crying.



toggletoggle post by samefagtha at Oct 30,2014 1:41pm
come on man dont cry, it's just some anons on the internet, it will be alright



toggletoggle post by the real truth at Oct 30,2014 1:44pm
Troll identify fail. Suck a dick, fagget.



toggletoggle post by allaboutME at Oct 30,2014 1:44pm
there she goes making it all about her again. this time, as a cyberbully counselor.



toggletoggle post by the real truth at Oct 30,2014 1:45pm
Notice how the same fagget posted twice.



toggletoggle post by samantha's fishy bush at Oct 30,2014 1:49pm
the last ten or so posts were all me



toggletoggle post by back on track people at Oct 30,2014 1:55pm
try to stay on task. this thread is about all of KEVORDs musical accomplishments and how they have helped to pump new life into the underground, elevating him to become the first rock star who has never actually been in a band.



toggletoggle post by suggester of things you already did at Oct 30,2014 2:03pm
Get not booked on any shows about it.



toggletoggle post by the real truth at Oct 30,2014 2:06pm
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20FAIL said[orig][quote]
ITT: Autistic samefag trolls everybody too cool to be his friend. Thinks he wins. Loses at life.



toggletoggle post by RTTP department of cancer diagnosis at Oct 30,2014 2:09pm
suggester%20of%20things%20you%20already%20did said[orig][quote]
Get not booked on any shows about it.
Everyone who read this post now has brain cancer.



toggletoggle post by Christian Weston Chandler at Oct 30,2014 2:13pm
Those damn dirty trolls took away my true and honest sweetheart!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 30,2014 2:18pm
oh man.



toggletoggle post by adult diaper at Oct 30,2014 2:36pm
I am so wet right now.



toggletoggle post by samantha's fishy bush at Oct 30,2014 2:49pm
adult%20diaper said[orig][quote]
I am so wet right now.
me too



toggletoggle post by suggester of things you already did at Oct 30,2014 3:05pm
Got rejected about it.



toggletoggle post by uhm at Oct 30,2014 3:20pm
suggester%20of%20things%20you%20already%20did said[orig][quote]
Got rejected about it.
rejected from what? by whom? you are going to have to be more specific samantha



toggletoggle post by ipod in ur pod at Oct 30,2014 3:29pm
the guy that runs apple is a HOMO



toggletoggle post by Battle Vest at Oct 30,2014 3:37pm
this thread hurts me in the feelz



toggletoggle post by evaluate general at Oct 30,2014 3:48pm
uhm said[orig][quote]
suggester%20of%20things%20you%20already%20did said[orig][quote]
Got rejected about it.
rejected from what? by whom? you are going to have to be more specific samantha





toggletoggle post by Kevord's porno debut at Oct 30,2014 3:52pm



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Oct 30,2014 4:42pm



toggletoggle post by Lady Gaga at Oct 30,2014 4:55pm
It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are
She said, 'cause He made you perfect, babe
So hold your head up,
girl and you'll go far
Listen to me when I say

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be

Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice of truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth

A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M
I love my life, I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah

I'm beautiful in my way,
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

Don't be drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're orient

Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way

No matter gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive

No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, yeah

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
I was born this way, hey
I was born this way, hey
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

I was born this way, hey
I was born this way, hey
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey



toggletoggle post by obvious answer man at Oct 30,2014 5:10pm
born this way


That's what fetal alcohol syndrome will do to you, OP. Sorry about your mom.



toggletoggle post by Troll identified? at Oct 30,2014 5:25pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 31,2014 9:31am
Kevord‘s%20porno%20debut said[orig][quote]


maybe that is what I will be for Halloween.



toggletoggle post by RTTP veteran and battle vest aficionado at Oct 31,2014 10:46am
At least make it funny if you're going to troll people.



toggletoggle post by battle vest inspector at Nov 1,2014 12:18pm
Did Kevord actually earn his vest? Sources inform me that Kevin is too cool to have actually attended a show once a month for the last 5 years. At least Wren earned his jacket. Death to false metal vest wearers.



toggletoggle post by Butthurt is Coming at Nov 1,2014 2:33pm
RTTP%20veteran%20and%20battle%20vest%20aficionado said[orig][quote]
At least make it funny if you're going to troll people.


Consider the source, anon. Consider the source.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF CRYBABY TROLLS at Nov 1,2014 2:33pm



toggletoggle post by merch purchases are the measure of a man at Nov 1,2014 2:35pm
battle%20vest%20inspector said[orig][quote]
At least Wren earned his jacket.


pfffffffffffff



toggletoggle post by Faggots at Nov 1,2014 6:10pm
Bunch of slack jawed fashionistas around here.



toggletoggle post by Wat at Nov 1,2014 11:33pm
itt images that are seated into your brain :(



toggletoggle post by Seent dat shit at Nov 2,2014 9:55am
He's a butler to his girlfriend too



toggletoggle post by not just a butler at Nov 2,2014 10:32am
a porter too



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Nov 2,2014 1:15pm
I'm impressed that I make people this mad by just existing and for the most part keeping to myself.



toggletoggle post by shutup_fagget _ at Nov 2,2014 2:35pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
I'm impressed that I make people this mad by just existing and for the most part keeping to myself.


Shutup fagget



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