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returntothepit >> discuss >> Kerry King is the Martha Stewart of the metal world! by litacore on Jan 14,2005 9:52am
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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 14,2005 9:52am



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 14,2005 9:56am
I was picturing something alot more martha stewart ish.... phew! I was scared he'd be wearing a ruffly apron and crafting slippers out of tampons and maxi pads and ruin my whole image of slayer


wait they toured with slipknot? Okay, he is martha stewart after all



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jan 14,2005 9:57am
he finally realized what one thing has actually been keeping him metal for the past 10 years. and it sure as hell aint having tribals going up the side of his body, thats for sure.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 14,2005 10:00am
That wouldve been great if Kerry King was a guest on Martha Stewart



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Jan 14,2005 10:04am
I want that Jagermeister thing he has...
Just like that, but I have an old Slayer poster in my room, Reign In Blood from 87, 2 pictures of Kerry King, no pictures of Dave Lombardo...it's fucking lame.



toggletoggle post by Mike Proteus at Jan 14,2005 10:04am
Kerry Queen is the same moron who said "Meshuggah, their music is too brutal for me", his leads sound like he's throwing his guitar down a spiral staircase and he supports Slipknot. He needs a Dimebag pulled on him.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Jan 14,2005 10:05am
Mike Proteus said:
He needs a Dimebag pulled on him.


hahahahaha...ha...



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 14,2005 10:06am
I won't say anything against kerry king's music, he is an excellent guitarist



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 14,2005 10:37am
that's a good idea.
waiting for kerry king to get into nascar next.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 14,2005 10:39am
Kerry King hosts Iron Chef with special guests GWAR



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 14,2005 10:43am
pfft!

swampie would put him to shame!

i think kerry king and swampie should have a crafting duel!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 14,2005 10:46am
what people fail to realize is that this is a growth industry.



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Jan 14,2005 11:14am
I want one but with little dildos instead of nails.



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Jan 14,2005 11:25am
armageddonday said:
I want that Jagermeister thing he has.. QUOTE]

they have those for sale on jagermeister's site



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 14,2005 11:52am
Christraper said:
Kerry King hosts Iron Chef with special guests GWAR


that woudl kick ass



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jan 14,2005 12:20pm
WhyamIandasshole said:
I want one but with little dildos instead of nails.


now youre speaking my language.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jan 14,2005 1:04pm
wrist bands, sneakers... whens the SLAYER tampon commin out?



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 14,2005 4:06pm
the video only shows 2 seconds --- does it work in its entirety for anyone else?



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Jan 14,2005 4:18pm
paganmegan said:
I won't say anything against kerry king's music, he is an excellent guitarist


He's an excellent rhythm guitarist.

His apathy about coherent solos and love for chimaira is beyond forgiveness.



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 14,2005 4:44pm
kerry king is a poser



the end



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jan 14,2005 4:57pm
jeff hanneman>kerry king



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Jan 14,2005 5:29pm
blue said:
jeff hanneman>kerry king


agreement x's 100,000



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Jan 14,2005 5:36pm
I just listened to decade of decadence yesterday, why do people have to turn gay?



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Jan 14,2005 5:39pm
Motley Crue?



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Jan 14,2005 5:49pm
hey leave vince alone, he's a good guy... doin his own thing



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Jan 15,2005 3:15pm
i saw vince at his lowest point at the woodstock harvest fair. he was a fatty



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 16,2005 4:19pm
Hooker said:
His apathy about coherent solos... is beyond forgiveness.


I've tried to explain this to so many people and no one gets it!



toggletoggle post by Human Feces in your mouth at Jan 16,2005 6:20pm
Kerry King is an idiot some times but he's in Slayer man, SLAYER! SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY FUCKING ERRRRR!



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jan 16,2005 6:51pm
paganmegan said"wait they toured with slipknot? "

so wait when he did solos for Sum41 that didn't make you puke !



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 19,2005 9:32am





toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Jan 19,2005 9:37am
he's got some sorta valentines cd out. it was in maxim mag. haha.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 19,2005 9:41am
I wonder what I would put on a Valentines mix CD

maybe some Venom



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 19,2005 10:10am
litacore said:




WHAT THE FUCK????

I guess that doll could probably beat barbie at a fist fight



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 19,2005 10:11am
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
paganmegan said"wait they toured with slipknot? "

so wait when he did solos for Sum41 that didn't make you puke !


I was not aware of this...

Who the hell are sum 41? I assume I don't want to know



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 19,2005 10:12am
trust me, you wouldn't like Sum 41



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 19,2005 10:13am
I'll take your word for it



toggletoggle post by timmA at Jan 20,2005 11:21am
he did the guitar hook in no sleep till brooklyn too, doesn't make him a pussy or a sellout. he's kerry king, shit on him all you want but the bottom line is, everyone has to make money somehow.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis at Jan 20,2005 11:35am


Priceless



toggletoggle post by Aegathis at Jan 20,2005 11:40am
timmA said:
he did the guitar hook in no sleep till brooklyn too, doesn't make him a pussy or a sellout. he's kerry king, shit on him all you want but the bottom line is, everyone has to make money somehow.


Yea Im sure its been way too long since he has had a regular job, that is if he ever did.



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