I really really thought this one was gonna go further, but I guess I sketched her out too soon.

http://www.myspace.com/CuteAllTheWayThrough

This girl is bi-sexual or something (I somehow found a bunch of lesbian black girls who all added me). I left her a comment calling her the flyest ass dyke on myspacez. She deleted it and sent me this message....

Her to Me
Why u call me a dyke????

Me Back to Her
ey yo don even sweat it babiegurl. dats jus like a term of affecshun. nah mean? like 'yo dawg' or 'wuz crackin nicca' or 'imma bust up in dat dyke snatch'. das just how we git down up in da Bean, nah meen? don't u worry you fly sexy ass dyke head about it gurlie girl. aiiight?

holla

It got no response, but the next day she sent me this with the title "Just sayin HI!"
Whats Good P- Qwan???

I responded
yo yo. not much over hurr. wuz crackah-lackin wit u gurrl? yo wuz BuffaLo like? i might needs ta be layin low somewhre for a while. da cops iz lookin for me agin. let ya boy know yall flyazz chickenhead dyke girlie gurl.

hoLla wit ya bad self

She replied
It looks old, its small u can go from one side of the city to the other n like 45min... But the downtown clubs r off the hook we knw how to party thats what people cum here for....

P-Qwan responds
awwww yeah. u know how ya boy does his thang. goin downtown ta git down for real reelz. shit sounds fresh girl. u think u could maybe do me a solid an hide a brotha out there fo a few dayz? tha cops always be ovareacting wen dey says dey find yo DNA at da crime scene. nah meen? holLa bacK homegirl

- P

she has thus far resisted any attempts to contact her