Name:
Victoria

Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...25d01d7-03a8-4d82-81f7-afbcf68535dd

Photo:

Her message to me:
hey whats up

My response:
Your cholesterol.

Her:
so what you doing

Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez

Her:
ooo
so whats your name??

Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?

Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top

Me:
hawt!

Her:
you are mad sexy

Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?

Her:
ya baby

Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.

Her:
lol i wish i could

Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt

(She didn't write back so I wrote her another message after a day or so)

Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!

Her:

(Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...)

Me:

Her:
hey baby whats up

Me:
Your cholesterol.

(Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?)

Her:
so what you doing

Me:
Researching an effective alzheimers medication plan for you. What are you doing?

Her:
um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop

Me:
I fucking hate you so much.