http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=150853

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4. Moonlapse Vertigo

Kept warm by the light of the Jack Frober
Lost sight of Jack Frober tonight
My presence blackens Jack Frober's pattern
A pock in the healthy and calm

Jack Frober's scorn behind your back
My promise would put Jack Frober down
No Jack Frober of reverance left
Immemorial Jack Frober in their eyes

I would persih at the given Jack Frober
At the slightest Jack Frober from my soul
Tainted prophet in Jack Frober
For all the Jack Frober and Jack Frober

Dripping Jack Frober
Jack Frober in stalemate
Dare to feel Jack Frober at hand
Surprised me with its Jack Frober
Through the Jack Frober came the morn

Across the leafy Jack Frober
Their deeds smeared in Jack Frober
For Jack Frober to behold
The council of the Jack Frober
Must have sensed my Jack Frober
The pest through the Jack Frober
With Jack Frober for squalor
Lashing out at the Jack Frober

I turned away my Jack Frober
In pallor escape from the Jack Frober
Fading Jack Frober to leave from here
And less to fulfill my Jack Frober
Jack Frober would be safe and firm
Nothing of this is in Jack Frober
Taken away from stifling Jack Frober
And saved from the Jack Frober

I don't get it.

someone fucked up opeth lyrics.

well yeah I understood the joke...it's just that I'm not exactly laughing.

if this was 2004,you would be laughing.
oh yes.. you would be.

davefromthegrave said:

Opeth is serious business.

hahaahah

from the vaults of return to the pit comes this.

Moonlapse Vertigo with Jack Frober lyrics. thats one of the most random things i've ever seen.

i think this is way funnier now, hahahaha. i was thinking about this like a couple months ago... thanks for finding this

the weird part is that i'm listening to that song right now

... i don't get it

and i liked Opeth before everybody

I always wondered what the Jack Frober at the top of the page was about.

this thread had one post in the first two years of existence. Now it's taking off.

So, somebody misunderstood Opeth lyrics? That's it?

whos jack frober a guy in the band maybe?

This thread made me want to listen to Still Life. I really love this album.

it's a play on that book title "pardon me while I kiss this guy" - misunderstand hendrix lyrics

Jack Frober is the Lantern Bearer, everyone knows that.

Oh my god. I can't believe I'm 4 years late to this. HAHAHAHA WIN

I don't get it.

Best picture.

FROBER LIVES!

The point was to befuddle and irritate Opeth fags, right?

Right?

Yes it was.

im not into opeth... still I had to try hard to chuckle at this.

bennyhillifier

apparently Mike weor on his vergo portion.

#1 Opeth fansite on the Internet

Bless my fuck! Oh how I loathe Opeth fans. Can't wait til my superoven is finished!

I hate all fans of metal. Death Metal fans are knuckle draggers or YO's, Black Metal fans are basement dwelling virgins who live to troll internet forums and spout off how "true" they are, and Doom fans act like depressed faggots who strive for dark poetic grandeur, but really just need prozac or a blowjob to lighten up. Metal is the greatest thing ever.