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: post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco at 2007-04-04 23:43:58
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
xmikex said:


MESSAGE FROM THIS KID TO ME (in reference to my Maury Povich "Not the Father" video on my page):

rom: It's my time
Date: Mar 24, 2007 12:20 PM


yo, is that u in the video?

MY RESPONSE
From: P-Qwan
Date: Mar 24, 2007 5:58 PM


ey Yo man I wish. I wish fo once one a dem blood tests wuld come back neggative. I hads like eight ah dem alrudy day all say days mine. Dang man sumtimez I feel like drownin them little bitchass rugrats and they mamas. Wipin dey noses all ova my fly ass threads amd shit. u Feelin me dawg?

HIS REPLY

Body: lol...i hear you.


This guy is the biggest fag. Since you posted this, he keeps messaging me. Here's the latest of my conversations with him...

Name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !

Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...2f5895a-8a95-40a9-a6f0-d60c40da376e

Photo:


His message to me:
u like my new pic?

My response:
ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out.

gotz me so hard thurr

hoffa

Him:
thnax.

Me:
so wut r u wearin?

Him:
right now im in my under wear and u?

Me:
i b wearin only panties right now hurr

Him:
sounds good! what kind?

Me:
You're a cop.

Him:
no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop?

Me:
Yes. Yes I am.

Him:
r u for real? dont play with me please.

Me:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

Him:
dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up.

Me:
Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest.

Him:
thats not wat i mean...lol

Me:
I can fit my fist in my ass.

He immediately sent a myspace IM request to me. This guy is like a black CastleDoomerown


UPDATE: CONTINUED CONVERSATION

Him:
hey sexy...so wat uve been up to?

Me:
I'M A COP!

Him:
if u dont wanna tlk to me thats all u got to say but dont keep lyin.

Me:
I'm dead serious.

Him:
okay then. wat r u doin on here then. r u catchin child predators?

Me:
yes.

Him:
so how r things comin along?

Me:
I want to touch your manhood.

Him:
dont play wit me. r u really a cop tho?

Me:
YES. JESUS. Now where can we meet? I want to suck you off so bad.

Him:
we cant meet b/c im on the east coast and ur on the west. plus ur a cop. you'll lock me up.

Me:
I can fly out dere.

Him:
would u really travel that far just to do that?

Me:
mos def, son. mos def

Him:
i think thats a little much dont u? y cant we just be myspace buddies?

Me:
cuz we cant fuck ova mysapce, yo

Him:
but we can tlk. dont u like to tlk.

Me:
I'M A COP!
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