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returntothepit >> discuss >> FUCK R&B by shatteredliz on Aug 25,2005 11:24am
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toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Aug 25,2005 11:24am
AHHHHHH!!!!

The girl next to me continuously plays R. Kelly and simillar artists way too loud.

The walls of my office are abou 8.5 feet tall, but the ceilings are 10 feet.

It just makes me want to play my music really loud--but I don't want to be annoying like she is!!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 25,2005 12:21pm
You must kill her.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 25,2005 12:22pm
shatteredliz said:
AHHHHHH!!!!

The girl next to me continuously plays R. Kelly and simillar artists way too loud.

The walls of my office are abou 8.5 feet tall, but the ceilings are 10 feet.

It just makes me want to play my music really loud--but I don't want to be annoying like she is!!


that's simply anti-art.




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 25,2005 12:28pm
Ooohhh girl I need yoooouuuuuuu. Baby I can't be without yooooouuuuu. uh, uh, uh yeah, That's right. Daaammnnn giiiirrrrl!



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Aug 25,2005 12:30pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 25,2005 12:39pm
OOOOhhhh yeeeaaahhh!!!...



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 25,2005 12:46pm



toggletoggle post by Kadooooooogan at Aug 25,2005 2:56pm
you're smooth

you're silky

fi-hi-hiiiiiinnnneee



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:04pm
it's a shame that REAL R & B (Chuck Berry being the originator in essence) has transformed into shit like R. Kelly.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 25,2005 3:07pm
mark fucking richards said:
it's a shame that REAL R & B (Chuck Berry being the originator in essence) has transformed into shit like R. Kelly.


r kelly pees on little girls, what has chuck berry done to enrich the cultural landscape? NOTHING



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 25,2005 3:09pm
Chuck Berry had hidden cameras in the toilet of the ladies room of his diner. The cops raided his home finding a huge library of VHS tapes of all the footage of women pissing and shitting from the aforementioned cameras. R. Kelly is a fucking pussy by comparison.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 25,2005 3:10pm
i retract all previous statements.



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:10pm
chuck berry is the sole inspiration to at least 63% of the tranny population of america alone, not to mention the world. you watch what you say mr. bloodblister. papa beef doesn't take that shit.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 25,2005 3:11pm
wait, chuck berry inspires transexuals? i definetly do not know anything about chuck berry! i should do my research, after all i am a "college student" now!



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:12pm
yeah, what rich said too. bitchface.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 25,2005 3:13pm
hey is there gonna be room in your car for that show in ct sunday. if there is you should bring me. ill give handjobs to the tollbooth guys, whatever it takes



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:14pm
yeah, i'm not sure exactly what he inspires them to do. i guess it was just one of those extemporaneous comments i make that don't have any truth to them.

buuut....that band buckcherry (you know, ' i love the cocaine, i love the cooocaaainneee) got their name from a drag queen named buck cherry, a switched around version of 'chuck berry.'

i need to not have so much random knowledge.



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:16pm
yeah, we'll have room as long as you don't mind my humungous balls resting on your lap....uh...i mean some of our equipment, like a guitar or small drums....



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 25,2005 3:17pm
SWEET



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 25,2005 3:27pm
Everyone be on the lookout for the Terminally Your Aborted Ghost/It Will End In Pure Horror split 7" of all Chuck Berry covers.



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:28pm
dude, rich...i told you not to tell anyone about that. haha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 25,2005 3:31pm
My excitement, like my chronic diarrhea, couldn't be contained any longer.



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:32pm
well, we might as well just get it done and over with. it actually isn't a bad idea...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 25,2005 3:36pm
True. Chuck Berry IS the man after all.



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 25,2005 3:41pm
i would say so. without chuck berry we would not have the wonderful creation we all rely on known as 'distortion.' few know that chuck berry actually created the first publicly known version of overdrive by pushing his amp beyond it's limits, created a fuzzy and crackly sound that no one had ever heard before. wow...once again, too much random knowledge.



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Aug 25,2005 5:17pm
shatteredliz said:
AHHHHHH!!!!

The girl next to me continuously plays R. Kelly and simillar artists way too loud.

The walls of my office are abou 8.5 feet tall, but the ceilings are 10 feet.

It just makes me want to play my music really loud--but I don't want to be annoying like she is!!



that's not R&B, unless you mean retarded and black, then it is correct

give me 50's and 60's Motown anyday over this new crap



toggletoggle post by Every R&B Song at Aug 25,2005 5:40pm
OOOOOUU!! Girrrrlllll, Baaaabbbbae Ba. OOOOUuuuu!! YeeeaaaHHH!!! Girrrrl...



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Aug 25,2005 5:58pm
Bradness said:

that's not R&B, unless you mean retarded and black, then it is correct

give me 50's and 60's Motown anyday over this new crap


I agree the shit out today should not be called R&B



toggletoggle post by wade on a GOOD computer (not his) at Aug 25,2005 7:40pm
Kadooooooogan said:
you're smooth

you're silky

fi-hi-hiiiiiinnnneee


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 25,2005 9:42pm
R & B = Jungle music made in America.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Aug 25,2005 9:44pm
maybe she's just hoping someone will pee on her, i heard R & B folks are into that sorta thing



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