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New site? Maybe some day.
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i'm sorry, but that picture is far to bizarre for me to deal with. |
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it's too bad he's still carrot top...that's a curse no amount of muscles can counter |
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I'm sure he does that to fight back the incredible number of people who try to murder him each day. |
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steroids must have a small prick now |
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timma said: i'm sorry, but that picture is far to bizarre for me to deal with. |
Arrr... I think that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares! |
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damn hes more jacked than gabe kapler |
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I've just seen Carrot Top's happy trail. God, Please strike me dead. |
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He's always been surprisingly jacked. |
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now, if he was only funny.... |
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He has a fucked up nipple color. |
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I's like to see him and Joe Piscopo fight it out to see who is the toughest comedian |
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DaveFromTheGrave said: I've just seen Carrot Top's happy trail. God, Please strike me dead. |
i hear that. no human should ever be subjected to such a horrid display of wretched pubicals. goddamn firecrotch mother fucker. |
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holy shit, i think he has a lazy eye too. |
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funniest thing ive ever heard someone say about carrot top was " he's gotta wake up every morning look in the mirror and think damn im still carrot top" andno matter how jacked he gets i bet that wont change |
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He probably has a good amount of time to spend working out, since no one books him for comedy gigs.
And yes, no amount of muscles will ever change the fact that is and will always be Carrot Top. |
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anonymous said: I's like to see him and Joe Piscopo fight it out to see who is the toughest comedian |
has anyone else seen that chuck norris movie, "sidekicks"? joe piscapo is in it and he is terrible, but ridiculously ripped. what an ass, i hate him. |
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i never will have a sex drive again |
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With the proper training anyone can achieve a physique similar to or better than Carrot Top's. However, no amount of training will ever endow Carrot Top with a sense of humor. |
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One other thing, he really needs to invest in some underwear. WTF. |
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Dane Cook would beat his ass. |
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dude cut your hair!!! muscles, haircut and money = chicks!! |
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how funny would it be to get the shit kicked out of you by carrot top?
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:shudder:
i'm at a loss for words |
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I'd definitely have sex with him. |
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before and after pics anyone? |
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There aren't any. He's always been jacked. |
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Whatever you jerks, I'm the funniest man alive and I can beat all of you in an armwrestling match with a hand tied behind my back! |
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ya right he used to be a skinny fuck when he first came out. |
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these must be photoshopped |
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it;s a new plug in called photo jacked. |
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Carrot top isn't 100 % organic anymore. |
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he's doing this...
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I just ate a special carrot with yoghurt on it |
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