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.::& SHE WANTS TO BE HAPPY.

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My Message to her:
was gOiN on'z gurl, u wanna gEt wt a tru ta life thugazz gangsta? i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich

holla-saurus rex

Her reply:
NA I DNT WANT A GANGSTA...JUST A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A GURL..AND UR CALI RITE

Me:
gurl, i kno'z how to treat mah peoples right ya heard? an where u at? arizonna? gurl, mah dick be reachin all da way ova to yo state n sheett

Her:
WELL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND....AND IM NOT THE CHEATIN TYPE..HA HA SO U THOUGHT U WERE GONNA GET SOME

Me:
mos def, gurl. nobodies can resist da charm uf holladaddy

Her:
LOL REALLY WELL I CAN

Me:
gurl, u dont knowz wut u missin, trickazz bustah. eye'll fuckin taye up yo azz like a ferris wheel full of gay scubadivers .

Her:
LMAO....WOW OK IF U SAY SO..

Me:
so cmon gurl, talks dirty 2 me. u knowz we was made fo' each utha.

Her:
NA ITS KOO...I TOLD U I GOT A MAN....

Me:
ok, i'll start if yo shy, gurl.

ok, we'z in church and i see u singin dere in da front pew, lookin all hot n shyt. afta da mass is ova, i cum up an sit next 2 u. i gently touch yo leg as i commplimant yo buutiful singin voice, den u reach up my priest robe an grab mah vagaina

Her:
I DONE TOLD U I GOT A MAN

Me:
u no yo man can neva be as much man as me right he-ya. cmon gurl, u'z beutifull. he dont gotsta no if itz jus talkin'

Her:
BUT MY MAN IS THE MAN I BEEN LOOKING FOR...
AND I CANT

Me:
maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.

Her:
WOW THATS GROSS

Me:
NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all.

Her:
MY ANSWER IS NO

Me:
i tried dat once but da tests iz always multaple choice. 2 many optionz 2 choosse frum, always keepin da bruthas down