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returntothepit >> discuss >> holy shit, carrot top is jacked by the_reverend on Aug 18,2005 10:50pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2005 10:50pm



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 18,2005 11:05pm
i'm sorry, but that picture is far to bizarre for me to deal with.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 18,2005 11:06pm
it's too bad he's still carrot top...that's a curse no amount of muscles can counter



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2005 11:07pm
j00 don't know!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 18,2005 11:08pm
id fuck em.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 18,2005 11:11pm
I'm sure he does that to fight back the incredible number of people who try to murder him each day.



toggletoggle post by pre-school race war at Aug 18,2005 11:23pm
steroids must have a small prick now



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Aug 18,2005 11:28pm
timma said:
i'm sorry, but that picture is far to bizarre for me to deal with.


Arrr... I think that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!



toggletoggle post by todayistheday at Aug 18,2005 11:46pm
damn hes more jacked than gabe kapler



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 19,2005 12:13am
I've just seen Carrot Top's happy trail. God, Please strike me dead.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 19,2005 12:22am
He's always been surprisingly jacked.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 19,2005 12:24am
now, if he was only funny....



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Aug 19,2005 12:32am
He has a fucked up nipple color.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 19,2005 7:15am
I's like to see him and Joe Piscopo fight it out to see who is the toughest comedian



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 19,2005 9:49am
DaveFromTheGrave said:
I've just seen Carrot Top's happy trail. God, Please strike me dead.


i hear that. no human should ever be subjected to such a horrid display of wretched pubicals. goddamn firecrotch mother fucker.



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 19,2005 9:50am
holy shit, i think he has a lazy eye too.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Aug 19,2005 9:53am
funniest thing ive ever heard someone say about carrot top was " he's gotta wake up every morning look in the mirror and think damn im still carrot top" andno matter how jacked he gets i bet that wont change



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 19,2005 10:07am
He probably has a good amount of time to spend working out, since no one books him for comedy gigs.

And yes, no amount of muscles will ever change the fact that is and will always be Carrot Top.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 19,2005 10:39am
i dont think thats real



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Aug 19,2005 11:13am
DISTURBING



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Aug 19,2005 11:25am
anonymous said:
I's like to see him and Joe Piscopo fight it out to see who is the toughest comedian


has anyone else seen that chuck norris movie, "sidekicks"? joe piscapo is in it and he is terrible, but ridiculously ripped. what an ass, i hate him.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 19,2005 11:37am
eww. his pubes.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 19,2005 1:59pm
i never will have a sex drive again



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Aug 19,2005 2:17pm
With the proper training anyone can achieve a physique similar to or better than Carrot Top's. However, no amount of training will ever endow Carrot Top with a sense of humor.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 19,2005 2:19pm
One other thing, he really needs to invest in some underwear. WTF.



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Aug 19,2005 2:28pm
Dane Cook would beat his ass.



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Aug 20,2005 12:11am
dude cut your hair!!! muscles, haircut and money = chicks!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2005 7:15am
how funny would it be to get the shit kicked out of you by carrot top?



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon nli at Aug 20,2005 10:41am
:shudder:

i'm at a loss for words



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 20,2005 11:21am
I'd definitely have sex with him.



toggletoggle post by todayistheday at Aug 20,2005 5:41pm
before and after pics anyone?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 20,2005 6:28pm
There aren't any. He's always been jacked.



toggletoggle post by boobtoucher  at Aug 20,2005 7:31pm
There is no God.



toggletoggle post by Carrot Top at Aug 20,2005 8:32pm
Whatever you jerks, I'm the funniest man alive and I can beat all of you in an armwrestling match with a hand tied behind my back!



toggletoggle post by todayistheday at Aug 20,2005 11:28pm
ya right he used to be a skinny fuck when he first came out.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 21,2005 2:28am
these must be photoshopped



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 21,2005 2:37am
it;s a new plug in called photo jacked.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 21,2005 8:44am
you guys are funny...no one went to his actual site to check?

they are real...
http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/index2.html

i was perusing his site and you can see some pics scattered in there



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 25,2005 5:56pm
Carrot top isn't 100 % organic anymore.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2005 6:11pm
he's doing this...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2005 6:32pm
I just ate a special carrot with yoghurt on it



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Aug 25,2005 6:42pm
the_reverend said:
I just ate a special carrot with yoghurt on it





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