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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Official Who the Fuck is Winning the Superbowl by MotleyGrue on Feb 1,2017 9:21am
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The Official Who the Fuck is Winning the Superbowl - usless poll
1New England Patriots
2Atlanta Falcons
no vote


toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Feb 1,2017 9:21am
Discuss faggets.




toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 1,2017 9:31am
Patriots 30- Falcons 17. Gostkowski will miss 1 extra point kick.



toggletoggle post by Sportsball at Feb 1,2017 10:00am
I predict balls will be thrown and big men will run into each other



toggletoggle post by Paul Craig Jones at Feb 1,2017 11:27am
The rich will win. They always win...



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Feb 1,2017 1:16pm
susurrate said[orig][quote]
Patriots 30- Falcons 17. Gostkowski will miss 1 extra point kick.


13 point spread seems safe, both teams had a good year, but there should be no way in hell the Patriots should lose.



toggletoggle post by hail satan and jesus at Feb 1,2017 2:40pm
anyone remember teh bud bowl?


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by RTTP OF DEPT FOR GOOD POLLS at Feb 2,2017 3:12pm
Falcons 37, patriots 24



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 2,2017 3:22pm
RTTP%20OF%20DEPT%20FOR%20GOOD%20POLLS said[orig][quote]
Falcons 37, patriots 24


$18 says the falcons choke



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 3,2017 11:19am
I need a picture of me giving 0 fucks.



toggletoggle post by I got u fam at Feb 3,2017 12:32pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I need a picture of me giving 0 fucks.






toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 3,2017 1:25pm
damn, I'm either fat or wearing jncos.



toggletoggle post by Jessie Ventura at Feb 3,2017 8:49pm
Heres my prediction. The Illuminati wins. As they always win you fools...



toggletoggle post by Voted for Hillary at Feb 3,2017 11:38pm
Sportsball said[orig][quote]
I predict balls will be thrown and big men will run into each other


How can someone honestly call himself a man and not like football?



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Feb 4,2017 12:58am
How the fuck can anybody not be into football aggression and call themselves a metal head? Rhetorical question as you are either an alpha or most likely a beta. #factsolife



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 5,2017 9:00am
what are fellow spectators drinking today? i gotta run to the packy, haven't decided what i'm in the mood for.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Feb 5,2017 1:09pm
Beer, whiskey, kind smoke.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 5,2017 3:45pm
Stone double bastard about to be cracked. Sierra Nevada celebrations thereafter. Durban Poison sativa for energy.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 5,2017 7:31pm
goodell is rigging this



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 5,2017 10:33pm
incredible game. still can't believe it.



toggletoggle post by Wat at Feb 5,2017 10:35pm
Wat



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 6,2017 10:31am
All the contrarians and patriots haters in the media can go pound sand now.

Super Bowl records set last night as followed....

Most games: 7, Tom Brady

Most games, head coach: 7, Bill Belichick

Most games won, head coach 5, Belichick

Most points, game: 20, James White

Most passes, career: 309, Brady

Most passes, game: 62, Brady

Most completions, career: 207, Brady

Most completions, game: 43, Brady

Most passing yards, career: 2,071, Brady

Most passing yards, game: 466, Brady

Most touchdown passes, career: 15, Brady

Most receptions, game: 14, White

Most games, team: 9, New England Patriots

Largest deficit overcome, winning team: 25 points, New England

Most points, overtime period, team: 6, New England

Most first downs, game, team: 37, New England

Most first downs, game, both teams: 54, New England vs. Atlanta Falcons

Most first downs passing, game, team: 26, New England

Most first downs passing, game, both teams: 39, New England vs. Atlanta

Most offensive plays, game, team: 93, New England

Most passes, game, team: 63, New England

Most completions, game, team: 43, New England

Most passing yards, game, team: 422, New England

Most passing yards, game, both teams, 682, New England vs. Atlanta

Super Bowl records tied

Most games won: 5, Brady

Most touchdowns, game: 3, White

Most two-point conversions, game: 1, James White; Danny Amendola

Most sacks, game (since 1982): 3, Grady Jarrett

Most two-point conversions, game, team: 2, New England

Most two-point conversions, game, both teams: 2, New England vs. Atlanta

Most first downs by penalty, game, team: 4, New England



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 6,2017 10:31am
also, patriots led the game for approximately 0:00. Greatest comeback in super bowl history.



