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returntothepit >> discuss >> sex positions~ for REAL men by succubus on Sep 25,2004 3:31pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 25,2004 3:31pm

You lie on your back with your knees drawn up, as though preparing to do that "bicycling in the air" routine gym teachers were, strangely so keen on. She squats down on your penis and lifts herself up and down to provide the action.


If you have any weird "submission" fantasies, then this hits the bullseye, without the need for expensive handcuffs or cattle prods.

She gets to set the pace, and your (hopefully washed and trimmed) toenails can scratch softly on her spine.

You need to have a long, flexible old fella to manage this one, so anyone nicknamed "Peewee" can forget it. Plus, if she loses her balance, someone is going to end up at the.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 25,2004 3:31pm
oh that one was called "sitting on the toilet"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 25,2004 3:41pm
we perfer the one called "the ass-shagger"



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 25,2004 5:18pm
"we" do?

i kinda like the ones we just did (nothing to do with the ass)



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 26,2004 9:17pm
where ya finding these??



toggletoggle post by nick   at Sep 26,2004 9:23pm



toggletoggle post by Jonah at Sep 26,2004 10:31pm
yeah....

I thought this was about the band too..



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Sep 26,2004 10:49pm
i'm a real man! now where is that damn blow up doll



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Sep 27,2004 12:14am
is there a website you got that from?



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