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:	post by PENGUIN at 2011-02-03 02:54:28

My darling Ron,

I have the itch for a bitch. All this time you spend online when you should wine and dine the sweetheart you decline. I'm horny. And you bore me. I bid you adieu and my sweaty asshole too. Keep fighting in chinatown. I will be just down the street having a special treat with an oh so special happy ending. My love, I need dick in my puckered little chocolate starfish. Your impotent little hairy knob won't deliver. I shall search for a homo erectus whose nude form looks less like a frigid sasquatch. Go fuck yourself. Find another sucky fake black metal band. No more man chowder on your ass carpet. No more pretentious shit music. I'm posting pics of my dick on craigslist and Ima git fucked right tonight!!!!!

In tumultuous admiration,
Your special butt buddy,

THE PENGUIN
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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