toggletoggle post by A HYPED UP JAMES WHITE IN THE HOTEL BED at Feb 6,2017 10:34am
YA'LL NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN MVP DA RIGHT PERSON. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS



toggletoggle post by grandmotherweb at Feb 6,2017 2:26pm
susurrate said[orig][quote]
also, patriots led the game for approximately 0:00. Greatest comeback in super bowl history.


my housemates gave up on the game after Lady Gaga and went out to buy more booze. came back to find sudden-death overtime and our landlady screaming on the porch, "THEY TIED!"

fwiw, i only care about hand-egg-ball when there's the possibility of riots.



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Feb 6,2017 11:24pm
Game didn't really start till the 4th quarter, good game is good game, now can people stop asking me if I saw the game,,,



toggletoggle post by Live Free or Don‘t at Feb 7,2017 10:41am
susurrate said[orig][quote]
All the contrarians and patriots haters in the media can go pound sand now.

Super Bowl records set last night as followed....

Most games: 7, Tom Brady

Most games, head coach: 7, Bill Belichick

Most games won, head coach 5, Belichick

Most points, game: 20, James White

Most passes, career: 309, Brady

Most passes, game: 62, Brady

Most completions, career: 207, Brady

Most completions, game: 43, Brady

Most passing yards, career: 2,071, Brady

Most passing yards, game: 466, Brady

Most touchdown passes, career: 15, Brady

Most receptions, game: 14, White

Most games, team: 9, New England Patriots

Largest deficit overcome, winning team: 25 points, New England

Most points, overtime period, team: 6, New England

Most first downs, game, team: 37, New England

Most first downs, game, both teams: 54, New England vs. Atlanta Falcons

Most first downs passing, game, team: 26, New England

Most first downs passing, game, both teams: 39, New England vs. Atlanta

Most offensive plays, game, team: 93, New England

Most passes, game, team: 63, New England

Most completions, game, team: 43, New England

Most passing yards, game, team: 422, New England

Most passing yards, game, both teams, 682, New England vs. Atlanta

Super Bowl records tied

Most games won: 5, Brady

Most touchdowns, game: 3, White

Most two-point conversions, game: 1, James White; Danny Amendola

Most sacks, game (since 1982): 3, Grady Jarrett

Most two-point conversions, game, team: 2, New England

Most two-point conversions, game, both teams: 2, New England vs. Atlanta

Most first downs by penalty, game, team: 4, New England





absolutely staggering.


Additional noteworthy moments:

1 - Edelman's catch
2 - Julio Jones' catch
3 - The look on Arthur Blanks face
4 - Paul Pierce Retrospect games to dull frustration of crappy superbowl commercials and impending doom. Paul Pierce also played his last game in Boston exactly 20 years to the date of his first and completed his record of scoring in every single game at the Garden.
5 - Probably much more cool stuff happened but I was drunk and deliriously happy.


We are truly in Golden age of Boston sports that will not be repeated again.




toggletoggle post by killer kadoogan at Feb 8,2017 12:12pm
The only thing better than the comeback was that FUCKING BOOING OF GOODELL. We are spoiled as all hell and, assuming Brady doesn't lose an arm, who's the real competition, AFC-wise? 5 MORE RINGS PLEASE.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Feb 8,2017 12:16pm
Gronk @ the parade- "What's everybody think of Roger Goodell? ....BOOOOOOOO" haha



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