on a trampoline!
it was so much fun.
unbelieveable amounts of fun.

You've been living in a cave. Bastard.

YOUR FIRST TIME?!?!?!...ok thats it your fired.....there so fun there sik for fat kids since we dont have to do much

Nevermind, fucking spaces don't show up in posts. Stupid website!

I was on it again today for over an hour.
man... my spine hurt (from landing in akward positions)
my ribs hurt (from laughing constantly)
my knees hurt (all rug burnt)
and no, my face doesn't hurt... but I'm sure it's killing you

the_reverend said:

I thought you were on a trampoline, not at Tom's house. Silly Aaron.

oh, you have me confused with your mom.
she's a s...l...u...t...

Only for my dad, but at least she's cool enough to wear the Dimmu thong, unlike some people...

well.. my balls keep flopping out of my thong

I can't even pretend to fit mine into a thong, in fact they burn right through the fabric. So there.

I broke my ankle on a trampoline once. was flipping and ended up landing with my ass on my heel and it just broke the fucker. Then my friends kept jumping and laughing at me saying "hey look i'm bob" as then pretended to fall down and hurt themselves. I have very good friends. and very shiney guns. ooooh shiney gun you're so precious. muhahahahaha. end scene

actually.. I was on the trampoline at this little girl I babysit's house.
she fell and hurt her arm and I kept jumping.

but she was ok

don't be sad. you'll get her next time. that little bitch.

ha!
actually, she's not at the "bitch" stage.
she's just learning to read now.
I've heard "Pam and Sam want a yam" like 30 times.

my parents used to take us on the trampolines down cape cod every year when we were kids.. till they just lost their excitement...


i think they would be fun again tho...


muhahha my aunt asked me to watch my cousins (14 and 12) for a weekend next month... its gonna be fun muhahah

I'll give you a hint,
they like what you tell them to like.

hahaha ive tried... i used to watch them all the time until they were about 6 and 8...
the 12 year old is mini me... except she doesnt like music ?!?!? she has listened to metal before while with me... but she said she just doesnt care about music... i dont get it... but she will do what u tell her to do.

I've been baby sitting http://www.jivanna.com since she was almost 3.

the_reverend said:

hahaha i looked at some of the pictures... cats and toilets has to be the greatest thing ever