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:	post by xmikex at 2007-06-12 15:18:46

This one never quite ended in the big bang that I wanted to. Eventually I just got bored with it, but it gave me a chuckle while it was going on.

Name: BIG PIMPIN WIT KYLE

*NOTE* Keep in mind in his original profile pic it was him hugging some white girl

Him
Bro you say you got rhymes for dayz

i'll get you in a rap battle im nice

P
yo fool u say u nice
but ill put yo shit on ice
i raped yo momz in her azz
an da bitch gaves me pubic lice

battle all day baby, holla back.

Him
Dawg are you serious those were kiddy lines
Your bars sound like little nursery rhymes
Those 4 lines you sent me, who wrote you that shit?
Get back at me when you learn how to spit
Like a slave, i put you on the cotton field to get whippped
Then pull my pants down make you suck my dick
Ha my nigga watchu know about dat
Songs is always hot when i spit on the track

Im nice bro

P
haha aight dawg

yo who dat white bitch U huggin on?
git a white bitch dat close to me I get my thuggin on
slam ya girl in her azz like shez a true trick
skullfuck her face an break her nose wit my dick
yall wanna talk about a slave?
i'll put my fist in her azz and tell that bitch ta 'BEHAVE'
das how u know when U messin wit P-Qwan
cuz I ain no jungle fever sucka named "KyLe" gettin dissed on

holla

Him
Hahah not bad for a beginner
check it

You skullfuckin? I call it head
the only kids you fuckin are the ones in special ed
If a whit bitch get close to you, you gon get your thuggin on?
Let this wanna be J Kwan nigga get close to me he ya gon get nutted on
I already told you, your raps sound like a beginners
Me and that nigga Papoose are winners
My rhymes just ate yours and shit em out like doo doo
You know im right thats why you cryin boo hoo
I wasnt lying when I told you i was nice
call yo ass "the freezer" cause now yo shits on ice
(oh no but i aint done)
pull out the dice

Workin yo stuff like Krabs
da only niggas you kickin it wit are the schoolyard fags

Get back at me son, im nicer then Jay-Z, wack ass weezy,

holla back

P
jeyeah son

u better recognize nigga, tha name is P not J
put down tha watermellon when u type an it ain't hard to say
youz jus a punkazz, hidin out in the south
watchin yo girlfriendz kids, while she got my dick in her mouth
youd never step, to me up in the Dot
thats Dorchester son, not some corny backwoods spot
up here you catch tha skullfuck, and id watch u cry
when yo whole family be dead wit dickholes in dey eyes
whys every word out yo mouth got ta be about fags?
how much dick u and dem big nigga lips had?
yo stylez as dead as Martin Luther King
you probably tha kind of busta that still says "BLING BLING!"
So fo now Imma be here chillin up here in BeanTown
If yo chickenhead azz wants ta catch a lyrical beatdown

P - recognize and respect

hollaholla

Him
Ayo check this
I eat rhymes like yours for breakfast
Nigga this aint the South, its the Southwest
Why Am i rhymin to a scrub, I only battle wit the best
Mess wit me, ya get two up in ya vest
Do what i told you not to get two more up in ya chest
Is it Percey Perce, P- Quan or Percey P
You dunno watchu into, cause your fuckin wit a "G"
Anyone ever told you to stop rhymin, cause you suck?
Although i cant lie, battlin you was my warm up
Next time you wanna battle bring real competition
This little thing was just an exhibition
I pick apart my opposition
Im a true musician
Battlin me you put cha self in a bad position
Im feedin yo ass lyrical ammunition
Im killin you, should should call me a mortician
Think of something good during intermission

K Dot RECOGNIZE AND RESPECT

HOLLABACK

P
aww yea. da P iz back. i goT lockEd up fo a feW. but caNt no jail hold me son. and dey ain neva gonNa find dat kniFe i guts unDa my baby dAughters crib. LOl!

now were wuz we

yo, don't sweat my name or how u gonna spell it
just stop onto my block an u can hear yo girl yell it
"P-Qwan!" she be screamin, "P-Qwan u da illest!"
"My pussy be huge but yall knoW how ta fill it!"
watch me turn her inside out, homie u gonna be sick
with her face all bloody, and barbed wire on my dick
cuz dats how I roll, cuz I ain't to busta named Kyle
when I'm done she aint gonna be eatin solids for a while
but youz a watermellon sucka, u never step on my block
u try ta snatch my kOol aid yo shit wuld get rocked
got a problem wit da way I do u gonna get cracked
just git to tha back of da bus like Rosa Parkz dead azz
cuz im mean cuz im black cuz im black cuz im mean
and im tha realest azz nicca that u eva seen

all day

Him
You gotta baby girl? I didnt know two men could have babies unless you really a bitch!!!!

