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:	post by gklasdfkljasd at 2010-01-23 06:45:58

Scott Brown is NOT metal. Coakley DOES have "coke" in her name (well not when typing it) which certainly doesn't define metal but it's a hell of a lot closer than the underwear model's douchebaggery. So at first I was with Martha the Coke whore (coak whore?)... but then I think--

1. Waltham (or whichever W town Brown is from they all suck who cares) sucks and is brutal to live in which is metal.

2. Driving a truck is more metal than a sedan or a suv, I have to admit it.

3. He appears at first to have Christian beliefs-- that's not metal at first but upon further inspection it's actually a scam to steal the votes from Jesus-loving mouth breathers. And these Christians are so dumb that they can't remember the ONLY ten rules they've been commanded to follow! 'Thou shall not kill' is forgotten while executing criminals, suddenly remembered when killing bastard fetuses and forgotten again when killing doctors that perform the abortions! And as we all know Revenge, Killing and Chaos rules and is therefore metal. PS tricking Christians into following Satan's wish for death is VERY metal too.

4. Coathangers are made of metal. Voting to eliminate safe abortion and forcing woman to rip unwanted babies out with a coathanger is METAL x 2 fuck yeah!

5. All the unwanted fetuses that dodge the coathanger and grow up neglected wind up in jail which creates more jobs in jails. I realize that having a job isn't metal but these jobs are metal cuz eventually you get to torture or kill one or more of these bastards. Throw 'em in the hole for months and drive 'em crazy then finally silence him with your sidearm and perform an abortion 260 something months late... METAL AS FUCK.

So upon further evaluation Scott Brown is indeed the obvious metal choice. Coakley is all about EXTENDING lives with health care and bringing criminals and terrorists to JUSTICE. Not metal. Martha sounds like a hippy, fuck her.

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