???

give it up

Yea, The numbers speak for themselves.

bump because this is the funniest thing ever

Compared to who? The anonymous guy trying to make fun of him? If that is the case, then no he isn't, but you are.

...

This is a stupid thread. I wish the best of luck to everyone who ever participated in TYAG: Devon, Nick, Ratt Mowe, Spalding, Pat Hurley, Joe Barret, and even that sonofabitch Mark Richards.

fuck you mike, i hope you fail at your new job.

heheheheheh

Dude's got front man skills.

XmikeX said:

AND NICK CONWAY.

<accent name=austrian>"what are you doing mendoza, tolling for some ass?"</accent>

don't forget scott smith of course, the original drummer

what about scott summers?

no, but i heard his girlfriend is...
bwahahaha

that would be jean gray.

the rev plays the stan lee card....

is Nick Conway that little dude that played bass for TYAG for a show or two? Yeah, good luck to him too.

And sure, Mark Summers, Double Dare was some foolish shit.

bumpppppppppppppppp!

and me!

Wasn't someone playing TEKKEN 5 today and someone else was like "Hey man aren't you in TYAG?"

hahahaha yeah


god Tekken 5 is so good. those dudes are lucky that we weren't playing King of Fighters or Capcom vs SNK 2... then i really would have put the hurt on them.

^agree.

yes that is who nick conway is. he played at the automata's last show whenever that was.

bumpppppppppppppppp!

I believe Matt Richards and George from Aganihm was also in TYAG at one point or another.

indeed i was. i learned like 6/7 songs but never played out
bastards still have my shitty marshall combo. i'll get it back when i'm not feeling especially lazy.

matt richards i think was going to be in it, but then he decided not to.

and on another note...tyag is now back to a 5 piece, featuring yours truly once again on the guitar. shit's coming along nicely.

who's filling the other slots?

inquiring minds want to know

the bitch says to go to our website... there is info there.

Evan Duplessis - Guitar
Devon Hunt - Drums

never heard of them, what bands have they been in?

tbone_r said:

Evan is in Strappado with Mark.
Devon was in a band called Thousands Shall Fall, from a few years back.

damn, i never knew devon was in thousands shall fall...shows what i know about my fellow bandmates, haha

never heard of them.

Joe Christianni is their new bass player

haha

Joe Christianni would put me to shame...
You know that playing naked thing that Blink182 does?
I heard he invented that.

i heard he was actually the originator of terminally your aborted ghost, back in '93

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I looked into the story... It checks out.

bump

all i know is mark richards is one slick pirate and anyone who's has anythign to do with him must be slick pirates as well so in turn what i guess im trying to say is tyag rocks my socks

I may be a pirate, but I'm no ninja pirate.

And Ry Frazier.

TYAG said:



TSF started off as a metalcoreish band way way way back. josh booted out all the members and reformed as a 3 piece black metal band and recorded a couple songs. they were fucking incredible. they never were able to work everything out to play shows or continue on because of the 3 members really insane schedules (devon was still in high school, the guitarist had 2 kids and josh lived far from both of them). hopefully in the near future they should be able to do something, because that shit was so raw and awesome.

on a related note, im excited as fuck to see tyag friday. devon is an incredible drummer and he should make an awesome addition to whats already one of the best bands in MA.

Is this Devon with the zombie tattoos?

Lol 91-9 says bitch.
it's a landslide.

Yes, it's the Devon with the Zombie tattoos.

Devon rules! Fuck anyone who wants to fuck with him!!!!

Devon the porno star?!?!?

That hot little blonde? I'd rail the tits off her

devon is definitely one of the most talented drummers around here and i'm proud to say he's in TYAG; he brings a little hint of cock rock to death grind that every band should have, haha.

and for the record, the OTHER devon, the one who this thread was originally about, is far from a bitch. he's a business man and certain people couldn't handle it/took it the wrong way. oh well, to each his own. that aside, go to the BCCA on friday, everyone.

support our tour!

sorry devon but after what you pulled this weekend

THEY WONT STAY DEAD MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GREATEST ZOMBIETHRASH BANDS EVER THAT FELL OUT OF VAGINAS THANKS TO DEVON, far better than that lame DISSECTOR prog melodic metal trio

devon is still a bitch that is pussy whipped by a bitch with no chin

your name sucks

FUCK YOU MAN YOU ARE DEFINATELY GAY

whast wrong with dissector?

My problem is they zombie mosh,
But don't keep it true to the spirit of real zombies.
I mean, why or how could they move that fast?

babyshaker said:

yeah theyre better than the faggots in bloodstruck "music for richard simmons and rob halford to fuck to"

so many anonymous posts about us i love it

babyshaker said:

cause no one cool likes your band

trust me u dont gotta tell me everyone hates us we know lol keep wasting your time posting it makes me happy

babyshaker said:

yeah the lack of kids who go see you guys just makes it worth it. considering this is the most attention you'll ever get.

the reverend in cali said:


well, umm... you see.
FUCK! You win, I got nothin'.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

bump

you get bumps in the night

TYAG REUNION THRED??

No.

Yes

N
O
.

No, wait what?

I'm gonna restart TYAG.

We'll have a spastic cat on guitar.

I'm going to start a poll asking if the cat is a bitch.

Grant was in preschool when this thread started.

This thread was originally posted in cuneiform.

This thread is almost as old as Dwyer.

the answer to the question actually became the third commandment

The original question existed before people wondered, "What is the meaning of life?"

Alan Turing started this thread by accident when he was trying to crack Enigma.

Jay Z originally wrote "99 Problems But A Devon Ain't One" but changed it for the sake of better flow.

All of the no votes came from ENIAC users.

WUT?

I originally posted in this thread using my Antikythera mechanism

You're making my brain pee.

THIS THREAD IS OLD AS SOMETHING THATS REALLY OLD

LIKE A REALLY OLD THING?

FIGHT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY OLD OR YOU ARE A PUSSY

i love where this thread went

This thread went over the Alps on the back of Hannibal's elephants

I volunteer my cat.

Although he'll just try to eat the strings and then slash at everyone.

That's perfect! He's hired.