Ima hit em wit another one

check it

Every time you spit your lyrics get worse
I Thought I could hear better from a sucker named
"PERCE"
Stop on your block? Nigga I run it!
I wont be surprised if I roll up an see yo ass suckin dick
You stop by me down in the P-H-X
She already told me yo ass look like Shrek
You look like lil milo the animal on yo bape hoody
Actin all hard, you even been to the hood B?
Me I was produced by the hood, Im a hood PRODIGY
Your a Dorchester WANNABE
Stop talkin bout dick, cause the only 1 u c is the one you suckin
The only one i see is mine... In yo girl when im fuckin

Still warmin up, wheres the challenge at P-Korny
They call me... Eternity cause i got rhymes foreva

P
lolz yall. if I wuz fukin doods I wulDnt have ta pay no wack azz chiLd suPport for my 9 kids. u like tha ideA of me getTin wit duDes so much teLl yo manly azz momma ta coMe ova ta my spot, lol.

this corny nigga think that he a prodigy
his rhymes is so wack i thought he had a lobotomy
yo lyrics are looser than a 80 year old fag
son I aint got no girlfriend, i jus use yours as a cumrag
"Eternity?" u got me laughin B, who gave u dat wackazz nickname?
Man don't nobody know u, and they dont call u a damn thang
rappin bout suckin dicks all u know about
u tryin ta flirt wit me when Im all about throwin down
u jus a little baby bitch, jus a ghetto pretender
ill knock yo rhymes da fuck out cuz im a contender
but i'll just chill here on myspace, readin another rhyme u mangled
cuz when u step ta my set u get stripped raped and stranged

Him
Haha you got me ppayin your child support

This goes out to all the wack rappers: P-Korny ha

Check it

Ay lemme know what set you claim?
Run up on yo block put ya'll niggas to shame
Bitches takin your ass to court?
Haha they already know, I aint payin no child support
By the way eight of your kids are really mine
And you aint the daddy of baby number nine
In jail, you the nigga that purposely drops the soap
Even a chance im a bitch nigga like you? NOPE
Keep sitting on myspace, and work on your grammar
While i sit at the mirror and look at my glamor
The difference between us is you your a bitch
Ya balls aint even dropped your voice is still hight pitch
My rhymes are tearin you up like a prickly cactus
On the real nigga, this battle is practice

P
haha aight dawg.
yo dis goes out ta General Korn-walis himself, Kyle. Wackazz busta. Awwww yeaa

Yall keep sayin this is practice, well dats real nice
U better practice gettin schooled cuz u gonna get schooled for life
i keepz ownin yo rhymes like I own little kidz
snatch em from tha playground an fill em full of jizz
i break down yo door and kidnap yo little sister
no lube for her cuz I wan it ta hurt when I fist her
I snatch yo whole set up like a kid alone at Toys R Us
Tie em up in a basement an straight up bust a bus
So why don't u an yo biscuithead step off wit ya corny azz shit
Yallz in P-Qwanz hood an u don know who u fuckin wit

Him... after I got bored and didn't write back for like a week
Ay nigga u gon write back? Or are you just puttin another win in my undefeated win column. I dont lose

P
yo daWg yo rhymez is ill, str8 up. heLp ya boi ouT an maIl me a paIr of yo mOmz panTies.

Percy Jenkins
Prisoner Number 8843291
Suffolk County Prison
200 Nashua Rd.
Boston Ma 02144

holLa

Him
My mom said she dont mail stuff to niggas wit sorry rhymes.
But them brown spots in yo mommas tell her i know damn well them aint no chocolate bar stains

Ay do you just rap for fun or are fa real bout it?

P
Yo nigga listen up. I git 5 minuts a day ta do dis innanet thang in hurr b4 they be makin us goto the yaRd. i aint bout to waste iT chiT chattin wit yo azz bout rappin like yaLlz my tAlent aGent n shit. sEnd me them panTies B!

Him
Wit a name like Percy i question if your a boy?
One would think you've learned after you've already been destroyed
Why is yo ass so obsessed wit panties b
When we know your really in the closet dreamin of gay fantasies
I'll run up in yo crib, nut in ya momma face, come back an do it again
Its a shame you cant stopped me, cause you locked in the penn

We both droppin stuff

Me, im droppin rhymes that are doper than dope
You, are in the jailhouse shower droppin the soap

Gettin naked before niggas ask you to strip ya clothes
Ask you gay ask to suck ya dick you reply "I suppose"

Come see me dawg, I'm near the Golden State
If your faggot ass come at me crooken, I'll knock you straight

yo daWg yo rhymez is ill, str8 up. <---- You sent that the other day

well im sendin this to you-----> yo daWg yo rhymez is NOT ill

P
i aint playIn dawg. SEND THEM PANTIES! uthawise imma get my homeboys in tha Eastcide Gorillaz ta chunder yo shit str8 up smug a dug potato pancake azz buttermilk. i aint playin whiteboi.

-It went on like that for a few more messages and I got bored.-

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