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:	post by xmikex at 2007-03-23 08:33:08

My profile's not quite ill enough to mess with other people yet. But that hasn't stopped me from messing with my friends.

From Me to my guitarist:
From: P-Qwan

Subject: Ey Yo
Body: Yo son, yo didt I see yall at a party on St patRicKz day? Yall stepped on my Dunks but its aight cuz I heardz you wuz Boyz wit my homeslice Chip. Uthawize I'd whoop yo ass. Yo giT at me sumTime. holla holla hOllA holLa HOllA

When he didn't answer, but instead asked my girlfriend who "P-Qwan" was I sent this:

From: P-Qwan

Subject: bItcAzz NigGa
Body: yOu tAlKin sHit yoU bItchaZ bustA jIveA$$ sucKa fo0l?! yoU gonNa c@tcH thA gHettO sMasH B. For reAlly ReElz.

AiiiiiGHT!?

This was sent to one of my girlfriend's friends

From: P-Qwan

Subject: ey yo baby
Body: Wud up babiegurl. I thinK you kinda flyy. You n yA dawg n shit. yO, I culd be yo dawg too. nahh mean? gImmie yo digits B. hollA at Ya bOy.

-P ta tha Q aND ya DoN't StoP

She was too sketched to write back. So the P had to step up his game a little.... the only way he knows how

From: P-Qwan
Subject: yo fah real
Body: yall ain't even guNna saY nuthin. dayyym gurlL. I s33n yalL aT goVamint centa yessday. youz Lookin fLY as sh1t. lEmme holLa aT ya. DonT mAke da P git pErsonal yall.

fah reall reallz.

holla.

And finally this one which is in regards to a joke between myself and a friend of mine about black people stealing Subway coupons.

From: P-Qwan

Subject: YO NIGGA I SMELL SUBWAY ON YO BREATH
Body: Wut iT is hoMie. I heArD yoU guT dA rebAte soN! DaT 3 fiddY aNd a FrEe pAcK uh SuN ChIps iZ MyNe yoU trIckAs$ bUsta. GimMie daT sh1t so'S I caN giT mY fRenCh OnIoN on FOOl!

- P-QwillA Da Bu$tAh KiLlaH

not quite up to par with Mike yet, but I'll get there.

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