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:	post by xmikex at 2007-04-25 14:37:42

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

Mike, you have to message that guy as P-Qwan and tell him that you're a cop.

Here we go....

ME
yo dawg, rememba me? wuts poppin?

Him
y did u ask if i remembered u or not?

Me
i wuz just seein wut yaLl wuz up to yo. u seemed liK a down azz nicca. holla at me. tell me wuz up yall.

Him
i had to hav sent u that message ova a month ago, maybe even 2 and now out of nowhere u decide im cool people. i bet you cant even tell me wat i said. can u?

Me
man wuts yo deal son? yall axed me about da video in my profile n shit. damn yo im new ta dis myspacez shiit an u da firss nicca ta messge me dat ain sum skankazz guzzla. yall wanNa rap wit me or u gunna keep trippIn?

Him
i dont think i do. but if u are not what i think u r then im sorry but i cant talk to u.

Me
i knew u wuz a cop or somethin. busta azz narc.

Him
oh dont get it twisted im not the cop u r.

Me
u bitchazz biscuithead. i ainz no cop. if i wuz a cop it be illegul fo me 2 say iz not a cop. an i AINZ NO COP. u jus a punkazz NARC bustah.

Him
okay wateva. but i kno the truth.

Me
yo say wuz up to ya boyz Fredrickson an Doyle. u fuggin 5-0 bitchazz snitch. imma tell everybady bout dat cr00oked azz shit yaLl be doin. teLl ya homie Doyle I no he be poppin hookers downtown. u juNior bacoN buRger snitchazz.

Him
i really dont wat ur talkin about.

Me
wut U gunna do sucka. u gonna arrest me or sick that Green Mile lookin bitch on me? who dat, yo new partner? u think u hard now cuz you got one of da aMerican glAdiatorz on yo back now? i don play dat shit.

Him
im not cop!

Me
U not cop? yo dey couldnt even teacH yo azz to talk right at tha police academy huh officer? dis iz sum straight up enTrapment shitt. wuteva yalL think u got on me aiNt never gonna stand up in no court. Imma tell my lawyer bout dis.

an stoP touchin yo selF when u looKin at dudez

Him
#1 u kno wat i meant, #2 im not a cop, #3 im not tryin to take u to court #4 wat do u mean stop touchin myself when i look at dudes and #4 if ur not a cop why is a cop on ur tops?

Me
fuck yallz, I failEd math clazz. i don need no numbers. u da biGgest cop I ever sEen. I no u be messagin dudes an taLkin bouT ruBbin dickz. busta.

and im thug life fool. my top 8 aint gots ta make no damn sense.

Him
wateva. get it together. ur a cop, i caught u, now just fess up like a man and move on with ur life.

Me
i aint no cop. i'm a real azz black man white bitch smackin cop killa. yous just a fuggin slave foo. a sucka azz tool to tha white power base. yaLl prolly aintz even black. yall don eveN no wut collard greenz is. yall culdnt even have a louD conversation iN a moviE theAter if u wanted to. yaLl proBably put yo garBage in a garbage can, an driNk apPle juice instead of KoolAid. Gaddamn b, i thinK im gunnA be siCk.

fakeazz guzzla.

Him
wat can i do to prove im not a cop?

Me
hang onto a gun fo me. itz gut some prints on it I don't need no cops ta see. feel me?

Him
um how about somethin not so scary?

Me
nigga please. maybe I shuld ask yo girlfriend if she wanna be down. she look like could handle her shit. not like u puzzy azz junior bacon bustah. u down or wut?

Him
no im not down. im not doin anything illegal or anthing against my morals for any1.

Me
You are the single dumbest kid on myspace. Anyone ever told you you've got a real bright future in astro physics? You're a regular Neils Bohr. You're under arrest for being a dummy. Handcuff yourself to the fridge and wait until someone comes to slap a dunce cap on your head.

You're fired. Leave me alone kid.

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