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returntothepit >> discuss >> Post your shitty jobs by Joe/NotCommon on Nov 11,2004 10:38am
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toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 11,2004 10:38am
I have two:
Pharmacy Technician at Brooks Pharmacy in Holbrook
Liquor clerk at Brooks Pharmacy in Quincy Center

Who else hates their job(s)?



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Nov 11,2004 10:40am
I am a claims technician at Pilgrim auto insurance company in Boston. I've learned in the past three years that a majority of the people in Ma. have no fucking clue how to drive.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Nov 11,2004 10:42am
i do tech support for a shitty website. id give the address but i dont feel like having 50 assholes write to me saying 'u r gay'. actually thatd probably be better than shuffling paper around but fuck you.



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 11,2004 10:42am
receptionist. admin. assistant . I emphasize ASS istant it sucks ass



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Nov 11,2004 10:46am
I do a whole lot of bullshit in a real estate law office. I am the assistant funder and the recording department.

I do hate my job, but then, I hate all jobs. I want to be independantly wealthy.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 11,2004 10:46am
Anyone who wants to visit me at work today, I will be in Quincy Center



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 11,2004 10:49am
Im an accountant in a cooshy office and make decent money yet somehow im always broke.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Nov 11,2004 10:49am
kellthevalkyrie said:
I do a whole lot of bullshit in a real estate law office. I am the assistant funder and the recording department.

I do hate my job, but then, I hate all jobs. I want to be independantly wealthy.


Ahhhhhhhhh....to be independantly wealthy. Yeah that sounds good to me too.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 11,2004 10:49am
If everyone bought all my releases, then I can live your dream lifestyle.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Nov 11,2004 10:51am
Joe/NotCommon said:
If everyone bought all my releases, then I can live your dream lifestyle.


Yeah....I don't think thats gonna happen



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 11,2004 10:51am
Okay I better go get ready for my job, tootles.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Nov 11,2004 11:03am
I am a Configuration Analyst for a giant Data Storage Company (just like Succie) and I also make pretty good money.

I is my 3rd postion in the Company in 6 years.

I started in Customer Service on 2nd shift in the Call Center which sucked ass...

I then went technical to Product Support which sucked ass even more...

Now I am where I am and it is a bit better than the last 2 positions..

It sucks sometimes and has it stresses but when I weigh the bad with the good offered, I haven't left yet, right!



toggletoggle post by dan. at Nov 11,2004 11:04am
you just described how i got to my job. but i bet you get paid more. but i also bet you work with an equal amount of dicks.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Nov 11,2004 11:05am
i am a part time office assistant. i a) coallate and staple b)enter data into computers.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 11,2004 11:07am
i have been unemployed for a few weeks now. i need WORK!!



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Nov 11,2004 11:08am
dreadkill said:
i have been unemployed for a few weeks now. i need WORK!!


You want my job?



toggletoggle post by Justin ACR at Nov 11,2004 11:10am
Student Loan Consolidation Councelor...I consolidate federal student loans, lame ass job, good pay though



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Nov 11,2004 11:15am
I guess above all else I get paid well...I shouldn't complain.



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Nov 11,2004 11:26am
I get paid shit. But then, I slack off a lot.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Nov 11,2004 11:28am
kellthevalkyrie said:
I get paid shit. But then, I slack off a lot.


So it's an even trade?



toggletoggle post by HANDINJURY at Nov 11,2004 11:29am
Quality assurance tech at a machine shop. stressfull at times.



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Nov 11,2004 11:47am
i was a middle school art teacher until i was laid off....

now during the day i work at a bioresearch center in the engineering records group (basically i file, do data entry, and do everything everyone else doesnt feel like doing for shitty money and no benefits cuz im a temp)

at night... well ive worked at the Palladium for like 4 years now... best job ...EVER



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Nov 11,2004 12:02pm
Lincoln said:
kellthevalkyrie said:
I get paid shit. But then, I slack off a lot.


So it's an even trade?


Pretty much. They don't know I slack off, though. That's the best part...but when I think about how much I just browse the internet all day...I guess I can't complain too much about my weekly insult.




toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Nov 11,2004 12:08pm
im and expo at uno's bar and grill. fuck that. i work like 15 hours a week. could be worse, i could be the dishwasher..................



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Nov 11,2004 12:13pm
kellthevalkyrie said:
Lincoln said:
kellthevalkyrie said:
I get paid shit. But then, I slack off a lot.


So it's an even trade?


