dude, pooping in peoples sheets is one of the best and most amazing things that exist. although ive never tried it personally, i talk about it just about every day. just a suggestion...next time rather than dog shit use people shit, its way better, in theory.
We actually have a roadie named the "SHITBOMBER" in case anyone fucks us out of our money. We played an UNSEEN show a while back and got paid like 5 dollars to a packed club so the BOMBER shit in someones dryer turned on the heat and guarded it, he went back out for more poop that he took and had people block other people from getting to the dryer, cranked the heat and cut the dryer exhaust hose, boy that house fucking stunk and we hightailed it out of there.
