Totally different, but I still had fun with this one. This fool wrote me a message to correct something stupid in my profile.

Name: ~PPQ NIT@ ROO~ {?IM SOOO ? XRATED?}~

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...3a0e50e-545c-4072-b4be-193373ff81d2

Her Message to Me

IM JUST A RANDOM PERSON AND I SAW YOUR PAGE AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT NON-FICTION MEANS NOT FALSE SO THAT MEANS ITS ALL TRUE NOT A LIE.YOU CAN JUST LOOK PASS THIS ARE WHATEVER BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT.

My response to her

"LIE.YOU CAN JUST LOOK PASS THIS ARE WHATEVER BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT."

Hi, I just wanted to tell you that "are" (an auxiliary verb meaning 'to be' or 'to take place') doesn't make any sense in when you say "look pass this are whatever". What you wanted to say was "or (a conjunction meaning 'either' and 'otherwise') whatever. I just wanted to tell you that even that is horrific grammar. I also just wanted to tell you that the phrase "look pass this" doesn't make any sense in any existent human language. The word is "past" not "pass". One may look "past" something, as in beyond, or through it, not "pass" something. I also wanted to point out that typically in the English language we put spaces after our periods. I don't know what "LIE.YOU" is supposed to mean unless ".YOU" is some sort of file extension I've never heard of. I also wanted to point out that in any Latin based written language it's customary to use both uppercase, and lowercase characters in order to differentiate between the beginning and ends of sentences, proper nouns, etc. That's expected even IF you spill strawberry soda on your caps lock key. I just wanted to tell you that.

It's a joke you busta azz foo. Wulcum to da Englizh language yAll. HOLLA!

surprise surprse no response.