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:	post by christraper at 2004-08-19 16:11:17

Theres this little old lady who works in my office thats older than dirt and should be long retired but shes never taken a raise the whole time she's worked for this company so they cant make her retire. She drags her half dead carcass around all day long making sure to stop and talk to EVERYONE about absolutely nothing. She wears the same blue wig everyday, has a road map on both her legs and a hunchback. All this wouldnt bother me so much if she didn't SMELL SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! This is beyond "old people smell"!!! Its not moth balls, its not potporie...I'm not sure if its premature rotting flesh but goddamn!! And it never hits you right away. Its always about a minute after shes been there and it lingers for another 10 minutes afterwards. Its one of those smells that you can taste so it doesnt matter if you just breathe through your mouth; it still suffocates you regardless. I keep a fan at my desk. Not because its hot though. I use it to air the fucking place out after shes gone and sometimes that doesnt even work. Like right now! Which is why I'm sharing this information with everyone. She just spent a half hour outside my office yuckin it up with some corporate hog about stupid fucking corporate bullshit that nobody thinks is funny yet everyone feels obligated to laugh at.....except me. Im thinking about setting up a trip wire for her but i think id get caught. Any ideas?

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