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returntothepit >> discuss >> so i just got the sex talk again...i rule by tomx nli on Sep 30,2004 11:07am
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toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Sep 30,2004 11:07am
so after stumbling in at 2am and hitting the sack, my pillow was really comfortable and i guess i said what i was thinking out loud without realisiing it...i wish this pillow was a girl's ass. today before work my dad sat me down and gave me the "its not cool to make jesus cry, save it til marraige" talk. way to feel 13 again, tom.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 30,2004 11:09am
Having premarital sex is against being straight edge.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 30,2004 11:09am
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 30,2004 11:09am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Having premarital sex is against being straight edge.


really?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 30,2004 11:09am
hahahahah tom, wtf?

I've heard about guys and girls literally humping their beds and pillows. Someone once told me they stuck their dong between the matress and box spring and got off. hahahaha.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 30,2004 11:11am
Christraper said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
Having premarital sex is against being straight edge.


really?


Yeah, according to Minor Threat who made the whole thing up. I don't really care what people do, but to me it's like catholics who 'sin' but since they know the 'truth' it's okay for them to judge non-believers (i.e. taking things to suit themselves, and changing or leaving out things that do not). Tom and I are friends so he is probably going to stab me now or something.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 30,2004 11:16am
so straight edge people are afraid of vagina? wow that explains alot!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Sep 30,2004 11:17am
Christraper said:
so straight edge people are afraid of vagina? wow that explains alot!


No, it has more to do with respecting their body, and that of others.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 30,2004 11:18am
how can you respect your body if you deny it of the things it wants most?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 30,2004 11:19am
youre right it really is like christianity



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 30,2004 11:19am
i was raised not to have premarital sex either

ps: i'm divorced now

har har



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Sep 30,2004 12:22pm
I was raised not to have premarital sex as well, that's why I had sex since I'm 14.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Sep 30,2004 12:38pm
i could never be straight edge
i am in love with whiskey, hahahaha



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Sep 30,2004 12:39pm
I could never be straight edge either, I'm in love with drugs, booze, and sex...oh and rocknroll too.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 30,2004 12:40pm
thats why we love you anne



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 30,2004 1:05pm
Christraper said:
how can you respect your body if you deny it of the things it wants most?


cheeseburgers?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Sep 30,2004 1:54pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
Christraper said:
how can you respect your body if you deny it of the things it wants most?


cheeseburgers?

hmmm you might be onto something




toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 30,2004 2:51pm
i'm catholic and it was kinda looked down upon when i moved in with mark way before we even thought of getting married, but then i got married pretty young still, so then it was ok... damn catholic mexicans...



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Sep 30,2004 2:54pm
haha i think it's hilarious your dad said 'its not cool to make jesus cry'



toggletoggle post by retzam at Sep 30,2004 3:10pm
Hahahaha yeah that really is hilarious, hahaha.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Sep 30,2004 5:39pm
premarital sex is bad. practice it as much as possible. with your hand. oh yeah.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Sep 30,2004 6:07pm
i personally live by the words so wisely spoken by a late great GG allin... drink, fight, and fuck... sorry if that seems crass, but we were all pretty much thinkin it



toggletoggle post by kyledoes at Oct 1,2004 5:13pm
gg always sais it best!!



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Oct 1,2004 8:41pm
yeah, my dad rules. he either sounds like a fortune cookie or the bible channel... and he looks like charles bronson.



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Oct 1,2004 8:42pm
oh, and joe, sXers can have premarital sex, but pretty much on the grounds that you love the person and want to spend your life with them...like a 2 month relationship? definately not. a 3 year relationship? ok i guess...

ps i heart vagina



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Oct 1,2004 8:57pm
RustedAngel said:
hahahahah tom, wtf?

I've heard about guys and girls literally humping their beds and pillows. Someone once told me they stuck their dong between the matress and box spring and got off. hahahaha.


i didn't hump it. i just drooled on it and passed out, just like i do to my girlfriends




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