Pretty much. They don't know I slack off, though. That's the best part...but when I think about how much I just browse the internet all day...I guess I can't complain too much about my weekly insult.



My boss's cubicle is right next to mine...I think he does it on purpose. I look over my shoulder a lot here...heh heh.



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Nov 11,2004 12:13pm
I put hot dogs in buns!

I was a dining hall manager @BU until I got fired for dressing up as my female supervisor for halloween (among other things)



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 11,2004 12:21pm
so thats what you got fired for? thats not a bad reason, at least you went out with a bang



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 11,2004 12:25pm
I'm a software automation specialist (SEII would be and SEIII, but the company has no $$ to promote me).
I also build custom web-database applications of management (basically buiding webpages with dynamic graphic content; pie charts!)

I actually like my job a lot.. though after 5 years and the company still loosing $$ each quarter, it seems like a dead-ish end...



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Nov 11,2004 12:31pm
well, the main reason I got fired had to do with that "corporate ladder" thing, and me not being high up enough. The pantyhose and high heels were just icing on the cake.



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 11,2004 12:31pm
hahaha great quote- "the panty hose and high heels were just the icing on the cake"



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 11,2004 1:57pm
yeah so everyone went out for a birthday lunch...
i decided to stay behind with ram girl
we figured we'd go out and run some errands...
they all left at 11:30ish...and then saw we weren't going and put the pager on my desk and told us to take it (it's not our job during day time hours) anyhow...then ram girl yelled at our boss and wisely said: just because we aren't going out to lunch with them, doesn't mean we should have to take it, we get a lunch break too AND we were going out for lunch..
pager goes off...heh
and she left and then he asked me to take it for now...and i told him but we cant't necessarily help them..and he said, at least call them back....

what could i say?
i'm suck an ass...i said ok

he left for the meeting
ram girl reminded me how they left the pager with us to spite us for not going and reminded me how they back stabbed me only days ago...

and now it's 2pm and no one is back...



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 11,2004 1:59pm
bastards



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Nov 11,2004 2:03pm
Yup, had we gone with them to their gay ass lunch, this would not have been an issue and the person who is supposed to have it would...

They did it because we did not go. They figured well if they are coming, they can take the thing.....like we don't have our own fucking lives and aren't entitled to lunch because it wasn't with them....

It was pure fucking SPITE!!!




toggletoggle post by phantos   at Nov 11,2004 2:07pm
gaffer/key grip



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 11,2004 2:11pm
I read dollygrip at the end of the movie saw and thought/talked of you, old man wilkins.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 11,2004 2:11pm
i was going to say when aaron and i went to see Saw, he mentioned you when he saw "dollygrip"
heh



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Nov 11,2004 2:28pm
phantos said:
gaffer/key grip


whoa! what does that mean? i've never known a key grip before.



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Nov 11,2004 2:36pm
haven't had a real job, because nobody will hire me damnit.

instead i play the bagpipes at a wedding or funeral once a month.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Nov 11,2004 2:44pm
I have an awesome job but Im a slave...



toggletoggle post by dirtycrayon nli at Nov 11,2004 2:47pm
brooks pharmacy sells liquor?



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Nov 11,2004 5:58pm
best buy bitch



toggletoggle post by sacreligionNLI at Nov 12,2004 4:12am
dishwasher @ uno's in millbury...you can all eat my dick



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 8:35am
dugoxistance said:
best buy bitch


/me come and rapes your store...



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Nov 12,2004 5:09pm
cool. that place rapes me everyday.



toggletoggle post by Cryptic Anthony at Nov 12,2004 7:06pm
Used to work at 1369 Coffee House in Central Square in Cambridge... I guess I still do but I never work ANY shifts anymore because school takes all my time ever day and every night. Chem, calculus and bio in one semester is a tall order.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 12,2004 7:18pm
self employed - i build houses and everything associated with finnished construction



toggletoggle post by hoser at Nov 12,2004 7:56pm
Lincoln said:
I am a claims technician at Pilgrim auto insurance company in Boston. I've learned in the past three years that a majority of the people in Ma. have no fucking clue how to drive.


Funny....I'm an insurance and securities Broker.



toggletoggle post by rev aaron at Nov 12,2004 8:28pm
insecurities and surance?
those are opposites



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 13,2004 3:21am
im a male stripper by night... man-whore on the side... so im for hire...



toggletoggle post by arsonick   at Nov 13,2004 11:15am
i work the corner



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